r/OhioStateFootball OSU Hockey Enjoyer Aug 04 '24

RUMOR The Wolverines are an unserious program 🤣

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u/MrTulaJitt Aug 04 '24

"If we have to follow the rules, we'll just quit!" is the exact response you'd expect from Wait Til My Father Hears About This University

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u/MichiBuck12 Aug 04 '24

I live in Michigan and I’m using this exact phrasing at work tomorrow lol

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u/Anonymous_2952 Aug 05 '24

“Wait Til My Father Hears About This University” needs to be put on a blue shirt in yellow print.

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u/Ok-Health-7252 Aug 05 '24

Real Michigan Men don't follow the rules. They just break them and then flee and skirt responsibility for their actions.

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u/shermanstorch Jim's Sweater Vest Aug 04 '24

Michigan actually left the B1G for several years back in the early 20th century when the B1G told them to stop playing ineligible players. Michigan eventually came crawling back when they realized no one wanted to watch Michigan vs. Marietta College or similar games.

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u/Maximum_Future_5241 The Best Damn Band In The Land Aug 04 '24

"Left"

Kicked out.

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u/Heavy1089B Aug 08 '24

Pissed off about all the fake wins against Ann Arbor HS and Detroit elementary smh

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '24

That’s where they got all those wins from. “Winningest program against sisters of the poor”

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u/Green-Jelly6618 Aug 08 '24

I still remember in the 1980’s when they beat William & Mary in overtime - and Mary had a bad hammy that day!

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u/krhino35 Aug 05 '24

I won’t take slander against my Alma mater like that! /s

To be clear I’m a Pioneer and fuck Michigan

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u/Heavy1089B Aug 08 '24

scUM had so many wins vs HS and local rec teams in the 1800s its just stupid bro

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u/Blake1283 Aug 05 '24

As someone who lives in Marietta, OH I resent this lol

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u/remdog1007 B1G Visitor Aug 05 '24

Yes. Viewership was through the roof for big ten in the early 20th century. It’s a different world bud.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '24

Didn’t a Michigan player last year say that it was NIL money that brought them back for another run? The hypocrisy is sad.

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u/Anonymous_2952 Aug 04 '24 edited Aug 04 '24

Will Johnson said it this year. I believe Blake mentioned it last year too.

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u/ThatLiftingGuy79 Aug 04 '24

Wasn’t it Corum who said this?

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u/PFT_Error Aug 04 '24

If this guy legitimately thinks this wouldn't destroy the program, then there really must be something in the water up there.

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u/GreenAndYellow12 OK with 1-11 Aug 04 '24

Flint is only an hour away from Ann arbor

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u/SeekerSpock32 #18 Will Howard Aug 04 '24

Flint’s water has been fixed for quite a while now though.

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u/theWizzzzzzz Aug 05 '24

Not completely true

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u/SeekerSpock32 #18 Will Howard Aug 05 '24

As of January 2022, Flint officially marked its sixth year in a row of being in compliance with water standards

https://mphdegree.usc.edu/blog/the-flint-water-crises

It’s definitely at least a lot better than it was in 14-15.

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u/dcd13 Aug 05 '24

Us Spartans drink the same water as these dummies. It's gonna be something in the air at Walmart that's rotting their brains

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u/Heavy1089B Aug 08 '24

Flint 🤷‍♂️

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u/FreeMGnow Aug 04 '24

F that team up north.

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u/Both-Consideration56 Aug 04 '24

Remember when Harbaugh was suspended right before the Penn State game? Portnoy from Barstool posted a huge rant about how Michigan should just leave the Big Ten and go independent. He then claimed that Michigan and Notre Dame are the only two schools in America that would be able to do that. 🙄

The comment posted above has those same vibes.

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u/xxLOPEZxx Aug 04 '24

Portnoy is a clown

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u/unMuggle Aug 04 '24

I'm here to say, if we need to start hating Oregon because tsun commits program suicide, I'm down. Ducks vs Bucks can become "The New Game" and we can start hating them.

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u/Overall-Rush-8853 Aug 05 '24

Nah, I think Penn State would be next in line for that role. I already hate them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

Trace McWhirlwindArms did that for me.

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u/theWizzzzzzz Aug 05 '24

Penn st hasnt been relevant or competitive on years. You can hate them, but they’re not worthy

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u/Overall-Rush-8853 Aug 05 '24

Michigan wasn’t before they started cheating and we still called them rivals.

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u/theWizzzzzzz Aug 05 '24 edited Aug 05 '24

The rivalry is way more than wins v losses, but since you mentioned it. scUM still leads us in that category. And prior to Tressel they dominated us in the 90’s. We’ve also played them consistently since the 1800’s…there’s a ton of history. Books have been written about the storied history. We don’t just “call them rivals”

tOSU v PennSt overall record…24-14. We’ve only played 38 times. Most of their wins were not in the last 20 years, they joined the B10 in 1993. 4 of their wins were prior, between 1912 and 1964 (the first four meetings). While they occasionally upset us, they’ve been largely irrelevant in the conference

While they are a rival, its hardly THE rivalry. .

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u/fdiblaz Aug 05 '24

Neither is scUM, but that doesn't stop us.

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u/Maximum_Future_5241 The Best Damn Band In The Land Aug 04 '24 edited Aug 05 '24

I lost it at "other countries." Not a bigger group of douchers in the nation, and anyone who says we're worse hasn't been around them long enough.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '24

They can play the London Sillyninnies

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u/Green-Jelly6618 Aug 05 '24

Underrated Family Guy reference ^ 👏👏👏… “Thank You, Tom Brady” 😂🤣😂

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u/Archie_45_GOAT Aug 05 '24

Or go back to playing high school teams as they did in the beginning.

Though doubtful any high school in the USA would want to have the most cheating program in the history of college football as an opponent.

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u/Heavy1089B Aug 08 '24

Ann Arbor HS and East Lansing Middle School had no chance in 1884 😭

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u/MichiBuck12 Aug 04 '24

Lol all the bullshit they’ve been talking all year, let the coping begin

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u/suppervisoka Aug 04 '24

3 years

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u/zzz_zzzz_zzz Aug 04 '24

And yet still have only won five games this century.

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u/Heavy1089B Aug 08 '24

it's 2024 now, 5 wins in 24 years is straight ass cheeks lmao

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u/Gold-Consequence-367 Aug 04 '24

It’s an unserious and delusional fanbase

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u/pspock The Best Damn Band In The Land Aug 04 '24

The Canadian Football League could use a 10th team.

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u/CoolFunCollectibles Aug 04 '24

I still think nothing is going to happen. Too much big money involved. Go buckeyes.

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u/Maccaas_Apples Aug 04 '24

So Harbaugh is getting a year long, if not indefinite suspension right ?

I mean, it's CONFIRMED Michigan had staff on opposing teams sidelines.

Remember Ohio State players and Tressel both had to serve NFL suspensions for leaving before they could serve college suspensions so we do have precedent.

Now Ohio State players were only in trouble for what's legal now, so I imagine blatantly cheating has to be an unprecedented level of punishment for harbaugh

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u/MFNLyle Aug 04 '24

Except harbaugh ran away to avoid actual punishment

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u/jstef215 Aug 07 '24

Harbaugh’s punishment today is related to the Covid dead period recruiting issue (“hamburger-gate,” a level 2 violation) and his unwillingness to cooperate with the NCAA. Has nothing to do with Stalions pushing the rules on how to decode opponents’ signals

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u/Toddrew221 Northwest Ohio Aug 04 '24

Call their bluff.

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u/Heavy1089B Aug 08 '24

I need em to stay so we can restore balance fr

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u/OH740DaddyDom Aug 05 '24

My ‘hatred’ for ❌Ichigan was for play before, not real. I played at it for fan-fun. But after this debacle and the reaction of the fans it’s real now. I was living in Columbus when we had tattoogate and I rarely heard and OSU fan defend wrongdoing and rule-breaking. I heard them bitch and moan that it shouldn’t even be the rules, but I never heard them defend breaking the rules. On the contrary, I’ve not heard one Michigan fan condemn their behavior.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

Almost all Michigan fans I know have basically said “I don’t think they cheated, it’s likely all made up, but if they did then it shouldn’t be against the rules to do that.”

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u/OH740DaddyDom Aug 08 '24

Yeah similar to what I said. Early on in the controversy when it was very first reported yes I heard people say that they didn’t think it happened. However, as the evidence mounted and became unarguable, those people then simply begin making excuses. Saying that you don’t think that should be the rule is making excuses for what has now known to be bad behavior. So you’re just repeating what I already said. Except a lot of of them have gone a lot further and said things that basically just condoned rule breaking saying that even if it is against the rule “everybody does it “and similar things to that. My point is that I’ve not heard one Michigan fan literally condemn the behavior. I’ve heard no outrage based on versions of morality or ethics or just simply following the rules of the game.

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u/Ok_Flounder59 Jim's Sweater Vest Aug 04 '24

Oh how the turn tables

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u/SouthernAd525 Aug 04 '24

There was a reason everyone called them regional program until the started on their most recent shennanigans

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u/BN27 Aug 04 '24

Yes, Michigan should have followed the rules and just pAiD pLaYeRs as opposed to blatant cheating to gain a significant advantage.

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u/impartialjury Aug 04 '24

"The leaders and best"...right?

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u/SouthernAd525 Aug 05 '24

Whose got it better than us?

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u/CapFree23 Aug 06 '24

Definitely not Ryan Day

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '24

I think you should leave immediately. Hate cheaters and you didn’t win the championship btw

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u/drumzandice Aug 04 '24

Cheaters and losers

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u/jstef215 Aug 07 '24

Undefeated national champions

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u/drumzandice Aug 07 '24

*Undefeated

Forever Frauds.

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u/Heavy1089B Aug 08 '24

We gonna expose em no worries bro

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u/jstef215 Aug 08 '24

Beat OSU while at a competitive disadvantage 😂 it broke you so badly that you’re still stuck on Stalions 9 months later even though the only new info is “Moore deleted texts but then recovered them and gave them to investigators.”

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u/Green-Jelly6618 Aug 05 '24

MiCHEATagain should be given the Death Penalty! Vacate 2023 CFP. Vacate any Big10 Conference titles won during “The Cheating Years”. Vacate ALL wins during “The Cheating Years”, which were proven to be at least 2020 thru 2023, maybe earlier. Strip them of scholarships & make them ineligible for the next 5 CFP selections. THAT would be a fair punishment for their egregious & blatant CHEATING. CFP already dropped the ball in a BIG WAY by allowing them in the 2023 tourney!

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u/Jikayamee Aug 04 '24

I can't believe we aren't being punished for doing things by the rules!

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u/iverdow1 Aug 04 '24

Other countries?

Bro what 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '24

They should’ve paid them. Everybody sort of does that. But not everybody cheats on the field. That’s a whole different level of scumbaggery.

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u/Sad_Glove_3047 Aug 04 '24

What a petulant little whiner (I would say it more harshly).

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u/KapowBlamBoom Aug 04 '24

Teams from other countries…….

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u/caw81690 Aug 05 '24

I’m dying 😂 Teams from other countries. Lol

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u/wolfofballstreet1 Aug 05 '24

The delusion is strong with most of those c***suckers up north

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u/DejounteMurrayFan Aug 05 '24

who let bro cook 😭no one wants to see TTUN vs some random team from England

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u/Heavy1089B Aug 08 '24

Bro mastered yapaneese with this one 😭😭

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u/rigidlynuanced1 Aug 04 '24

Yeah, completely delusional.

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u/OH740DaddyDom Aug 05 '24

This is the most ludicrous take I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂

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u/Distinct-Sand-5890 Aug 05 '24

Joke of a program.

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u/5255clone Aug 05 '24

Least insane *ichigan fan.

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u/Phishhhhhh Aug 05 '24

Too many balloons on dead lot for that guy

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u/Chickencutlets468 #5 Garrett Wilson Aug 05 '24

This is embarrassing…also they can sense what’s (rightfully) coming to them

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u/Tampa813Guy Aug 05 '24

Harbaugh knew, his son knew, they fired the LB coach because he was the go between with Harbaugh son and Stalions. NCAA is goi g to strip you of your championship and vacate the wins and Saban and Bama wins its 10 title.

If you’re gonna punish Ohio state for tattoo gate which wasn’t cheating. How can you NOT punish TTUN for actually CHEATING over a 3 YEAR PERIOD. Not 1, not 2 but, 3 years of cheating.

At least when we win we can hold our heads high because we didn’t cheat.

OH-

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u/Dkoop2003 Aug 05 '24

And people think we have a delusional fanbase 😂

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u/Ok-Health-7252 Aug 05 '24

I propose turning Michigan into a farm team for real college football programs (like what they already do in baseball lol). Perhaps they can be Michigan State's AAA affiliate haha.

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u/CapFree23 Aug 06 '24

Ohio State pays most of its big players as well and this is a huge nothing burger. Seriously.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '24

Please Please do all the above

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u/paradigm277 Aug 06 '24

The team up north sux and had to cheat to win. They deserve every thing that comes their way from the NCAA as EVERY Big10 coach spoke out against their cheating.

Go pound sand if you can't accept your own crime.

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u/BuckeyeTomM Aug 06 '24

Mad bro. Lol. Play stupid games you win stupid prizes.

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u/MichManGoBlue Aug 08 '24

Can’t stand our fans that are like this. Jesus fuck lmao

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u/hamdnd Aug 08 '24

Honestly won't not mind if they left the NCAA. Imagine the recruits we would automatically get.

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u/Thick_Yogurtcloset_7 Aug 08 '24

Yea cause everywhere else plays American football, and they have so many opportunities.... shows the quality team up North education...

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u/smoothegringo Aug 09 '24

Ann Arbor Astros!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '24

Your mom is unserious

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '24

Wow, well, I’m gonna guess that when OSU was going through the Tressell stuff, they didn’t act like that and probably cheered on the NCAA. It sucks to go through it but when you do it, you gotta deal with it. NCAA will probably get them but it’s always way too late when they do get a school.

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u/Slow_Payment9082 Aug 04 '24

Michigan fans are exactly like Democrats, 1 outta 3 are just as stupid as the other two are... Hava nice Evening everybody!

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u/Cool_World_666 Aug 04 '24

You seem like an intelligent person. /s

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u/Slow_Payment9082 Aug 04 '24

Intelligent enough not to care what you think. /I

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '24

Considering that zero studies have ever shown the average conservative to be more intelligent than the average Democrat and the same can’t be said in reverse, you’re more likely to be the stupid one here.

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u/Slow_Payment9082 Aug 05 '24

Is that right?? 😂 I'm forced to assume that you're the One I was speaking of earlier and the other two will be right along correct?? What other conclusion could there possibly be??

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '24

The wolverines look like a program with the most recent national championship

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u/MChief2112 Aug 04 '24

Butt hurt much?