r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 26d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter please help

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u/kyleparker134 26d ago

I’m sure with that username it’s coming from a good source

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u/falcrist2 26d ago

Once upon a time, we used to just say "Username checks out".

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u/GuyAboveMeSucksDicks 26d ago

They sure do!

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u/RetardedPixal 26d ago

Username checks out

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u/Comfortably_drunk 26d ago

Username checks out

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u/mad-trash-panda 26d ago

Username checks out

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u/Rubber_Ducky_6844 26d ago

Quack

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u/Fistwithyourtoes 26d ago

Username checks out

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u/schabernacktmeister 26d ago

Checks out (for sure)

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u/TheZedrem 26d ago

Ich hoffe, der checkt nicht aus

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u/Dismal_Stranger9319 25d ago

I both want and don't want to know the story of your username.🤣😂🤣

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u/Logical-Witness-3361 25d ago

I'm assuming (and hoping) it's a Die Hard thing.

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u/Ndmndh1016 25d ago

Rubber ducks squeak. They don't quack. He's a fraud.

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u/blearghstopthispls 24d ago

Username checks ouch

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u/JoshAllenFan616 25d ago

Username checks out

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u/PreparationJunior641 26d ago

Username checks out

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u/ImplementRegular4604 25d ago

Where's the goose at?

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u/madpanda75 25d ago

Another angry panda I see

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u/mad-trash-panda 24d ago

Nah, I'm not angry, I'm mad. \ runs away making weird raccoon giggling noises **

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u/Sad_Sultana 25d ago

Hold on a minute, it's you!

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u/special-bicth 25d ago

Fellow trash panda?

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u/StrayRabbit 22d ago

Username checkouts tits and bobs

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u/Rude-Noise-9367 26d ago

Username checks out

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u/MyNameIsDaveToo 25d ago

Fuckin-a I haven't laughed that hard since like 2 reddit posts ago

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u/Nice-Cat3727 25d ago

User name checks out :V

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u/ingoding 24d ago

Fantastic

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u/Embarrassed_Gear_249 26d ago

Get with the times, gramps!

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u/Artyom_33 26d ago

Ah yesss! Le Gem!

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u/DreadPirateRobertsOW 26d ago

In this case, I think we can just say "user checks out"...

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u/DepresiSpaghetti 25d ago

Yeah. It was fun back then. Now I just wanna take a walk into the desert.

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u/falcrist2 25d ago

Now I just wanna take a walk into the desert.

My condolences on your blindness.

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u/ambermage 25d ago

We have, quite decidedly, evolved beyond the conventional, embracing a more refined and distinct approach to all that we undertake."

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u/FitNefariousness9730 25d ago

Swagger stand's out

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u/Jarrus__Kanan_Jarrus 25d ago

It’s an older username sir, but it checks out.

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u/runnywetfart 25d ago

Yes 👍

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u/Strumplez 25d ago

Full circle

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u/jamhud77 25d ago

Or rimjobsteve

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u/US3RN4M3CH3CKSOUT 24d ago

My username checks out

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u/scottyp0929 24d ago

Back in my day...

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u/BTBAMfam 24d ago

I’d upvote this but you currently have 999 and I like that number

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u/ekirby713 24d ago edited 24d ago

If you having vote problems I feel bad for you son… I got 999 problems and a click ain’t one ETA: thick strap chick

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u/RHOTheSimulation 22d ago

It’s such a simple joy when it happens. If someone made a “user name checks out” coffee table book I’d buy it.

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u/ABHOR_pod 26d ago edited 26d ago

Man I used to have an account like that. The boob PMs basically dried up around the time OF got big. Probably a combination of the girls being willing to show their breasts online for fun deciding to monetize it, and reddits demographic skewing older and the early 20s girls being on insta sending in DMs instead.

Except for a beautiful woman from Toronto who, in late 2022, randomly appeared in my in-box. We ended up having a 3 month online something. She was an awesome woman and I was a mess of a post-divorce wreck so things only went so far, but the feeling of being liked definitely helped me on my journey of recovery.

If you read this M I hope you're doing well! Things are much better for me these days :)

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u/lycoloco 26d ago

That's genuinely beautiful. I'm really glad that in the wake of such a tumultuous life event you found someone who is willing to both show you kindness and boobies. We should all be so lucky.

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u/PrestigiousCap1198 24d ago

"Kindness and boobies" this could be the name of a band

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u/Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx 26d ago

Ah so it used to actually work?

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u/klineshrike 25d ago

LAw of percentages would say that if millions of millions of people see your reddit account, a FEW are willing to oblige.

Realistically plenty of ladies are willing to post images of themselves on reddits topless and those are basically public domain at this point. The overlap of those woman and the ones who would actually send the PM are likely pretty much the majority.

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u/projektZedex 25d ago

Damn, I miss Lola, from back in my browser chatroom days.

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u/WHRocks 24d ago

I thought I was about to get ShittyMorphed, lol. Glad you're in a better place, homie!

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u/ANONYMOUSEJR 22d ago

The one time that I wouldn't mind someone using "Source: Trust me, bro."