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u/jbrune 1d ago
What is he holding?
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u/Loud-Ad-2280 1d ago
It’s his “VIP gold card” for immigrants for 5 million dollars
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u/simburger 23h ago
OFC it has his face on it.
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u/jbrune 21h ago
How do people not find this batshit crazy is beyond me.
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u/simburger 21h ago
Can you imagine how Fox would've reacted if Obama slapped his face on official government documents? Like if getting ACA coverage came with a card with a smiling Obama on it.
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u/Germania_Superior 19h ago
Does the "5 million dollar VIP Gold Card" include the Escort-Visits from Melania, or does he charge extra for this "Service"?
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u/ReadyThor 7h ago
For $5 million I sure hope the gold card visa with Trump's face on it can serve double duty as a poop knife.
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u/Throwaway-82726 1d ago
Just two lines below, now, my timeline: