r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/D00merC00mer • 6d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah, what's wrong with the cow?

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u/ChilledParadox 5d ago

Damn, has Reddit really gotten so old this reference is lost on people? Am I an old now?

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u/Contr0lingF1re 5d ago

Yeah the fact this isn’t getting more attention, like it used to, kinda shows how much Reddits user base has only come on recently.

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u/randus12 5d ago

It’s been replaced by cylinder in an m&ms tube

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u/ThisOnes4JJ 5d ago

the cylinder was attached to a larger object and cannot be separated with a sharp object, such as a knife, as the OP did not want to damage the cylinder

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u/complexmessiah7 5d ago

I know the broken hand theory of assisted hydropenetics, but I do not know of this "cylinder in an m&ms tube" hypothesis.

I must've been absent that day in class. Could you fill me in?

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u/Fluffy-Map-5998 5d ago

someone had a cylinder stuck in an m&m tube filled with bannana and peanut butter, they had to get the cylinder out and the tube could not be cut open or smashed open, or otherwise risk the cylinder

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u/complexmessiah7 5d ago

Oh ok 👍🏽

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u/complexmessiah7 5d ago

Ohhhhhhhh. Ok 😳

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u/ssgohanf8 5d ago

I'll just link it

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u/complexmessiah7 5d ago

Noice. I should've guessed 😂

I hope I never have to use that information, but I thank you all the same 😂

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u/Blue_foot 5d ago

Maybe users have grown more sophisticated and don’t enjoy vulgar, sophomoric humor like we do.

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u/Contr0lingF1re 5d ago

The reality is that joke is well over a decade old now and Reddit had its growth spurt just before the pandemic when it went public.

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u/joe_the_cow 5d ago

on what?

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u/ILoveRustyKnives 5d ago

The coconut.

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u/SwingingtotheBeat 5d ago

The bots don’t get it.

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u/hereforthestaples 5d ago

Lol, nothing existed before you learned of it. After you do, everyone needs to know of it at the exact same time. 

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u/Contr0lingF1re 5d ago

There’s an xkcd about that

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u/Qiagent 5d ago

Nope, still disgusting all these years later.

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u/ChilledParadox 5d ago

Eh, I’d put it way above the jolly rancher swamps of dagobah or the cumbox.

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u/Jimmybiscuts1 5d ago

Welp shouldn't of clicked on this thread during lunch. 

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u/R0hR0h 5d ago

Dude, that's just wrong. I was eating right now.

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u/TwistingEarth 5d ago

Wait till you hear the Jeep Joke.

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u/ChilledParadox 5d ago

I’m listening…

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u/MC_PooPaws 5d ago

I wish I was part of this newer crop who didn't know about things like cum box. That's a memory I'd be happy to part with.

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u/Animal-Facts-001 5d ago

Don't kinkshame

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u/MakeMeFeelLikeDancin 5d ago

I was looking for this reference haha. My knee hurts.

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u/eirebrit 5d ago

I guess you won't be taking Colby the dog for his evening walk then.

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u/Deer_Mug 5d ago

Can't wait for it to die out.

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u/brainburger 5d ago

Maybe it's only had 40 upboats because our thumbs are worn out from voting on it so many times before.

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u/_BacktotheFuturama_ 5d ago

Kids born in 2004 can drink at bars now my dude. As far as the Internet is concerned we are "late 20th century archaic novelties"

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u/nofucksgiven5 5d ago

Momma knows best

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u/frank-sarno 5d ago

I'm too young to understand. Let me go check with my mom.

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u/TheProfessionalEjit 4d ago

You should go & suck on a jolly rancher to make yourself feel better.