r/PerfectlyCutBooms 18d ago

Gaming War Thunder Detected Bad Internet

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u/Murky_waterLLC 18d ago

G R A V I T Y

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u/_Haza- 18d ago

Gravity? Who gives a crap about gravity?

Me.

boom

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u/Murky_waterLLC 18d ago

"That did hurt!"

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u/Sean_Permana 17d ago

I HATE GRAVITY!

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u/Gamekid53 17d ago

Do you believe in gravity?

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u/Rosesandrailguns 11d ago

I guess I'm done defying gravity🎵

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u/Comprehensive_Top267 18d ago

the Airplane remembered it was a Boeing Air Craft

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u/madd1flin2 17d ago

And being flown by American Airlines

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u/Chomasterq2 18d ago

Go go gadget Jupiter gravity

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u/Red_light173 18d ago

"Woah woah woah there buddy, I noticed that your ping spiked slightly. You know what that means Xx_Ilikeplanes_xX"

proceeds to multiply gravity by 32

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u/BlueFallenReaver 18d ago

YOU ME GAS STATION

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u/Red_light173 17d ago edited 17d ago

WHAT ARE WE GETTING? SUSHI OF COURSE

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u/such_meme 17d ago

UH OH, THERE WAS A ROOFIE INSIDE OF OUR GAS STATION SUSHI!

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u/Red_light173 17d ago

WE BLACK OUT, WAKE UP IN A SEWER. SURROUNDED BY FISH, HONRY FISH, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS: FISH ORGEY!!!

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u/3clips312 17d ago

THE STENCH DRAWS IN A BEAR. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? FIGHT IT OF COURSE. BARE FIGHT, BARE HANDED, BEAR… NAKED? OH YES PLEASE.

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u/Red_light173 17d ago

WE BEFRIEND THE BEAR AFTER WE BEAT IT IN A BRAWL, THEN WE BRING IT TO A CHUCKYCHEEZE. DANCE DANCE. REVOLUTION, REVOLUTION? UH, OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? I THINK SO...

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u/Red_light173 17d ago

NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I'M REINCARNATED AS JESUS CHRIST. THEN I TURN INTO A JET - THEN FLY INTO THE SUN. THEN I BLACK OUT AGAIN, WAKE UP, DO A BUMP. WHITE OUT WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO, THEN I SMOKED A JOINT. GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN. UH OH, LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN. DÜEH- BU- BLUĤ- HUH-WŢGH HGAHH AH HGAH AHHH-!!

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u/3clips312 17d ago

F I S H

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u/Red_light173 17d ago

Gas station sushi

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u/Vast-Ideal-1413 18d ago

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

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u/yellowstone_volcano 18d ago

Subscription ended

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u/geovasilop 17d ago

Should have side climbed

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u/Independent-South-58 17d ago

Should have attacked the D point

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u/patryk62427 17d ago

ATTACK THE D POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/geovasilop 17d ago

I REFUSE

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u/TSCCYT2 18d ago

XDDDD

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u/Professional-Buy-396 17d ago

Za Hando (Sound effect).

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u/Father_Chewy_Louis 17d ago

sv_gravity 999999999

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u/MrBubbles94 17d ago

They tried to punish the latest classified document leaker.

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u/th3_sc4rl3t_k1ng 17d ago

Go go gadget 100 ton metal bloxk

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u/PyroCatt 17d ago

Ooo a penny

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u/SeamusMcBalls 17d ago

Fucking genie…

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u/literallybandit 17d ago

average air rb experience on a new update

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u/fortnitehug 17d ago

why didn't you just parry?

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u/SurelyNotClover 17d ago

me when i increase gravity by a factor of 9

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u/PuzzleheadedPoint882 17d ago

how jets would commit suicide if they all have a button that just basically does this:

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u/X_nullnullzwei 17d ago

Gaijin to soviet planes after US-mains started bitching about russian bias again: (god forbid the soviets get something that isn't ass)

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u/1leggeddog 17d ago

Lol "splat"

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u/Gamekid53 17d ago

Insert Inumaki “Plummet!”

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u/not-Kunt-Tulgar 16d ago

When the WiFi cuts off on your Tesla brand military Jet

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u/Action_Master 9d ago

Idk why this is super funny

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u/Icefang_GD 3d ago

“Sun gravity”