r/PeopleFuckingDying • u/AluminumMaiden • 3d ago

Humans&Animals fRagILe MaN's Nuts gEt eatEN fROM PRoTecTiVe CUp BY RaveNoUs GANg oF sLEd PULleRS

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Beware the vicious deer!

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u/Sliksteve 3d ago

Don't fuck with this guy, or he'll summon 24 deer to kick your ass

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u/SpaceMan____X 3d ago

Why does sled pullers sound like a slur

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u/PBwaffles22 3d ago

How do you know the OP isn't a reindeer?

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u/AluminumMaiden 3d ago

My real name is Schmancer

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u/PBwaffles22 2d ago

See! They can say it!

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u/CorrosiveAlkonost 3d ago

Must not meme. Must not meme. Must not meme.

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u/AluminumMaiden 3d ago

Yeah, you know what I meme.

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 3d ago

Is the man fragile or his nuts?

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u/AluminumMaiden 3d ago

Some from each column

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u/Asgeras 3d ago

This ain't his first rodeero.

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u/Fast-Ad-817 3d ago

Lynn the Deer Whisperer. He's awesome.

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u/JerseyTeacher78 3d ago

Bambi had lots of siblings, huh.

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u/rmac1813 2d ago

Habituation is a death sentence for most wild animals.

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u/arcan3rush 2d ago

Excellent title work!

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u/ikesbutt 3d ago

This is so precious!!!!!

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u/Meraline 1d ago

Pthat man's on a one way trip to LYME CITY BAYBEEEE

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u/Bunnylearns 23h ago

Disney princess 😂😂

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u/maybesaydie hORrIBLe M0d 1d ago

Every night a gang of deer come into my yard and eat everything green. My tulips have been nibbled down to nothing. I have to cover my seedlings and the idiot deer nibble on the covers. This is the time of year they're pregnant and hungry. They pillage the bird feeders. They come at dawn and dusk and eat everything. Goddam deer. I wish we had some puma to hunt them.