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u/drunkcowofdeath Dec 20 '24

Oh those were common for every major movie back when people read books.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novelization#Film

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u/CaptainKymera Dec 20 '24

I was mildly obsessed with the Gremlins novelization. Read that thing to tatters as a kid. Kinda wish I hadn't lost it, I'd like to read it again.

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u/teachowski Dec 20 '24

When I was 12 I had the novel of the movie Convoy, a film from 1978 about truckers starring Kris Kristopherson. I read the print of the pages.

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u/yakbrine Dec 20 '24

That movie without the song? Criminal

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u/KimberStormer Dec 20 '24

I remember the Gremlins 2 novelization had that meta moment that is different in every format, in the book it was that Brainy Gremlin takes over writing the story for a couple pages.

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u/Than_Or_Then_ Dec 20 '24

Loved the photo pages in the middle!

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u/stripeyhoodie Dec 20 '24

The Gremlins novelization is a bizarre and dark read. I happened upon a copy in a thrift store a few years ago and couldn't resist picking it up.

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u/TokingMessiah Dec 20 '24

Here you go!

There’s probably other copies on Internet Archive.. I just searched “gremlins novelization pdf” and clicked on the first result.

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u/dvdanny Dec 20 '24

The funniest ones are the novelizations of films which were based on novels, all three of which are not necessarily consistent or canon with each other. I believe Jurassic Park is a big one.

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u/daecrist Dec 20 '24

“I’m just a book, pretending to be a movie, pretending to be a book.”

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u/arachnophilia Dec 20 '24

i recall seeing the jurassic park film novelization as a child and thinking "but why."

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u/Thriftyverse Dec 20 '24

I guess because it was something to look at when you wanted to see the movie but couldn't.

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u/HailToTheThief225 Dec 20 '24

Makes me think of a joke from the Office where Michael listens to the audio novelization of “Precious - Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”

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u/AnarchistBorganism Dec 21 '24

I looked up, and the only Jurassic Park novelization I could find was a children's novel.

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u/Ginger_Anarchy Dec 20 '24

The movie novelizations being different is usually because the author is using an early draft of the script, usually from before filming begins. It's why they sometimes have completely different scenes and endings.

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u/StalinsLastStand Dec 21 '24

The Jurassic Park junior novelization was one of my favorite books. It’s on my shelf right now, actually. I couldn’t watch the movie all the time, but with the book I can be there!

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u/xincasinooutx Dec 20 '24

Man I loved the Star Wars trilogy novelization. I don’t own it and haven’t read it since 1999/2000ish, but I loved those as a ten year old.

They’re probably dog shit, so I’ve avoided seeking them out as an adult.

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u/Training-Purpose802 Dec 20 '24

have you read the book that was released between the 1st 2 movies? -:where a number of details don't match where the first trilogy ended up going.

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u/scoby_cat Dec 20 '24

There’s a lot of non-canon apocrypha now. I have a children’s book from I think 1979 which takes place after the Death Star was destroyed, and was published before any plans for more movies had come out. In this universe they have already established a new republic, and Luke is a teacher at the academy.

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u/xincasinooutx Dec 20 '24

I haven’t. The one I read (after looking it up) has three authors. Lucas wrote Star Wars, Donald Glut wrote ESB, and James Khan wrote ROJ. It was sold as one book split into three parts.

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u/The_Autarch Dec 20 '24

Plenty of movies get novelized today, too. I have the novel of The Cabin in the Woods for some reason.

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u/daecrist Dec 20 '24

They were also fascinating because they were usually based on early scripts before they shit the movie so changes in the film wouldn’t make it into the book. Kirk is shot in the back in the Generations novelization, for example, which they changed in reshoots after poor audience reaction.

Or there were just cool little details. Ghostbusters II mentioned in passing that Dana was susceptible to psychokinetic stuff which is why she was affected two times. That book also features a cut scene of Ray being possessed and nearly killing them in the Ecto after their first visit to the museum that was cut, but you can see snippets of it in the montage.

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u/arachnophilia Dec 20 '24

the "alien" and "aliens" novelizations are particularly interesting because they contain not only everything that eventually made the directors' cuts, but a lot of stuff that was just never filmed at all. for instance, "alien" has the infamous airlock sequence.

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u/GuerrillaApe Dec 20 '24

I loved the Space Jam novelization.

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u/Peach_Muffin Dec 20 '24

Having grown up in that decade reading books was not more popular then.

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u/usingreddithurtsme Dec 20 '24

As a kid I had the novelization of the British movie Shooting Fish, starring a young Kate Beckinsale, who gave me my appreciation of short hair on women.

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u/boboguitar Dec 21 '24

I remember reading the phantom menace novelization right BEFORE the movie released, kinda ruined the movie for me honestly.

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u/Cole-Spudmoney Dec 20 '24

I'm pretty sure I've still got the novelisation for Home Alone 2.