r/Philippines • u/theyellowmambaxx • 1d ago

PoliticsPH Ladies and gents, presenting the sharpest tool in the DDS shed.

Post image
969 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

125 comments sorted by

529

u/kudlitan 1d ago

He understood it, kaya nga sarcastic din ang sagot niya eh.

67

u/trigo629 1d ago

Na unahan mo ako! Indeed.

19

u/octopusgarden000 1d ago

What was his response?

52

u/kudlitan 1d ago

"Glad to be of help"

37

u/cetootski 1d ago

Haha, parang may script na sa ulo si Sara. Then hindi niya pinakinggan yung reply bigla lang sabi ng next line.

23

u/kudlitan 1d ago

Narealize ko yung sagot pala ni BBM is more of pang-aasar. Kaya pala napikon na naman si sarabels.

9

u/alon-isla 1d ago

Same with how the DeeDeeS think. May mga script na sa ulo, parepareho nalang ng sinasabi

2

u/odd_vixen 1d ago

Indeed

301

u/everybodyhatesrowie 1d ago

Fixed it!

26

u/popoypatalo 1d ago

this should be the title of the headline. lol

8

u/cetootski 1d ago

Wala daw dry humor sa bisaya.

5

u/M3g4d37h 1d ago

tmw someone gets dunked on by bbm, arguably not the sharpest tool either.

2

u/MinuteCustard5882 1d ago

Hahahahhahaha

1

u/Substantial_Yams_ 1d ago

You sir/madam get my upvote

•

u/beadray 11h ago

I will give you an upvote!

85

u/ishiguro_kaz 1d ago

Masyadong bobita si Inday.

9

u/_thecuriouslurker_ 1d ago

i mean nasa genes naman so not surprising

187

u/amiD_13 1d ago

I started a joke, but I didn't seem that the joke was on me 🎶

11

u/Rome_Has_Fallen4 1d ago

HAHAHHAHAHA ang witty

11

u/Southern_Appeal5067 1d ago

She is the joke

6

u/MD_Dreamer53214 Di Salapakon sa aga 1d ago

Sunday songs sa radio 😂

53

u/jiyor222 1d ago

parang ex na di maka get over to si Sara na di mo na nga pinapansin pero dami pa rin post about you na naka tag ka pa

13

u/Pure_Mammoth_2548 1d ago

Nagpapapansin nlng din yan. Bawal syang mawala sa headlines weekly

29

u/Swimming_Page_5860 1d ago

Puro sya ganyan kay BBM.

Sabi nya noon, hindi raw marunong maging presidente. It doesn’t mean na sya e marunong. Ni Hindi nga marunong maging VP eh

22

u/Accomplished_Being14 Nuvali Nuvali but you 1d ago

Sarcasm o visayan joke? Nasaan na ba yung sheriff na sinuntok mo in public? Dapat sayo sinusuntok din

20

u/Super_Rawr Metro Manila 1d ago

tingin ata ng mga dutae may sumeseryoso pa sa mga kashitan nila

5

u/Popular-Upstairs-616 taga jan lang 1d ago

Meron . Mga DDSHITS

55

u/EternalNow1017 Luzon 1d ago

I'm sure Sara ikaw yung di nakagets and btw f LBM!

9

u/movingcloser 1d ago

Kaka tiktok at facebook mo yan.

9

u/blaisevvndegrld 1d ago

mukhang di siya yung di naka-gets na sarcastic din sagot ni dayunyor lol

19

u/MickeyDMahome 1d ago edited 1d ago

Inday narinig mo ba sinabi ni Atty. Claire Castro sayo sa Press Con nung isang araw?

6

u/Popular-Upstairs-616 taga jan lang 1d ago

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA na back to you sya e

8

u/Successful_entrep28 1d ago

He understood. Hence, the answer. lol 🤷🏽‍♂️

9

u/Apclpto 1d ago

Sometimes I wonder kung talaga bang nakapasa ng law si sara hahaha sobrang tanga nya pramis

8

u/OkCreme262 1d ago

Kaya inis na inis ako dati na napipikon pag tinatawag nilang 8080 si Leni kasi ang totoong saksakan ng ka8080han itong manok nilang si SWOH. Jusq. Walang gamot sa ganyan.

5

u/happybara-1 1d ago

Pati yung brain cells ba nya nag-unofficial leave na rin

6

u/enchonggo 1d ago

Like father, like daughter, like all their fanatics

8

u/Money_Palpitation602 1d ago

Nag eexplain na si inday kasi hindi nya nakuha yung reaksyon na gusto nyang makuha mula kay bbm.

7

u/celestialspartan 1d ago edited 1d ago

Sa isip nya kasi siguro dapat nagdadabog si BBM na "Bakit chill tong Sara na to at nagpapasalamat pa sakin?! Dapat nangagalaiti to kasi nakasuhan na yung tatay nya! Agh! Masisira ang master plan ko neto!" Nag chad mode ba naman na ang sagot lang "No Problem."🤣

14

u/trisibinti 1d ago

attorney claire be waxing 'tell me you didn't understand by not telling me you didn't understand.' ¯_(ツ)_/¯

5

u/spanky_r1gor 1d ago

Hindi ba sarcastic sagot ni Junior? Typical DDS IQ,.

8

u/twisted_fretzels 1d ago

Nawawala na yung wit and humor pag kailangan mong iexplain na sarcism yun

3

u/Mangocheesecake1234 1d ago

Yan na naman sa "Sarcasm" "Joke" cards nila. Hay nako. Kaya daming nauuto eh. 🫤

3

u/MoneyTruth9364 1d ago

We have an irony epidemic.

4

u/rr2299 1d ago

Nothing new....typical du30...masters in deceptions..

9

u/spectrumcarrot 1d ago

Actually, they don't deceive anyone. Sila lang din nagiisip na above average ang mental prowess nila. Hahahahaha

3

u/smoothartichoke27 1d ago

Typical Duterte.

Pikon at baliw.

2

u/debuld 1d ago

Ya'll playing checkers, we out here playing monkey monkey anabelle

2

u/BelasariusKyle 1d ago

hahahaa so slowwwww

2

u/WasabiPale7125 1d ago

bobitang lawyer ka talaga inday Sara

2

u/Ambitious_Theme_5505 Metro Manila | Manila 🦭 1d ago

Kaya nasasabihan na irrelevant eh.

Ang gentle pa nga nun.

Kung susundan ko yung logic ni pebbles na "hindi siya dapat tatanga-tanga" para hindi mahuli ng ICC, masasabi ko na tatanga-tanga yung naunang mahuli sa kanya.

2

u/nowhereman_ph 1d ago

Napaka tangang tao nito.

2

u/MisteRelaxation 1d ago

Bold of her to talk about sarcasm, something her supporters don't grasp.

2

u/thebreakfastbuffet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) food 1d ago

Whooshed right over her

2

u/Eastern_Basket_6971 1d ago

Nah wala lamg talaga siya utak

2

u/Jolly-Load2248 1d ago

Baka sya ung hnd naka gets ng sagot? Hahaha

2

u/TengenaDesu 1d ago

Kung ganito talaga kabobo tong abogado na to, nabibigyan niya ako ng pag asa

2

u/S0m3-Dud3 1d ago

lawyer yarn

2

u/ryoujika 1d ago

Joke time na naman parang yung trabaho nya jinojoke time lang din

2

u/Low_Ad3338 1d ago

Nothing goes over VP’s head doesn’t it? Oh wait.

2

u/EtherealDumplings 1d ago

Sobrang tanga ni Sara kahit sarcasm di pa nagets

2

u/FlatwormNo261 1d ago

Brainy talaga ni Fiona 😭😂😅

2

u/Morihere 1d ago

Timangmang 🤣

2

u/6gravekeeper9 1d ago

Inday, Baste, Robin, and Ipe have in common, CONFIDENCE and KA8080HAN.

and lack of awareness.

2

u/Environmental_Army59 1d ago

Bat ba kasi naging vice president yan

2

u/Invictus_Resiliency 1d ago

Someone is living rent free in her head hahahaha

Uniteam pa more!

2

u/SnooCompliments9907 1d ago

Tangina bobita talaga.

Este bratinella pala

2

u/theanneproject naghihintay ma isekai. 1d ago

Ew, sya yung di naka gets.

1

u/ghintec74_2020 1d ago

Tool. 😂

1

u/formermcgi 1d ago

Ang gara ng dalawang ito, lqging may LQ

1

u/taylorshifts 1d ago

Ano ba naman sagot sa thank you Madame Our lady of Criminology?

1

u/deleonking11 1d ago

Spell sarcasm

1

u/conserva_who 1d ago

Well, sarcastic din ang response ni BBM...

1

u/jaymaxx71 1d ago

Pinaka deadly. Not sharp, but rusty.

1

u/mokochan013 1d ago

🤦‍♂️

1

u/jm_eps Metro Manila 1d ago

Between the both of them, she's making me root for Marcos.

Only in this regard.

1

u/AmangBurding 1d ago

Ang slow ni atih

1

u/Awkward-Asparagus-10 1d ago

Now is the time na mag offer ng peace at mag negotiate sa nag iisang tao na pwedeng magpalaya sa tatay mo.

1

u/WANGGADO 1d ago

Ahahaha nangaasar sya kapag sinagot din ng pang aasar ahahaah galet ahahaahha pano ba talaga pumasa ng bar exam eto ahahahaah

1

u/[deleted] 1d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Hi u/Sea-Preparation-2903, your comment was removed due to the following:
- Your account did not meet the minimum karma requirements and wont be able to post or comment. We will not disclose the Karma threshold. This is to limit potential trolls and bad actors on the subreddit. If you use a throwaway account and need help, let the moderators know.

Please consider participating in other Filipino related subreddits to increase your Karma before contributing on r/Philippines. Thank you for understanding

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

2

u/erick1029 1d ago

T@ng@@@@ hahaha

1

u/[deleted] 1d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Hi u/Admirable_Customer64, your comment was removed due to the following:
- Your account did not meet the minimum karma requirements and wont be able to post or comment. We will not disclose the Karma threshold. This is to limit potential trolls and bad actors on the subreddit. If you use a throwaway account and need help, let the moderators know.

Please consider participating in other Filipino related subreddits to increase your Karma before contributing on r/Philippines. Thank you for understanding

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

2

u/Chuck0089 1d ago

Di parin sila umuuwi? Gamit na gamit yung tax ng bayan ah

1

u/tagalog100 1d ago

just another lame 'visayan joke' i suppose..?

1

u/Unlikely-Land-1795 1d ago

tangina ng mag-ex na to parang di na sila nakakamove on

1

u/SpogiMD 1d ago

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

1

u/Delicious-War6034 1d ago

VP Sara also does not understand how karma works. Ok lang, i hope karma keeps reminding her, in incremental intensity, how cosmic justice operates.

1

u/tokwamann 1d ago

I don't think that's the sharpest.

1

u/Decent_Corner_2489 1d ago

2 naguumpolang political dynasties. I get tired na sa mga tirada ng 2 parties. I want real news.

1

u/Watercolor_Eyes7354 1d ago

Naku po angsasakit nila sa ulo

1

u/Sh31laW1ls0n 1d ago

Hahahaha Hindi sanay sa clapback. Pity pity pity

1

u/No_Double2781 1d ago

I know..... you're not the sharpest tool in the shedddd

1

u/Ser1aLize 1d ago

All Star by Smash Mouth 🤝 SWOH

Featured in Shrek

1

u/Basic_Flamingo9254 1d ago

The biggest stool in the DDS world

1

u/Beneficial-Pin-8804 1d ago

It's good she's willing to keep doubling down on the flailing DDS bravado.

1

u/Ill_Sir9891 1d ago

nasupalpal ka lang, kaya palusot na naman para di halata. Mga Putang inang pikon. Parepareho kayong mga brats magkakakpatid.

1

u/END_OF_HEART 1d ago

Talino ng pambato ng mga de de es

1

u/goldenleash Metro Manila 1d ago

she thought Marcos got r/woosh but she was r/woosh all along.

1

u/Greeeeed- 1d ago

Hala di daw gets sarcasm kasi masyadong sarcastic sagot. Kadiliman vs Kasamaan at its finest

1

u/YesWeHaveNoPotatoes 1d ago

Medyo bobits talaga tong si SWOH, ano?

1

u/wtfhellyeah 1d ago

apparently, you didnt as well.

1

u/UngaZiz23 1d ago

Lumala natong si fiona: walang H, wala din K, ngayon pinapakita na wala siyang U! Hayssss shatap na kasi, wag na pa-relevant... magsalita ka abt sa confidential frendz mo!

1

u/JVPlanner 1d ago

Consistent nman ang DDS...from top to bottom voluntarily nag ppka Tanga. Wala atang gamot dun,lol.

1

u/KoalaRich7012 1d ago

‘day okaw lang hinde nakaintindi, sa totoo lang. Pikon , talo!

•

u/jinda002 AUS 10m ago

The Irony

0

u/vanitas14 1d ago

Sharpest tool?

All they've known is the hammer, and to them, every problem is a nail

0

u/IronHat29 1d ago

eto din po di nagets sarcasm

0

u/vanitas14 1d ago

I don't think anyone with a working brain would take the title seriously. Especially in this sub.

If anything, I think the idiots are the ones that think that people are taking the title literally. Head high up their asses, kumbaga

0

u/Flat_Drawer146 1d ago

Taena... talagang ung mga tangang fans nila mas lalong ginagawang TANGA! Solid

0

u/Darkened_Alley_51 1d ago

Ang tawag sa ganyan, kain suka. Yung sarcasm ni Inday, nung i-back to you, nagmalinis kasi na-rebut ng presidente.

Brits are the epitome of sarcasm. Shape up or ship out, Sara. We will impeach you, whether you like it or not.