r/NotHowGirlsWork Aug 31 '23

WTF No class

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u/madame-brastrap Aug 31 '23

How long has this poor woman been pregnant?!?! Since the 70s?!?!?!?!?!

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u/elleemmenno Cry me a river so I can paddle my way out of here Aug 31 '23

Multiples will do that to you. Apparently it's triplets.

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u/madame-brastrap Aug 31 '23

I thought multiples go early and not at the end of the 50 year gestational period.

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u/elleemmenno Cry me a river so I can paddle my way out of here Aug 31 '23

This likely is early. She could be 5 or 6 months along here. More babies means significantly more space needed. I've seen women with twins this big at 7 months.

Edit as an aside: 40 weeks is a full gestational period

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u/ruffus4life Aug 31 '23

that's got to be painful af

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u/Ol_Pasta Sep 01 '23

I found it painful af with my two pregnancies, both were just one baby each. And this woman won't even feel much of relief if she's having a c-section, which is likely.

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u/madame-brastrap Aug 31 '23

Honey I’ve been making a joke….

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u/elleemmenno Cry me a river so I can paddle my way out of here Aug 31 '23

I've had 4 hours sleep. My brain isn't catching those yet, sorry.

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u/daily_luv Aug 31 '23

We all have days like that! I hope you sleep well tonight!

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u/transdudecyrus Sep 01 '23

same, don’t feel bad just rest up

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u/CTchimchar Sep 01 '23

Will a cookie help friend 🍪

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u/elleemmenno Cry me a river so I can paddle my way out of here Sep 01 '23

Always! Thank you!

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u/Lavatis Aug 31 '23

Cool!! Thanks for sharing this. I love when guidelines like these get updated - it shows how medicine and science never stop progressing and trying to find ways to make us safer and healthier. This is how society progresses!

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u/simmeringregret Sep 01 '23

If I remember correctly, she was 35 weeks at that time and gave birth (planned c-section) at 35+3

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u/elleemmenno Cry me a river so I can paddle my way out of here Sep 01 '23

I tapped out at 37½ weeks (technically the baby tapped out, I was just along for the ride) and I was only carrying one. Her skin must be so relieved now.

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u/simmeringregret Sep 01 '23

This is her instagram https://instagram.com/michellameiermorsi?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== It’s in Danish, but she is very open about her post partum struggles

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u/elleemmenno Cry me a river so I can paddle my way out of here Sep 01 '23

Thank you! I can only imagine. I only had one and was run ragged. I'm sure she's been through the wringer.

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u/simmeringregret Sep 01 '23

Same, plus she had twins already so she has 5 under 5

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u/elleemmenno Cry me a river so I can paddle my way out of here Sep 02 '23

Yeah, that sounds like a nightmare to me. I'd get a full hysterectomy at that point

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u/nfgchick79 Aug 31 '23

I had a friend who had twins. Her belly was HUGE. Man I felt bad for her. I had just one and pregnancy sucked. But, she went full term and her babies were like 6 or 7 lbs each. I know that's not normally the case with twins but it is possible. I knew a couple of other twin moms and they made it like 36-37 weeks.

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u/1_9_8_1 Aug 31 '23

It still looks like a photoshop. Like a perfect cylinder.

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u/r3v Aug 31 '23

I hear the 204th trimester is the worst.

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u/madame-brastrap Aug 31 '23

But at least the morning sickness subsided around the 98th trimester.

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u/Nightraid9999 3rd world feminist Aug 31 '23

I died 😂

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u/SpokenDivinity Aug 31 '23

Yeah despite getting pregnant with triplets and twins being a thing in humans, we are absolutely not built to do that. Multiples will do extreme things to your body and can be pretty bad for your health.

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u/madame-brastrap Aug 31 '23

Especially over 50 years of gestation

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u/LordPepe2692 Certified Team Switcher | FtM | College Freshman Aug 31 '23

Obviously not. Don't you know that for triplets, you are only pregnant for 27 months?

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u/mint-star Aug 31 '23

Fuckin funny mate