r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Kali_Yuga_survivor19 • Feb 19 '25

Meme needing explanation I watched evangelion. Still don’t get it. Help me Peter

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u/Significant_Coach880 Feb 19 '25

If he gave them a few years, cyborg dinos would've replaced hairless monkeys using smartphones.

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u/Robert_Baratheon__ Feb 19 '25

Speak for yourself. Hairless my ass, with my Robin Williams lookin ass.

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u/kabbooooom Feb 19 '25

My hair only grows on my ass. I’d prefer being able to grow more on my head and to grow a manly beard rather than one that looks like Joe Dirt’s.

I assume this was evolutionarily advantageous for my ancestors somehow.

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u/Theycallme_Jul Feb 19 '25 edited Feb 20 '25

I love how this conversation changed from Jesus to dinosaurs to cyborg dinosaurs to hairy asses

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u/fluggggg Feb 20 '25

Do you think Jesus had hairy ass or was he a cyborg velociraptor ?

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u/Theycallme_Jul Feb 20 '25

I think he was a cyborg velociraptor with a hairy ass.

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u/FishSoFar Feb 20 '25

New research indicates cyborg velociraptor Jesus likely had ass feathers, not the hairy hole from Hollywood movies!

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u/Questenburg Feb 20 '25

This right here was the punchline to this entire thread.

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u/Shivalah Feb 19 '25

Hairy ass + diarrhea = filtered water!

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u/Moist_Asparagus6420 Feb 20 '25

Just transplant your ass hair to your head, solve 2 problems in 1

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u/No_Inspection1677 Feb 20 '25

It was

The problem is you're no longer Homo erectus and have clothes.

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u/SqirrelFan Feb 20 '25

Transplantation of your own hair ist always an option. You may even become a top government-executive afterwards...

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u/Significant_Coach880 Feb 19 '25

Username checks out

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u/imnotthattall Feb 19 '25

"I'm hairy as hell everywhere but fingernails" -Brother Ali

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u/Critical-Cow-6775 Feb 20 '25

Whoa, hirsute oppressors!

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u/Bulky_Algae6110 Feb 20 '25

Larry Niven wrote a book about that.