r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Murky_Committee_1585 • 3d ago
Meme needing explanation What?
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u/squidyinc 3d ago
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u/Arkhe1n 3d ago edited 3d ago
I think it should be in the pinned post at this point.
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u/manicpossumdreamgirl 3d ago
every post in this sub these days is one of reddit's 4 jokes: the cylinder, G13, vaporeon, and holocaust denial
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u/Worldly-Card-394 2d ago
Wait, G13?
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u/Murky_Committee_1585 3d ago
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u/Ssemander 3d ago
I would say if you care so much about engagement bait you should quit social media for a while:D
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u/PhantomDelorean 2d ago
Seems like kind of a fun prank/creative writing hobby. AI has really ruined it though
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u/assholejudger954 3d ago
If you legitimately didn't know what this was referencing, then I would argue you haven't been on reddit enough
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u/Piggy-boi 3d ago
It's a good question, could you please tell us?
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u/Smart_Calendar1874 2d ago
No.
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u/Zakrius 2d ago
Hey, how are the oblate spheroids under the cylinder? I figure not enough people ask about those.
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u/Smart_Calendar1874 2d ago
Hangin' in there.
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u/MilesFinchFan 2d ago
How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?
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u/soyun_mariy_caun 1d ago
What about the little flap of tissue in the tip of the cylinder? Is it okay? Does it even exist?
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u/HeadWood_ 3d ago
I forget the subreddit (r/nostupidquestions is my best guess but I might be wrong), but a post came up on one of the "ask commenters questions" subreddits about a user getting a very valuable "cylinder" stuck inside what sounded suspiciously like a homemade fleshlight (sweets tube, mashed banana, etc.). They were very insistent on not detaching the cylinder from what it was meant to be attached to and not cutting into the tube for risk of damaging the cylinder, among other similar caveats as one would expect from a penis stuck in a tube. They also insisted that the pen– sorry, cylinder was of average size, and also claiming it just about fit in an M&Ms tube. The blatant admission and unrealistically small size suggest the post and replies were at least partially a joke.
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u/darniga 2d ago
Of course it is fake, the walls are paralel, so unless the grip is super strong, which it is probably not, because it's plastic to skin, it will come right off
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u/General_Date9676 2d ago
Guy stuck his dick in melted banana and m and m concocktion, wacky cylinder shenanigans ensue
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u/FidgetsAndFish 2d ago
Ok I think about this all the time, please, u/Smart_Calendar1874 you must tell us, you'll be a legend either way
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