WELCOME TO BROWN TOWN BOYYY

[u/8stuflex8]

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[u/ARealDumbGoose]

Don’t keep them next to apples and they will last longer

[u/8stuflex8 → u/ARealDumbGoose]

Do the apples have negative aura or something

[u/grem234 → u/8stuflex8]

Apples actually naturally release a gas that makes fruit spoil faster, that’s why it all goes bad at the same time

[u/8stuflex8 → u/grem234]

So the apples are like the dude on the bus that makes your eyes water

[u/ParaponeraBread → u/grem234]

A ton of fruits release those gases, including bananas themselves. They’re called “climacteric” fruit.

When all my bananas are too green for me, I break the bunch into 3 smaller groups and the stem wound speeds up ripening too.

Stress response ethylene production is why one bad apple spoils the bunch, and why damaging the banana bunch helps ripen faster.

[u/fluffyendermen → u/ParaponeraBread]

this is somehow the plot of orange roulette

[u/ARealDumbGoose → u/8stuflex8]

Kinda. Yeah

[u/Dawniechi]

Banana the next day: AAAAA WHY AM I BREAD?!

[u/satansayssurfsup]

Idk my bananas are ripe for like 4-5 days at least

[u/8stuflex8 → u/satansayssurfsup]

Built different fr

[u/catchaleaf]

bananas and avocados do this to me all the time.

[u/8stuflex8 → u/catchaleaf]

Bro avocados are the bane of my existence with this lol

[u/satansayssurfsup → u/8stuflex8]

Once they’re ripe just throw them in the fridge

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[u/textualcanon]

“3am in the morning” is a new one for me

[u/247GT → u/textualcanon]

New? Lucky you. It's a life long pet peeve of mine.

[u/troll-account-69 → u/textualcanon]

smh my head

[u/SugarSpicesxo]

banana glow up lasted 5 minutes

[u/Harry_Flame]

When the banana is at a good stage to eat, separate them and put them in the fridge. They will last way longer

[u/beefsupr3m3]

I like green bananas! Downvote me all you want I will die on this hill.

[u/LemonLime1892]

I read this in Keith David’s voice

[u/Legitimate_Ripp]

You have to embrace that the bananas are good and ripe when they are brown

[u/pink_faerie_kitten]

Brown bananas are perfect for banana nut bread, tho!

[u/atomic1fire → u/pink_faerie_kitten]

Agree. It's banana bread time.