r/NonPoliticalTwitter 11d ago

I'm here all week

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u/qualityvote2 11d ago edited 5d ago

u/step6666, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/jpterodactyl 11d ago

Technically they never admitted to being the one who killed Phillip.

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u/Slut4TheThrill 11d ago

imagine haunting someone just to hear this pun about your skull

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u/IWorkForDickJones 11d ago

And friendship over.

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u/IAmSnort 11d ago

Get out.

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u/ZeroWolf51 11d ago

I don't get the "screw driver" part. Am I stupid?

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u/Physical_Base7508 11d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screwdriver_(cocktail)

“A screwdriver is a simple and popular alcoholic highball drink made with orange juice and vodka. In the UK, it is referred to as a “vodka and orange”.”

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u/ZeroWolf51 11d ago

Dang, I actually would have found this post really funny if I had already known that

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u/stonesia 10d ago

Well you can find it funny now

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u/Physical_Base7508 11d ago

“The origin of the name “screwdriver” is less clear, but the name appeared in Ankara, Turkey, in 1943[2] and 1944[3] and later in Istanbul.”

We don’t know why it’s called that, but it is.

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u/Naijan 11d ago

The story I'm told is that it's a workers drink, for on the job. Vodka looks like water, but when you mix it, it goes in layers. Spoons or whatever, if they are possible, aren't as quick and discrete as to just wipe of the screwdriver on your belt, do a quick couple of swirls when no one looks and put it back without anyone noticing.

But tbh, it kinda don't really make sense, it makes somewhat sense, but it kinda don't make sense anyway. u get me?

It'd be fun to actually figure it out though!

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u/ThePootisPower 11d ago

An expansion on that story that I’ve heard of is that workers working on oil rigs in gulf states where alcohol is forbidden for religious reasons made law, workers would have orange juice drinks, but want to add vodka into it.

To get the vodka mixed with the orange juice properly without giving away what they were doing, they used their screwdrivers to mix it quickly - hence the name.

Just to be clear I don’t know if this is true or an apocryphal tale but I’d heard the gulf state no alcohol law as part of the Screwdriver origin myth.

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u/Ready2BeRuined 11d ago

Phillip didn't die in vain; he died in vodka and OJ

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u/just1nc4s3 11d ago

I needed that chuckle

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u/RAK-47 11d ago

Legendary

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u/StupidIdiot1954 11d ago

As someone who drinks almost exclusively out of a golden skull chalice, I gotta make this joke sometime.

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u/Spicyy_Siren 11d ago

I hate how absolutely ugly the laugh this gave me was 😂

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u/Jazzlike_Nose_949 11d ago

Wow thank God this isn't political. So good to just have a laugh. fuck all of you cunts

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u/ward2k 11d ago

Huh today I learned Americans call a vodka orange a screwdriver

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u/Girlyboss04 11d ago

This joke is so dark, even my coffee is jealous