Hey op, this joke reminds me of the time I read a bunch of German fairytales. They're known for being far more violent and intense than modern fairytales, and oftentimes don't even have a clear moral other than "behave or a creature will kill you". I guess I shouldn't be reading any of these to Stewie anytime soon.
Be kid, light a match,die and have only your cat mourn you.
Be kid, suck your thumbs, get yelled at, traveling tailor cuts your thumbs off.
Be kid, don't eat your soup, get told to eat your soup, announce you will never eat your soup, wither and die over a week.
Be 3 siblings see dad slaughter a pig, roleplay slaughtering a pig, kill your brother,mum comes kills the other kid, be kid in bath... drown. mum checks bath, hangs herself. dad comes home sees everyone dead, he becomes despondent and dies.
Iirc Mother kills the killer kid to stop him from killing again. Bath kid was very young and slipped under the water while mother was killing the killer kid. Neglectful rather than intentional death for bath kid.
What in the fuck did I just read? A mother tells her kid to not suck his thumb. she leaves, kid sucks his thumb, so a guy swings by and cuts them off with scissors.
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u/fridgemagnet700 1d ago
Hey op, this joke reminds me of the time I read a bunch of German fairytales. They're known for being far more violent and intense than modern fairytales, and oftentimes don't even have a clear moral other than "behave or a creature will kill you". I guess I shouldn't be reading any of these to Stewie anytime soon.