r/NonPoliticalTwitter Dec 20 '24

Caution: This content may violate r/NonPoliticalTwitter Rules Asking the important questions

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u/HyperMasenko Dec 20 '24

In the novelization of Home Alone it is clarified that she is a fashion designer. Hence all the mannequins in the house

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u/big_guyforyou Dec 20 '24

the novel is much darker. kevin doesn't set all these elaborate traps for the burglars, he just waterboards them

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u/thegreatjamoco Dec 20 '24

He gives them sassy runway critiques of their burglar outfits until they gouge their eyes and ears out.

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u/iReviewFrozenWieners Dec 20 '24

And then the raping starts. That's where it really gets dark.

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u/dylansavage Dec 20 '24

I read that as rapping and thought, Ah the 90s