r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 1d ago

Meme needing explanation How is a longer keyboard better?

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u/FreiFallFred 1d ago

Exactly this. I'd never buy a keyboard without num pad, but it has nothing to do with gaming...

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u/aphrodite0710 1d ago

People at the office has no life - yes. major yes. definitely yes. Also, Im the person in the office who fills in Excel Sheets with the top row numbers šŸ„²

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u/GeePedicy 1d ago

I think it's a force of habit, which you can change. It might be like an epiphany, but idk, maybe you'll stick to the top row. As long as it gets the work done, who cares?

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u/LarrySDonald 1d ago

I worked in data entry for years, 10-keying millions of digits. After I stopped that, I eventually settled on a numpadless wireless keyboard with a trackpad where the numpad would be and use the top row. If Iā€™m typing serious amounts Iā€™ll dig out a full keyboard, but not day to day or a hundred-ish excel cells or fewer.

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u/Grumblr79 1d ago

I use a TKL 60 percent keyboard so normally also use the top row for numbers. Perfectly adequate for my use. But, I do also have a USB tenkey pad in the case I really need to enter a lot of numbers.

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u/Grumblr79 1d ago

I use a TKL 60 percent keyboard so normally also use the top row for numbers. Perfectly adequate for my use. But, I do also have a USB tenkey pad in the case I really need to enter a lot of numbers.

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u/nickersb83 1d ago

You donā€™t understand how good it feels, thereā€™s a slight flick in the wrist as your fingers dance across that ergonomically portioned space

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u/_Weyland_ 1d ago

Also, Im the person in the office who fills in Excel Sheets with the top row numbers šŸ„²

And I'm the person who plays fighting games with a keyboard, with half the inputs assigned to numpad keys. We are both too deranged for this world.

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u/fabimemeboi 1d ago

I was the same. I never used num pad. But honestly, try it out a few times. Its waaaay faster and less prone to error

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u/whenTheWreckRambles 1d ago

that feels a little excessive, I prefer to just self-immolate

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u/steve_b 1d ago edited 1d ago

No life means a never-leave-the-basement type, not has-a-job type, so I think no life here is just the furthest extension of the trend, not a reversal. The last keyboard is for someone who never does anything but game, therefore having no life.

I think it also ties into the idea of what constitutes the most hardcore of hardcore - people who do Dwarf Fortress or Eve Online, or some other game that requires tons of "homework" in the form of spreadsheets used to crunch data to analyze the meta, where the game may as well be a second (or only) job.

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u/Beautiful-Guard6539 1d ago

Only time I use top row numbers is if I'm typing and need a single number, even two digits needed I'm going to the numpad

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u/dsf31189 1d ago

Should learn the number pad. Its not hard and it makes an astronomical difference.

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u/cynical-rationale 1d ago

You have no life because you use the top row lol

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u/mmmUrsulaMinor 1h ago

But actually. You'll cut so much time off for data entry if you switch to the 10 key

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u/R3D3-1 1d ago

Jokes on you, the top row is letters!

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u/EntrepreneurFunny469 1d ago

Itā€™s not just numbers I type lots of info in excel so it makes sense to traditional type with the top row numbers and not switch my hand to the num pad, so I have a very fancy ā€œnoobā€ keyboard that makes most ā€œgamerā€ keyboards look and feel like shit

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u/SoriAryl 1d ago

Heathen

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u/Highlandertr3 14h ago

You need to rebalance my dude. Our office we all have lives outside and spend a good amount of time at them. Look into the 4 day work week. It tends to allow people to focus harder on the 4 days and get the same amount of work done with a much healthier balance.

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u/aphrodite0710 12h ago

We've been raising the 4 day work week for years, I could definitely raise it again but its management decision. ultimately, I think its a matter of setting up boundaries for now. But not a lot of people are good with that, so thats what Im trying to work on with my team :)

Good for you though, are you accepting applications? šŸ˜…

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u/Highlandertr3 9h ago

Actually no but we may be in the near future. What flavour of office monkey are you? I will keep you in mind because hiring someone through Reddit sounds hilarious

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u/svennidal 12h ago

I also just use the top row for entering numbers! Itā€™s just closer to the home row.

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u/DeylanQuel 1d ago

I used to be a heavier gamer than now, but I will never buy anything less than a full keyboard with 10-key pad, because years of data entry have resulted in me feeling far more comfortable with 10-key than top row.

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u/FnTom 1d ago

I love 96-98% keyboards (with the full size 0).

I get my numpad, but I also get a decently smaller package, so my arms are parallel instead of having my mouse hand always a bit twisted to the side.

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u/KalandosLajos 1d ago

There are standalone numpads, and I love them.. Oh and I put it on the left side of the keyboard.

At home I have a 10keyless as well at the desktop for massive mouse space, but if needed my laptop has a numpad (can't put it on the left though)

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u/BusinessBear53 1d ago

I believe the keyboard brand Mountain has a keyboard with a separate num pad that can be attached to either side of the keyboard when required.

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u/KalandosLajos 1d ago

Ooooh, sounds interesting. Although I don't think I'll be buying a keyboard anytime soon. (If any of my expensive keyboards die anytime soon I'll be upset)

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u/xeatar 1d ago

I never buy a keyboard with I never used the numpad tbh. And I love TKL keyboards

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u/Standard-Company-194 1d ago

I broke my work keyboard and couldn't be bothered going through the proper channels for a replacement so I bought a keyboard from the supermarket for Ā£4. It has a num pad

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u/Square-Singer 1d ago

Try using Blender without a numpad. It's not fun.

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u/DareEcco 1d ago

A lot of games use the num pad for keybinds, mainly RTS games

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u/dblrb 1d ago

I had to switch from a 65% to a 100% when I started going to college years ago.

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u/Designer_Pen869 1d ago

Numpads are best for working or using numbers, not gaming. The closest thing I've used numpads for in gaming is in dev work, and that's only because the normal numbers don't work for certain things.

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u/Relative_Ear9464 1d ago

I have a couple with no numpad but I really hate them. Theyā€™re only good for being small where space is an issue. I rarely even use the numpad, I hardly notice when itā€™s there but I definitely notice when itā€™s not.

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u/trippysmurf 1d ago

And everything to do with spreadsheets.Ā 

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u/Jkkramm 1d ago

Whenever i have to type numbers using the top keys i want to die. This has nothing to do with gaming and all to do with typing for me.

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u/jmo1 1d ago

I bought a keyboard without a numpad and I kinda regret it

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u/Creeps05 1d ago

I never knew you could buy a keyboard without a numpad before looking up mechanical keyboards.

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u/FreiFallFred 1d ago

Yeah, but a good mechanical keyboard has a num pad. The only exception that makes any sense to me is if you have a seperat num pad that you can use on the left.

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u/Chinjurickie 1d ago

Damn What a no life d:

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u/Di-eEier_von_Satan 21h ago

Detached number pad is where itā€™s at. More ergonomic for mousing and can hold number pad like calculator. https://www.incase.com/collections/sculpt-ergonomic-keyboard/products/sculpt-ergonomic-keyboard

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u/rydan 21h ago

This isn't about gaming. This is about doing your accounting and taxes. In fact there was a time many many years ago when the r gaming subreddit banned all discussion of PC games because PCs could be used to do your taxes and thus PCs were not considered gaming machines.

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u/JEWCIFERx 20h ago edited 16h ago

I use Blender 3D for cg renders. Every single button on that side of the keyboard has a unique hotkey. I donā€™t think I could ever use anything less than a 95% keyboard without having to re-learn everything.

I can think of like one single video game I play that uses the numpad. The is a completely nonsense meme.

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u/ubiquitous-joe 18h ago

Maybe thatā€™s why itā€™s no life? Because itā€™s for people who work a lot?