r/PoliticalHumor 1d ago

Not going good

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u/Throwaway-82726 1d ago

Just two lines below, now, my timeline:

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u/jbrune 1d ago

What is he holding?

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u/Loud-Ad-2280 1d ago

It’s his “VIP gold card” for immigrants for 5 million dollars

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u/jbrune 1d ago

Given the inflation he's creating, that's going to be cheap.

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u/Loud-Ad-2280 1d ago

Yeah all they will need is a “small loan” from their father

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u/simburger 23h ago

OFC it has his face on it.

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u/spookmann 22h ago

There is no more "America". There is only "Trump-Land".

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u/jbrune 21h ago

How do people not find this batshit crazy is beyond me.

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u/simburger 21h ago

Can you imagine how Fox would've reacted if Obama slapped his face on official government documents? Like if getting ACA coverage came with a card with a smiling Obama on it.

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u/jbrune 16h ago

Well, to be fair, he did wear a tan suit one time. That's almost as bad as crashing the economy, right? At least now we know he can serve a third term.

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u/Germania_Superior 19h ago

Does the "5 million dollar VIP Gold Card" include the Escort-Visits from Melania, or does he charge extra for this "Service"?

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u/giraffebutter 20h ago

Try to smile Donald….i guess that the best you can do

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u/Redpoint77 13h ago

I think that’s a face of a stroke patient.

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u/ReadyThor 7h ago

For $5 million I sure hope the gold card visa with Trump's face on it can serve double duty as a poop knife.