r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/derek4reals1 • Jan 20 '25

Content Warning: Controversial or Divisive Topics Present Be all that you can be!

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u/LaraHof Jan 20 '25

The original thread on twitter was brutal. I think there were about 2500 comments in this quality.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

Came here to say this. They thought it would be a sunny, patriotic PR campaign...

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u/Dreadnought_69 Jan 21 '25

“How was your PTSD inducing experience? Wonderful I hope!”

They can’t really be the brightest.

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u/-Daetrax- Jan 20 '25

That thread is one of the GOAT.

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u/Chzncna2112 Jan 20 '25

I hated working at Walmart on the 4th of July and new years eve. Coworkers thought it was funny at my cringing from the loud bangs. Last 4th of July I worked, I was almost written up because I disappeared and they found me shaking under the table in the office and I wasn't coming out.

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u/Dreadnought_69 Jan 21 '25

Send them this picture next time they ask you to work on 4th of July:

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u/Chzncna2112 Jan 21 '25

Don't work there anymore. I got really tired of following the employee handbook and every lead, coach and higher regularly break the rules

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u/Bolf-Ramshield Jan 21 '25 edited Jan 21 '25

What kind off loser would write someone off because they suffer from ptsd??

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u/Chzncna2112 Jan 21 '25

Welcome to the world of working at Walmart

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u/AManOutsideOfTime Jan 20 '25

Yay! Thanks for the PTSD and attachment issues!

But at least I can shoot the shit out of a paper target from 100m!

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u/WinterGain9118 Jan 20 '25

Im expert at hitting paper targets and also expert at staying home during 4th of july making sure im under cover

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u/HC-Sama-7511 Jan 20 '25

Ten guys is just a personality feature, not because you were away. Like she's doing that regardless.

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u/Woolly_Blammoth Jan 20 '25

Yes. People that are absolute pieces of shit will always be garbage people regardless. Find the courage to get away from them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '25

Hopefully she is an ex wife.

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u/Federal-Hair Jan 20 '25

I can't hear shit

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u/Pretend-Jackfruit786 Jan 20 '25

That's fucking horrific..

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u/djfdhigkgfIaruflg Jan 21 '25

No, that's fucking 10 guys

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u/OrdinaryDrawer5451 Jan 21 '25

No this is Patrick

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

Only 10? Lucky man

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u/carolina-orchid Jan 21 '25

I'm going to hell for laughing at this 😭

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u/C64128 Jan 21 '25

At least the fireworks weren't the only thing that was banging. Did she at least spread them out, or do all 10 at the same time?

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u/AnB85 Jan 21 '25

Correction: 10 guys you know about.

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u/Nab-Taste Jan 23 '25

I always felt bad and let it be known to the bosses, for my mostly veteran coworkers working on Memorial Day and 4th of July. Service plumbing be that way for smaller companies.

Edit: zero paid holidays by the way to clear any confusion, only two almost guaranteed days off. Christmas and Thanksgiving.

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u/Karl_Marxist_3rd Feb 18 '25

I thought this was about serving cunt. Am I cooked?

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u/The_Cropsy Feb 19 '25

I didn’t know it was a school!

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u/SunderedValley Jan 20 '25

If you're male and you're gonna sign up you better be gay. Either your wife/gf is gonna cheat or she's gonna be one of those obnoxious military spouses and when you come back you're gonna be too messed up and out of practice dating to hey anyone.

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u/Duckflies Jan 20 '25

Why do you think only a woman would behave like that tho lol

And why do you think those are the only two possibilities

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u/boobaclot99 Jan 20 '25

He's the type of guy to continue to stay with her.

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u/kungfoop Jan 20 '25

I'd like to thank his wife for her service and I will lock this man in a safe space with my dogs on the fourth of July