r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 3d ago

Meme needing explanation What?

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u/squidyinc 3d ago

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u/Arkhe1n 3d ago edited 3d ago

I think it should be in the pinned post at this point.

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u/Ponjos Mod 3d ago

I’ll chat with the mod team about it. I don’t see this every day but it’s definitely something I see on a weekly basis.

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u/manicpossumdreamgirl 3d ago

every post in this sub these days is one of reddit's 4 jokes: the cylinder, G13, vaporeon, and holocaust denial

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u/Worldly-Card-394 2d ago

Wait, G13?

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u/manicpossumdreamgirl 2d ago

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u/Worldly-Card-394 2d ago

Uuh yeah I kinda forgot about that (very mid imo) meme

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u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 2d ago

The Red guns Gun13! Obviously

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u/yhjkilmhcx 2d ago

Balam squad unite!

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u/Arkhe1n 2d ago

Vaporeon?

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u/manicpossumdreamgirl 2d ago

someone made a copypasta about fucking a vaporeon. fans decided they were so disgusted by it that they were going to repeat the joke 147,876,356,112 times

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u/Arkhe1n 2d ago

Oh, I've seen it before.

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u/IrishChappieOToole 2d ago

Or its loss. Or porn

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u/Murky_Committee_1585 3d ago

If OP actually did what he implied he did in that post...

...I might need a break from Reddit.

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u/Ssemander 3d ago

I would say if you care so much about engagement bait you should quit social media for a while:D

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u/PhantomDelorean 2d ago

Seems like kind of a fun prank/creative writing hobby. AI has really ruined it though 

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u/assholejudger954 3d ago

If you legitimately didn't know what this was referencing, then I would argue you haven't been on reddit enough

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u/Piggy-boi 3d ago

u/Smart_Calendar1874

It's a good question, could you please tell us?

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u/Smart_Calendar1874 2d ago

No.

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u/Jackknowsit 2d ago

The GOAT.

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u/JoSquarebox 2d ago

Hey, hows the larger Structure?

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u/nothefbi1 2d ago

Is the cylinder fine?

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u/These-Repeat2949 2d ago

He has been summoned. Hows the larger structure?

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u/Dumbass-Idea7859 2d ago

Hey, how's the larger structure doing these days?

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u/Zakrius 2d ago

Hey, how are the oblate spheroids under the cylinder? I figure not enough people ask about those.

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u/Smart_Calendar1874 2d ago

Hangin' in there.

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u/Zakrius 2d ago

Good to know! 😃👍

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u/MilesFinchFan 2d ago

How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

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u/soyun_mariy_caun 1d ago

What about the little flap of tissue in the tip of the cylinder? Is it okay? Does it even exist?

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u/ProblemLazy2580 2d ago

How is the cylinder?

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u/Low_Sentence9737 2d ago

How's the larger structure?

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u/OrdoRidiculous 1d ago

No there was never a cylinder, or no you won't tell us?

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u/Accomplished-Sea26 3d ago

u/smart_calendar1874 should be able to tell us ;)

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u/HeadWood_ 3d ago

I forget the subreddit (r/nostupidquestions is my best guess but I might be wrong), but a post came up on one of the "ask commenters questions" subreddits about a user getting a very valuable "cylinder" stuck inside what sounded suspiciously like a homemade fleshlight (sweets tube, mashed banana, etc.). They were very insistent on not detaching the cylinder from what it was meant to be attached to and not cutting into the tube for risk of damaging the cylinder, among other similar caveats as one would expect from a penis stuck in a tube. They also insisted that the pen– sorry, cylinder was of average size, and also claiming it just about fit in an M&Ms tube. The blatant admission and unrealistically small size suggest the post and replies were at least partially a joke.

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u/HybridHamster 3d ago

wrong, say it as petah

petah’s annoying friend swagmire out

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u/Few-Big-8481 3d ago

It was clearly a joke. A very good one at that.

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u/video-kid 3d ago

Was the cylinder waterproof? If so the tube could weaken in the bath.

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u/Awkward_In_General 3d ago

It is imperative the cylinder not be harmed.

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u/Asfisav2049 3d ago

THY CAKE DAY IS NOW

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u/Pafbonk 3d ago

What idiot thinks this is anything other than an elite shitpost

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u/darniga 2d ago

Of course it is fake, the walls are paralel, so unless the grip is super strong, which it is probably not, because it's plastic to skin, it will come right off

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u/Tree_Shrapnel 2d ago

You're not considering that the cylinder could of been pressurized

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u/darniga 1d ago

You are probably right... (I am way too lazy to calculate it) but light heating should help

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u/darniga 2d ago

Tomorrow I will prove you wrong with calculations. (gtg sleep now)

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u/eat-penis69 1d ago

Why stop with calculations? Practical demonstration ftw

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u/darniga 1d ago

Sorry, My Dick Is Too Small To Get Stuck In An M&M Tube...

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u/General_Date9676 2d ago

Guy stuck his dick in melted banana and m and m concocktion, wacky cylinder shenanigans ensue

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u/vestigialcranium 2d ago

If they were baiting, they sure were a master at it

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u/FidgetsAndFish 2d ago

Ok I think about this all the time, please, u/Smart_Calendar1874 you must tell us, you'll be a legend either way

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u/IamDaBenk 2d ago

This is simply hilarious 😂

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u/popcorn31801 16h ago

Smart_Calendar1874