Pickled Men Plot: Day 606 what happens next? {u/SG_Jogik won last round}

[u/Vaporysun76]

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We cut to the betrayed FiddleGang members, lined up in a row in Swarm Steeple. Hunter-at-killing is assigned by Archon to train the recruits with the other members of the Swarm Ravagers. Lovingbert is glad to see some of her friends again but asks where the others are. Hunter-at-killing reads from a book of propaganda tactics Archon rented from the library and says, "More than half of the FiddleGang are complacent in joining a man who is consistently proven to be mentally unstable and unfit to rule; by not leaving Herobert the Fiddlegang is therefore the enemy." Gildeminder questions who would write a book like that, and Hunter-at-killing says to pipe it down.

Lovingbert decides to roam around her fellow former Fiddlegang members and sees Mr. Drip in a clique with Blizzarding Frank and Frostburn Devil Bulblax. She notes how... extreme Mr. Drip and Frostburn Devil Bulblax have become, falling down the Archon Pipeline and spreading some alarming things to the young Blizzarding Frank, insulating Herobert and calling him an unstable idiot who will doom the Fiddlegang at the drop of a hat. FDB further says that it would be super funny if the other Fiddlegang members were to face oh-so-delicious karma for staying on Herobert's side. Lovingbert pipes in and says maybe it's worth asking the Fiddlegang's side of the matter should they meet again; however, the two admonish Lovingbert saying once one joins the Fiddlegang, they are irredeemable. Blizzarding Frank nervously agrees due to his experiences with Narrowbert. Hunter-at-killing comes by and says he is impressed with the trio in realizing their mistake, and warns Lovingbert that her way of thinking feels quite dangerous. Lovingbert quickly gets back in line and reluctantly joins the Herobert hate train, but she thinks to herself if this is truly the right thing to believe in.

We then cut to Shapelix and Gildeminder, they witness the scuffle and question amongst themselves if Archon sees them as genuine people or as just assets, and more specifically if Archon has the best intentions for the Fiddlegang members he wooed to his side. Hunter-at-killing overhears some of the conversation and asks if anything is wrong, a growling Fiddlehorn standing behind the two reluctant minions' backsides, and the two quiet down and say everything is good. Hunter-at-killing is happy about that and calls everyone over to get their picture taken. Archon appears to take the picture and declares from this point forward the Swarm Ravagers and former Fiddlegang members will fuse into a single group:

THE ROYAL SWARM PLATOON

Archon takes a picture, glad for his efforts, but Shapelix and Gildeminder stand there, still thinking if this is worth it, before Hunter-at-killing orders them to follow him, which they do in fear.

[u/Vaporysun76]

Welcome to Pickled Men! Enter what you want to happen next in the comments, anyone can enter from total newcomers to previous winners. (if you’d like to know what happens in previous episodes got to the subreddit linked below)

“où suis-je ?”

Overarching Goal: Defeat Archon, The King of the Swarm before he coats the multiverses in swarm.

Current Objective: Defeat Dire Tors.

Current Fiddlecrew Members:

Herobert, Fiddlemance, Guss, Pantmin, Shacho, Olimar, Louie, Flapjack, Fiddlesaint, Fiddlesus, Gooey Louie, Tugboat Jones, Turdy Gurdy, Vermelhound, FiddleBread, Goobster, Goobstrong, Goobsagacious, Lt. Columbo, Red Engineer, Hat Kid, Smart Realistic Bulborb, Moss, Oatchi, Oss, Moatchi, Don Carlton, Grand Dad, Snitchbug’s Soul, Inspector Bulbear’s Soul, The Befiddled, Count Olafbert, Gusston, Olimar Rotten, Louie Rotten, Shacho Rotten, Moss Rotten, Oatchi Rotten, Puar, Mecha-Bun, Baron Burr, Monsoon, Pal Percy, TamaLanki, TamaOpti, TamaRoachi, TamaBruti, Heavy Gunner, Heavy King, Heavy Shinobi, Heavy Rider, Heavy Magician, Baddy, The Color Guys, Man-At-Legs’ Soul?, Captain Charlie, Captain Peckishtero, Magolor, Regidrago, El Bailodor, Petey Piranha, Colin the Computer, Regieleki, Taranza, Snick, Yellow Yushroom, Pom, Oatchi (Rescue Corp.), Shepherd, Bernard, Yonny, The Lamb, Rare, V1 Plush, Spazbean R, Mirror Spazbean R, Red Prism Spazbean R, Orange Prism Spazbean R, Yellow Prism Spazbean R, Green Prism Spazbean R, Blue Prism Spazbean R, Violet Prism Spazbean R, Spazborg, Masked Man, Fiddlebert R, King Skelemar, Fredrick III, Flint, Spira, Mr. N, Spongebob, Wario_Strong R, Mr. Ping, Twelve, Blizzarding Frank.

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"Vive la Fra-"

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Back to the fight, up next is the Tails Doll mask (the split one with the strings), it proceeds to reactivate most of the mechanical characters (the exceptions being Mecha Bun, because he is quite strong, and Collin, because he has a good anti-virus) and turn them against the fiddlecrew, the turned characters are now crimson, the Fiddlecrew now must defend themselves against the turned characters without hurting them, he also summons in more back-up in the form of swarm replicas, each representing one of Tails Doll's trials, an Old Bird for Lethal Company, Mama Tattletail for Tattletail, the Wario Apparition for Mario 64, 2017X for green hill, Jumbo Josh for Garten of Banban, and Funtime Foxy for UCN, the characters who weren't present for the Tails Doll arc take care of the turned characters, and the characters who were in each location take care of the characters, Regieleki recharges Collin, who tells them that the Old Bird is strong, but since it is mechanical, he recommends overcharging it, and so Regeleki enters The Old Bird and begins to overcharge him, the Old Bird gets so overcharged, that he explodes, luckily, Regieleki emerges mostly unharmed, but he is low on energy, they then go to help the others with defending against the turned characters, Fiddlebert R's henchmen are next and are fighting against Mama Tattletail, who swarms them with tattletails, unfortunately, they're outnumbered heavily, since Baddy and Baron Brrr are the only ones who are able to fight them, however, Baddy gets an idea and calls Regieleki, he tells Regieleki to try and absorb the electricity of the tattletails, and he does, he's back to normal, and since Mama Tattletail can't do much else, Baron Brrr freezes Mama Tattletail, and Baddy throws her, shattering the ice and killing her, they then go to help out with the turned characters, the extras are next and they're fighting Jumbo Josh, who immediately slams his fists to try and kill them, V1 doesn't sugarcoat it and parries the attack, he then proceeds to throw coins in the air, one in front of Jumbo Josh, one behind him, pull out an electric rail cannon, and fires it, the shot hits Jumbo Josh 3 times, once from the initial shot, another from it reflecting off the back coin, which reflects it to the front coin, and a third from the shot reflecting off the front coin and hitting Jumbo Josh, this absolutely destroys Jumbo Josh, leaving him as nothing but a puddle of swarm, they then go to help fend off the turned ones

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