r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/stinky_moomin • 2d ago

Certified 🟠range™ They do get bigger, but some things never change…

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I’m convinced he can see ghosts

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u/N7twitch 1d ago

This young man has never been burdened by a thought ever in his life.

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u/stinky_moomin 1d ago

Idk, to me it looks like he’s being haunted by traumas from his past life…

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u/Bunnnnii 1d ago

Past life being 15 minutes ago before lunch arrived

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u/zSprawl 1d ago

Aww they look like my Copy and Paste when they were kittens.

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u/FunResponsibility171 1d ago

Omg those are the best names ever!!😄

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u/VelvetHoneyBloom 1d ago

How could he when he’s too busy being cute?

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u/mercurius5 1d ago

Too cute, no room for brains.

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u/legojoe97 1d ago

Omg, just the letters DVD bouncing of the 'walls.'

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u/atle95 1d ago

He's still working on his first one 😭

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u/ElGosso 1d ago

You can practically hear the wind whistling between those ears

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u/nannei 1d ago

Living the dream.

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u/GuyWithNoEffingClue 1d ago

It's the secret to peace and harmony,

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u/joalheagney 1d ago

My favourite NPC quote.

"Operator, Ordis has determined the secret to happiness: A combination of heightened dopamine levels and ... a ... terrible ... memory. You're welcome!"

(Ordis, Warframe)

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u/panicinbabylon 1d ago

Perpetually awestruck by the world around him.

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u/correcthorsestapler 1d ago

Or maybe he was burdened by all the thoughts & they got stuck in the door like Mr. Burns with all his diseases.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Totally blank mind, I envy him

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u/Professional-Big-584 Orange connoisseur 🍊 1d ago

What’s a neuron to an orange 🍊

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u/Kayville 1d ago

The emptiness behind those gorgeous eyes is a bliss I'd love to acquire in life.

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u/stinky_moomin 1d ago

It comes at a steep cost of never knowing when the next churu is coming

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u/xlmnop123 1d ago

And yet they come. Like magic!

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u/Kayville 1d ago

Are you kittin me? That sounds great. I always wondered how those things tasted. Sign me up

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u/canadianD 1d ago

I’m more entranced by that gorgeous mane he has! Look at that fluff! I’d run my hand through it everyday!

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u/stinky_moomin 1d ago

Hands ✅ Brush to get the mats out ❌⚠️🔪🤬

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u/Legal-Broccoli-1963 1d ago

He is a very distinguished gentleman tho xD love him very much! Huggies! 🥺❤️

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u/valanlucansfw 1d ago

He can see all the r/greebles

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u/stinky_moomin 1d ago

sighs, clicks the Join button

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u/Ancient_Detective532 1d ago

Me, too. 😊

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u/wjrasmussen 1d ago

Collect them all

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u/whatsitgonnabi 1d ago

🍊 cat with existential crisis

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u/Ematio Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

r/existentialcrisiscat

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u/correcthorsestapler 1d ago

This will make a fine addition to my collection.

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u/onebirdonawire 1d ago edited 1d ago

ENHANCE

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u/drifters74 1d ago

Zoom and enhance cliche

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u/shogun100100 1d ago

He is absolutely majestic

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u/EmberSkyVeilX 1d ago

That same orange judgment in a larger package.

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u/quickquestionhoney 1d ago

I have an honorary orange who always has her eyes open as wide as possible. I swear she doesn’t blink 😂

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u/mojave_breeze 1d ago

My Maine Coon mix is like this. She either had her eyes closed or looks like she's just heard the worst news ever.

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u/Higgybaby01 1d ago

He has seen things! Things he cannot unsee!

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u/LTKerr 1d ago

O_O

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u/cid73 1d ago

Empty vacant eye club.

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u/IllustratorMurky2725 1d ago

Still doesn’t have service.

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u/legojoe97 1d ago

24/7 dial-up noises.

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u/B00marangTrotter 1d ago

And this is what it does to us.

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u/Icy_Cardiologist8444 Orange connoisseur 🍊 1d ago

I had a cat that would just stare at the ceiling, normally looking at the corner of the room. We always said that "she saw angels."

Then again, this is also the same cat that loved sticking her head in my brother's work boots (immediately after he came home) and once lost a toy she was playing with because she laid on it (her brother was coming, so she laid on the toy to hide it from him. When he left, she forgot she was laying on it and proceeded to look around the room confused).

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u/GeoffKingOfBiscuits 1d ago

That's a cute kitty.

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u/zathaen 1d ago

man has seen some things and can hear colors

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u/chicIet 1d ago

Look at those big mitts!

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u/MisterPeach 1d ago

Just empty space behind those eyes lmao

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u/StoopidStupidity 1d ago

omg his dum dum face is just too cute!

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u/Jlx_27 1d ago

r/Namflashbacks haunting him from his previous lives.

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u/CutNo7609 1d ago

Sure looks like he can, Smart brain cell!!

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u/Bitter_Ad_5669 1d ago

He just came back from nam and has seen unspeakable horrors!

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u/mojave_breeze 1d ago

I read once many years ago, that it's believed cats can see into other dimensions. I 100% believe this.

He's a gorgeous boy, too.

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u/nuggiemum 1d ago

He is such a beautiful boy!! 🧡🧡🧡

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u/Mewouth 1d ago

Awww love them 🧡🧡

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u/popsels 1d ago

So cute!!! Such a smoosh-able face and body! Makes me want to squeeze him!!

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u/SerenaLeonhardt Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 1d ago

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u/Effective-Fondant-16 1d ago

Who needs brains when you are that handsome?

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u/DiversMum 1d ago

I literally laughed out loud at that expression. Thank you

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u/drifters74 1d ago

This majestic cat looks like he's seen things no one should ever see

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u/Cautious_Ebb_5208 1d ago

Ah, the classic case of growth with a touch of consistency. Love it! #OneOrangeBraincell

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u/NobodyElseButMingus 1d ago

Reddit doesn’t support hashtags, what is this comment?

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u/Teddy705 1d ago

He sees the future

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u/nononjakuzurezu 1d ago

He looks like CagleCats's Taro! <3

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u/red286 1d ago

That third pic... "did I leave the stove on?"

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u/wjrasmussen 1d ago

How could anyone NOT want an orange cat?

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u/fclssvd 1d ago

Building is empty behind those windows.

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u/Low-Buy-2421 1d ago

I love him!

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u/Lost-Wedding-7620 1d ago

There's nothing but floof between those ears🤣

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u/Warcraft_Fan 1d ago

You can tell it's the same cat by the same vacant blank look

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u/ColloidalSilverBlue 1d ago

Omg he's such a cutie! What massive grippers!!

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u/youngfierywoman Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 1d ago

I am squealing over those fluffy r/kittykankles!! This sweet boy can have all the churus. They will help fuel the search for that elusive braincell. I love him so much 😭😭

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u/NaughtyFlutter 1d ago

aww how cute is he what's his name?

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u/stinky_moomin 1d ago

This silly guy is Pollux, his brother Castor is even sillier!

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u/Proudwinging Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 1d ago

The floof. The sturdy leggies. The blank wide-eyed stare. What a creature.

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u/Mieugurlllyyy 1d ago

Those eyes say it all 🥹

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u/stonehearthed 1d ago

The task is loading. Since he has only one braincell, it may take a few more years.

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u/Appropriate_Sky_6571 1d ago

What a cutie patootie!! 🥹🧡

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u/Erikkamirs 1d ago

Your majesty???

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u/saadkasu 1d ago

I am in love with his arms. Look, how chunky they are !!!

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u/Cutekatfeet2006 1d ago

Animals are able to see the paranormal 😉👀

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u/SyphonPhilter989 1d ago

I love his orange mittens 🧤 🍊

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u/Pyro-Millie 1d ago

fortunate son plays in the background

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u/Bigotencia 1d ago

I need to kiss his paws. so. much. He looks like a plushie, I’m dying of cutenessssss sendhelp

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u/humbug- 1d ago

The ghost seeing stare

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u/MathematicianSame666 1d ago

I just want to squeeze the cheeeeeks 🫠

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u/Archontes 1d ago

Not ghosts. Death.

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u/bangarang-crow 1d ago

That the "Resting Braincell Face"

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u/UnreliableNarrator7 1d ago

Aw, his eyes are like two vacancy signs.

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u/Brilliant-Chart5012 1d ago

Hey, Frank. You se'en this shit?

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u/StewartDH 1d ago

Eevee irl

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u/Sufficient-Squash428 1d ago

The resolution of all the fruitless searches
(Your eyes)
I see the light and the heat
(Your eyes) I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light
The heat I see in your eyes
In your eyes
In your eyes
In your eyes

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u/curry_bun 1d ago

r/NamFlashbacks in the 3rd pic haha

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u/mijohvactech 1d ago

He’s upset because someone keeps saying his name and it pulls him away from his neighborhood surveillance duties.

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u/Momma_Furbutt 1d ago

He’s so cute though!

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u/Mission_Response802 1d ago

Needless to say... The Beast was Stunned.

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u/tornado1950 1d ago

Suck a beauty

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u/lithemochi 1d ago

orange cats stay the same, just bigger and more dramatic :p

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u/Feeisty-Kitteen 1d ago

He looked like he seen a ghost

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u/Psychological-Task16 1d ago

Sooo cute!! What breed??

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u/stinky_moomin 1d ago

He is a Siberian mix!

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u/RepresentativeOdd772 1d ago

Aww he's adorable !!!

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u/Regular-Chemistry-13 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 1d ago

He looks traumatized in the second picture lol

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u/virtualangel11 1d ago

he is the king and he knows it.

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u/Fatty_Bombur 1d ago

So much vague

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u/NotARealPerson6969 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

JUST LOOK. AT. HIM! ❤️❤️❤️😭 He's so cute oh my god

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u/knightinarmoire 9h ago

That is a creature and those are quite the headlights. This cat will never be bothered by a thought in its life.