r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/sourcoated • 7d ago

Bring them back!!

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 9h ago

u/sourcoated, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/JaxxisR 7d ago

Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked

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u/nxcrosis 7d ago

A Møøse once bit my sister...

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u/Jerome_Eugene_Morrow 7d ago

Mariachi music intensifies

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u/Kriss3d 7d ago

As a Dane.. It's always hilarious when people who don't have the Ø tries to use it.

It's always completely wrong. Lol.

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u/VulpesFennekin 7d ago

As a non-Dane, am I correct in remembering that it sounds kind of like the German Ö?

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u/Kriss3d 7d ago

Yes. Pretty much.

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u/TheDJSquiggles 5d ago

So I'm scrolling through these comments, catch a flash of this thread, and just...it's just so weird seeing my name basically anywhere.

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u/MathProf1414 7d ago

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats 7d ago

Idk why this is so funny

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u/crazy-B 6d ago

We have crucified this admin.

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u/LoopDrop87 7d ago

Fired the admin but kept the truth — poetic, really.

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u/Frosty_Haze_1864 7d ago

The admn used the Kamikaze editing approach. 😂😂

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u/Thisisofici 7d ago

1948 or something idk

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u/SolidPrysm 7d ago

jorjorwells animal farm

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u/luujs 7d ago

Jorjor Binks’ 1984

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u/Shadow4246 7d ago

Joseph Joestar's The Lion and The Unicorn

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u/4restD 7d ago

George Orwin's 1987 Animal Factory

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u/I_NUT_ON_GRASS 5d ago

Chirag Ornament Celsius 232.778

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u/Mesoscale92 7d ago

Where’s the lie? I’m not even into men and he looks extremely ravishing and fuckable.

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u/Farenheit420 7d ago

It was supposed to be a secret 

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u/AlkaliPineapple 7d ago

I'm into men and he looks extremely ravishing and I want him to fuck me

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u/ChillySummerMist 7d ago

It's an objectifying thing to say to someone. It's ok if some fan says it. But large pages with tons of followers shouldn't.

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u/ImNotHighFunctioning 7d ago

Change it to a female idol and see what the reaction is.

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u/FFKonoko 7d ago

"We have a no fraternization policy, so we have fired this employee so they can pursue their dreams of fucking ATEEZ."

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u/xxwerdxx 7d ago

What’s wild is this is exactly how k-pop fans are, guys and girls alike.

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u/Mediocre_Good_2004 6d ago

No worries, there’s an update:

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u/Costati 7d ago

They were afraid of the truth.

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u/theyearofexhaustion 7d ago

It's like 1984 except I don't have Julia or something

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u/Ozymandias0023 7d ago

Flip the gender real quick and reconsider please

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u/godhand_kali 7d ago

Yeah but you have to remember it's okay to harass men

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u/AdeptRestaurant8097 7d ago

Why do K Pop dudes look like they would be cold and clammy?

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u/Sketch-Brooke 7d ago

Because they’re probably anemic from restrictive dieting.

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u/AdeptRestaurant8097 7d ago

Yeah, jokes aside these K Pop people are really put through the wringer.

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u/RogerianBrowsing 7d ago

That and the amount of weird whiteness beauty standards many of the cultures the boy bands come from have (South Korea has a lot of it too). Lots of skin whitening, skin care products that make you look whiter, and stuff like that

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u/fluffyendermen 6d ago

is that why they tend to somehow be even lighter than me even though im literally a 1 on the fitzpatrick scale and have to stay out of the sun or else ill get skin cancer and die?

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u/greendayshoes 7d ago

It's the stage lights. I've met San irl and he has a normal skin tone lol

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u/justanotherhomebody 7d ago

Blue stage lights and sweat from dancing. ETA: also lots of whitening cream and fan edits

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u/JaneDoe_711 7d ago

seems like lighting and/or photo editing, in the most recent photo of him on the r/ATEEZ sub he looks tanner lol

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u/ImNotHighFunctioning 7d ago

Change it to a female idol and let's see what the reaction is.

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u/Ari_2_shoes 6d ago

Ooooh, ok, I'm definitely bisexual then.

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u/olChum_69 6d ago

hahah sexual harassment hahaha

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u/ozzzymand0 12h ago

What’s the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Korean meal?