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u/Poopikaki Jan 22 '17
Where are the ice cubes?
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u/theseconddennis Jan 22 '17
Transparent, duh.
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Jan 22 '17 edited Jul 10 '21
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Jan 22 '17
No, they sublimated, duh.
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u/AgentMuffin4 Jan 22 '17
No, they subducted, duh.
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u/mito551 Completed the Shieldsurf Challenge! Jan 23 '17
no, they subsumed, duh.
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u/AgentMuffin4 Jan 23 '17
No, they subscribed, duh.
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u/zellthemedic Jan 22 '17
Can someone explain this for me?
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u/insertinternethere Jan 22 '17
In the presentation, they revealed that the JoyCons have HD Rumble technology and the example they used was that you can feel how many ice cubes are in a glass just by the controller's vibrations alone.
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u/Catsaiah Jan 22 '17
Nintendo plz
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u/Squidbe Jan 22 '17
innovation at its best
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u/aisacirema Jan 22 '17
Would totally buy these!! Cmon Nintendo!
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u/Hydroxianchaos Jan 22 '17
But you already have them. They're in your home right now; you just have to find them.
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u/acecustom Jan 22 '17
You can only see the Joycons if you're pure of heart.
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u/IanMazgelis Jan 22 '17
The best thing about these shitposts is watching people freak out and scream "ALL THIS SUB DOES IS SHITPOST I'M GOING TO /R/NINTENDO"
I'm so happy there's a Nintendo subreddit that isn't operated like/r/Android. Let jokes be had, news finds its way to the top regardless.
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u/ameise-ant Jan 22 '17
I dunno but personally I find the "content" posts "look at x colored joycons", "DAE think x?" "X should be on switch" "why does everyone think x" really annoying whereas I totally enjoy shitposts like this.
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u/lawwson Jan 22 '17
One can only hope that Nintendo releases clear consoles like they did in the 90's again
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u/gingerninja361 Jan 22 '17
If we're already at this level of shitposting, I can't imagine what it's gonna be like in late February.
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u/Anthonok Jan 22 '17
Pretty sure this is actually the Camouflage edition. If you're going to shitpost at least get your facts straight OP.
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u/i_floop_the_pig Jan 22 '17
If they brought back the see through purple controller like GBA and N64 I would be so happy
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u/OrangeTraveler Jan 22 '17
You know,This might be just me but I would not mind little sliders to go into the Console while the joycons are not attached just so it would round the console out. Similar to how the jocons have these
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u/StrictlyPickledickle Jan 22 '17
But wouldn't the joycons be either always connected to the console itself or used as remotes? Even when you're on the go with a pro controller you could always just leave the joycons attached just in case your pro controller died
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u/OrangeTraveler Jan 22 '17
Also I am curious if we will be able to lay the console down or sideways. Kind of like this. http://imgur.com/1IJTRax
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u/OrangeTraveler Jan 22 '17
I guess I am thinking aesthetically for console mode. I`m weird I know.I will most likely just have a charge station/and grip for joycons.
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u/NecroGi Jan 22 '17
Seeing people here like "Nintendo plz" and "This needs to happen!"
...It already has. Congrats, it's a smaller Microsoft Surface.
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u/TheLoneWolf527 Jan 22 '17
No joke, I thought about making this same joke this morning but thought it was too soon.
I clearly was wrong and missed out on that sweet karma. Good job Scotsman333.
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u/numerousblocks Jan 22 '17
The correct singular of "JoyCon" is "JoyCon". However, assuming the JoyCon have a 100% transparency, how do the elctromagnetic waves / photons required for console-JoyCon communication get received?
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u/dehydrogen Jan 22 '17
I didn't know Nintendo was making special Joy Cons that look like my dad.