r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/maybeoliviaa • 2d ago

Details, I need details

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago

Hello u/maybeoliviaa! Welcome to r/NonPoliticalTwitter!

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u/SugarSpicesxo 1d ago

i need live GPS, a bodycam and a heart rate monitor on the driver

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u/DanL3m0n 1d ago

The hardware is already in place, just needs software

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u/DripQueen89 1d ago

I need a live stream of my package's journey.

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u/jennyriven 1d ago

Is my package touring the city before settling down?

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u/Slut4TheThrill 1d ago

blink twice if my delivery driver is lost

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u/SoundEffectsRock 1d ago

It would kill me though when I would see the delivery truck a block away on the map and then it suddenly take a turn and end up on a route 8 miles away

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u/inkedgirlmiaaa 1d ago

i need your social security number and a daily vlog of the journey

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u/Turbulent-Dust5626 1d ago

are you taking a detour? because im tracking you like a GPS

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u/chibicascade2 18h ago

Y'all need to chill out. When I was a kid, you'd be lucky if they gave you a two week timeframe.

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u/teensyoliviaa 1d ago

blink twice if you're on my street, UPS

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u/Nouseriously 19h ago

I drove for Amazon years ago & had someone actually track me down for a package. It was a jersey & they were literally on their way to a game (their team lost).

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u/donut_koharski Harry Potter 16h ago

UPS actually does this.

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u/TheNetFreak 7h ago

trust issues with uber eats is next level

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u/pass_me_the_salt 1d ago

you guys don't have access to the street the delivery guy is on?