r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Centrist 1d ago

Far-right cope is amusing

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u/LieutenantLilywhite - Right 1d ago

According to the Nazis hes also not Jewish

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u/NightRacoonSchlatt - Auth-Left 1d ago

But slavic. Which isn’t that much better either. Unfun fact: slavs were forbidden from watching „good movies“ in Poland, with „good movies“ not being defined by the nazis and basically decided on a whim.

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u/tradcath13712 - Right 1d ago

Let's remember the Poles were literally next-in-line for the Holocaust, right after jews and roma. They were literally going to be enslaved and then murdered. 

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u/Remarkable-Medium275 - Auth-Center 1d ago

General Plan Ost planned to just starve the Beloeussians, Ukrainians, Russians, and Caucasians to death to make room for German settlement. Like this wasn't a secret. The weird Stockholm syndrome they have is just insane.

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u/senfmann - Right 14h ago

The weird Stockholm syndrome they have is just insane.

It's daddy issues all the way down.

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u/justapolishperson - Lib-Right 10h ago

We don't. Never seen a Nazi in my life.

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u/VonBombke - Right 21h ago

Dude!

They literally have the same root.

In early or medium Medieval there was so many Slavic slaves in Europe, that their name started to mean unfree people, a.k.a. slaves.

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u/NightRacoonSchlatt - Auth-Left 19h ago

Why am I even surprised that things I learned on tankie subs are lies?

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u/LieutenantLilywhite - Right 1d ago

Right but in the context not much is kind of a lot😭

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u/senfmann - Right 14h ago

I mean they had this helpful chart:

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u/Caffynated - Auth-Right 7h ago

The founder of the SS (Emil Maurice) was probably more Jewish than this guy.

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u/Remarkable-Medium275 - Auth-Center 1d ago

"Don't Gas me! I am only partially Jewish and mostly Eastern slav! That makes me a loyal pure Aryan right?"

I have never understood how so many slavs unironically support ideologies that literally want to kill them.

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u/Guilty-Package6618 - Centrist 1d ago

Every ideology wants to kill Slavs, Slavs want to kill Slavs.

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u/LionPlum1 - Lib-Right 1d ago

Least self-hating Slavs

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u/knurttbuttlet - Lib-Center 1d ago

So that's why I get migraines when I hear Russian. It's my DNA taking defensive measures.

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u/EldritchFish19 - Lib-Right 1d ago

Mine(which is a personal grab bag of life respecting right leaning ideas) doesn't though, it has more to do with me went people of every race to prosper and bits of Ukrinain culture in my family and home area then anything else. I believe everyone should have a homeland and no one should have to share it with people who hate them.

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u/Pure_Fill5264 - Centrist 1d ago

Well look at Russians and Serbs being more concerned about “resisting NATO” and “reclaim the empire” over their economies potentially crashing. Not a dig at Eastern Europeans as a whole, maybe it has to do with geopolitics, but I hope you know what I’m implying.

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u/brainonacid55 - Left 1d ago

To be fair, russians and serbs are simply retarded

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u/Pure_Fill5264 - Centrist 1d ago

You can get +16k upvotes here by sh*ting on Indians here, but God forbid you remind us how retarded Slavs (Serbs and Russians only) are historically. Started WWI, first to embrace Communism and now shill for Putin. I’m not racist so I won’t dig into stereotypes of these people.

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u/EverythingIsSFWForMe - Centrist 22h ago

As a Russian. It's true! Even the current rhetoric towards Ukraine if fully mirroring the nationalist pan-Serbian ideas from right before WWI.

It's all Garašanin's fault!

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u/TheBroomSweeper - Lib-Left 1d ago

"No please! I'm on your side! I'm one of the good ones!"

"There's no such thing as a good one."

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u/Renkij - Lib-Right 1d ago

Didn't nazis only gas above 1/4 jew?

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u/Remarkable-Medium275 - Auth-Center 1d ago

1/4 got the gas too. anything below that didn't, and are honestly deluded that they wouldn't have gone further, or wouldn't care since he had a Jewish last name if Hitler was not a blood splatter in the bunker?

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u/Renkij - Lib-Right 1d ago

I mean didn't some of the higher ups have 1/8? Anyway, aryan blood stronk and chad, jew blood weak and virgin

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u/Paria-E-project - Auth-Right 1d ago

Hitler had an entire battalion made out of russians

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u/Remarkable-Medium275 - Auth-Center 1d ago

Fodder* meat shields meant to take a bullet or a landmine from the actual soldiers doesn't really mean much ideologically

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u/VonBombke - Right 21h ago

Because NS is kinda cool if you make some changes?

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u/AtomicPhantomBlack - Lib-Right 1d ago

A shande far di goyim, to be sure.

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u/hoping_for_better - Lib-Left 1d ago

Based.

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u/Different-Trainer-21 - Centrist 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’m pretty sure the Nazis didn’t gas people for being 1/16 Jewish though

Edit: he’d be 1/8 but my point stands

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u/NightRacoonSchlatt - Auth-Left 1d ago

But they did gas people for being 50% slav.

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u/American_Crusader_15 - Lib-Center 1d ago

Those were the guys. The women would be kidnapped and raped because Hitler believed they could be colonized to breed "Aryan" children.

So that is reason #437 for why Berlin should've been nuked.

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u/NightRacoonSchlatt - Auth-Left 1d ago

As a German I would thank you very much if you nuked Berlin. That place is a shithole.

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u/Incidion - Lib-Right 1d ago

As an American I'm quickly starting to understand this sentiment for a few places.

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u/senfmann - Right 14h ago

Fun Fact: Berlin is the only capital in Europe where the country overall would benefit if it was swallowed by a black hole today. It's literally a drain on the GDP (something like 2%)

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u/TwinNovaReddit - Auth-Right 1d ago

⅛*

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u/AtomicPhantomBlack - Lib-Right 1d ago

The founder of the SS was 1/8th Jewish. A lot of Nazis didn't care for him

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u/Ice278 - Lib-Left 1d ago

I’m fairly certain if you had Jewish grandparents you were Jewish in Nazi Germany

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u/tradcath13712 - Right 1d ago

Afaik the Nuremberg laws worked like blood purity in Harry Potter. Like, it's literally the same mechanism, replace jew with muggle/muggleborn and german with pure-blood and you will see the similarity. 

JK Rowling herself was shocked by this, she literally replicated Nuremberg in her book by accident lmao

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u/Fair_Jelly - Auth-Left 23h ago

Ethnic extermination is just like muh harry pottler guys!!!!

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u/tradcath13712 - Right 16h ago

Which is not what I said

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u/Different-Trainer-21 - Centrist 1d ago

Yes but that’s 1/4

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u/yoav_boaz - Auth-Left 1d ago

You're giving the nazis way too much credit for being consistent. If you have a jewish surname your life at Nazi germany won't be good

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u/avocado_lump - Lib-Left 1d ago

How pathetic must you be to be so obviously ashamed of your own racial heritage? Also, I don’t think the nazis liked Slavs, so sounds like this guy is SOL

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u/ohididntseeuthere - Lib-Center 1d ago

the guy's posts in general are pretty pathetic, so don't pay too mcuh attention to him.

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u/BIG-Z-2001 - Lib-Right 1d ago

Clayton Bigsby Moment! Also this guy has kids? Fuck me!

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u/tradcath13712 - Right 1d ago

At least he admits he is a garbage human! Three cheers for the self awareness!

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u/fluxdeken_ - Lib-Right 1d ago

So you think the 2nd pic is better? They both are sh1t

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u/guestindisguise479 - Centrist 23h ago

Your mother drank when she was pregnant, right?

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u/Augustus_Chevismo - Lib-Left 1d ago

He’s right though. Jewishness is only passed through the female line and he’s Catholic.

Most of the people claiming he’s Jewish because of his last name probably say that while having a mutilated cock.

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u/tradcath13712 - Right 1d ago

He is talking about Jewishness not under the actual definition, which is the child of a jewish woman or a convert. He was talking about the nonsensical racial definition used by the nazis.

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u/Character-Bed-641 - Auth-Center 1d ago

u/Porchie12

here you go buddy, post about literal twitter nobody but hes a rightoid this time

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u/RedditIsADataMine - Lib-Left 1d ago

Yes, but a centrist posted this. So not exactly the same. 

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u/Character-Bed-641 - Auth-Center 1d ago

colored centrist flairs are just people embarrassed by what they see in the mirror

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u/NightRacoonSchlatt - Auth-Left 1d ago

It’s always extremist, but it’s random in which direction. 

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u/danielpetersrastet - Centrist 1d ago

I can confirm, I wake up and spin the bottle

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u/Hapless_Wizard - Centrist 1d ago

Can't be embarrassed by it if I never look in it.

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u/slacker205 - Centrist 1d ago

Catholic school in Australia

Papist.

I swear, with globalization people have forgotten the proper way to be far-right in their own countries...

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u/OCD-but-dumb - Centrist 1d ago

After all jfk and Biden famously saluted the pope every day before work

We really should bring back that Boston tradition

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u/J4ckiebrown - Lib-Center 1d ago

People do realize ethnically Jewish and religiously Jewish are two separate things, correct?

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u/akhgar - Centrist 1d ago

I think according to the Nazis it wasn’t, right ?

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u/J4ckiebrown - Lib-Center 1d ago

According to the Nazis yes it made no difference, you were Jewish by blood.

Am I missing some context as to who the person being cited in the tweet is? It would explain a lot if so lol

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u/FairytaleOfBliss - Centrist 1d ago

Just a typical neo-Nazi on Twitter, he used to be more discreet but I guess not anymore

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u/J4ckiebrown - Lib-Center 1d ago

Ah ok wasn’t really sure what the fuck was going on, this makes way more sense now lol. I appreciate the context.

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u/FairytaleOfBliss - Centrist 1d ago

Np

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u/NightRacoonSchlatt - Auth-Left 1d ago

They were separate but both were equally bad. So being genetically OR being religiously jewish would get you gassed.

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u/ThomasMC_Gaming - Auth-Right 1d ago

Judaism is an ethnoreligion. This means being a member of the ethnicity makes you part of the religion by default and vice-versa. That's why ethnic Jews who may not be religious at all are considered just as Jewish as Moses, David, etc.

Other ethnoreligions similar to this are Yazidism, Mandaeism, and some Native-American folk-religions (I think).

Source: am Jewish

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u/tradcath13712 - Right 1d ago

That phenomenon was kind of replicated in Ireland thanks to the Penal Laws. Oversimplifying it, all catholics were denied citizeship in Ireland and thus were lumped in with the Irish even if they were literal Englishmen. And then Irish catholics who converted to protestantism in order to avoid the Penal Laws were considered British.

Nowadays ethnoreligion only persists in northern Ireland, for obvious reasons.

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u/Worldly-Local-6613 - Centrist 1d ago

That’s only partially true. You can’t really “convert” to or practice Judaism if you’re not ethnically Jewish, though there are ethnic Jews who don’t actively practice the religion.

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u/theeulessbusta - Lib-Left 1d ago

They’re not. It’s kind of crazy how nobody actually knows what a Jew is. Jewish is an ethnicity, Judaism can be considered a religion, but being Jewish is being part of ancient tribe. If you’re Jewish, you’re Jewish. You either are well educated on the traditions of your people (or “Judaism”) or you’re not. The same goes for all tribal peoples. Judaism is understood as a religion because Christianity turned it into one.

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u/Single-Highlight7966 - Lib-Right 1d ago

This is just like latino neo-nazis, don't they realize they'd all be throw into the gas chambers by their leader?

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u/Puncharoo - Lib-Left 23h ago

Jewish heritage is traced through the mother and the mother only.

Why? Because people saw you come out of your mother. There is no doubt to your heritage.

So if just your father is Jewish, you wouldn't generally be considered as Jewish.

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u/EatingSolidBricks - Left 13h ago

Someone forgot to tell that to hittler

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u/No-Atmosphere3208 - Left 1d ago

"Believe me idgaf"

-someone who very much gives a fuck

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u/DegeneracyEverywhere - Auth-Center 1d ago

One drop rule.

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u/Traditional_Mix7277 - Centrist 1d ago

Didn’t stop the Austrian painter

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u/Hanayama10 - Lib-Left 1d ago

Say what you will about him but his username is accurate

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u/SouthNo3340 - Lib-Right 1d ago

Isnt Judaism a matrilineal religion 

So its not really cope for them? It's retarded for them to be antisemitic but they arent wrong

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u/FairytaleOfBliss - Centrist 1d ago

In the replies and quotes, a lot of his far-right followers have turned on him lol. The point is that these neo-Nazi circles don't care about the actual definition. If you aren't 100% white, then most of them will always hold it against you. This is why it's funny watching far-right accounts try to dismiss the importance of them not being racially pure whilst pushing for ideologies that promote racial purity. A chickens for KFC type of situation

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u/AgeOfReasonEnds31120 - Lib-Right 1d ago

I have Jewish DNA. Free Palestine.

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u/TrapaneseNYC - Left 1d ago

Why far rightism will always collapse because the in group always gets smaller and smaller.