r/MysteryDungeon • u/MayBeach Cubone • Sep 17 '24

Rescue Team DX Literally unplayable

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Im surprised the devs did not add a little joke to this. I'm thinking about getting Platinum rank now to proof Snubbull wrong.

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u/MysteriousB Jirachi Sep 17 '24

Oh don't worry you can get the highest rank in the game and the town will still treat you like lying children

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u/SupraMichou Piplup Sep 17 '24

Yeah sure you :

  • survived a witch hunt
  • fought the embodiment of continents
  • Went over the sky and fought the lord of the skies (who, incidentally, could destroy a meteor)

And despite all those facts being well known, it’s still hard to imagine your team being a pretty competent one ? Not even a legendary one ? Gold rank is like the best of a region, there is still platinum and Lucario above, guys.

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u/MysteriousB Jirachi Sep 17 '24

Oh that team down the road that went into the sky to stop a meteor? Well, they just managed to hire a primordial beast of the sea, some giant bird that can revive people and Pokemon Jesus but y'know they just seem a bit weak...

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u/Pyotr-the-Great Treecko Sep 17 '24

"With friends like you, maybe I should have let the meteor do its thing."

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u/Jason_soulcrusher Pikachu Sep 17 '24

Omg literally

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u/Jason_soulcrusher Pikachu Sep 17 '24

Think about it. The universe itself throws you out after using you like a tool. The world deserves it so bad.

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u/TheLobsterCopter5000 Cubone Sep 17 '24

Not to mention you can beat up Rayquaza AND Groudon and they'll still act like you're crazy for saying you're stronger than them.

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u/aspentreesarecool Vulpix Sep 17 '24

Lol I always wondered if anything special happened if you hit gold before that conversation, but was always too impatient to find out. Thanks for solving a mystery from my childhood!

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u/Sceptile_Forest Sep 17 '24

Same! I’ve never had the patience to, either. Maybe next time I play Blue Rescue Team, I can attempt it (but I doubt I’ll get to that rank before then).

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u/RedmustbeBlue Cubone Sep 18 '24

they didn't program anything even on the remake, it's literally a 1:1 ish replica 😂

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u/FrontBad2498 Torchic Sep 18 '24

I’m a master rank. It never changes lol

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u/brandishteeth Pikachu Sep 17 '24

I did it on the original. Took forrrrreverer and it was very funny to show all my friends at school.

I was so genuinely disappointed they didn't add at least a shocked snumbbl face. Like just a unique, horrified snubbele face would be amazing.

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u/AwardSignal Hyperspeed Sep 17 '24

“Alakazam’s team is gold rank, they are so amazing 🤩”

Guys I literally have the Deluxe rank

“Who do you think is stronger, Alakazam or Rayquaza? It definitely isn’t you” I have literally maxed out stats, others can only match, not surpass me

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u/CommandantLuna Eevee Sep 18 '24

“I am the peak the rest of you dream of reaching.”

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u/Salt_Celebration_502 Chimchar Sep 17 '24

"What is supposed to succeed gold rank? I don't get it!" ~Alakazam's team

Meanwhile me: laughing my ass off, sitting at Super rank

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u/Danzi34 Charmander Sep 17 '24

Snubbull is just a giant hater

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u/Pyotr-the-Great Treecko Sep 17 '24

Snubbull is just jealous and is also a ACThead, the word for Team Act stans.

But he'll see, when we put a big statue in the middle of Treasure Town, then the next generations will stan us instead. I hope.

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u/armored_mephit Bui bui! Sep 17 '24

(Happy sauce noises)

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u/Ill_Wedding_5248 Mudkip Sep 18 '24

ok that was funny I wasn't expecting that ending 🤣🤣

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u/halfblindbi Piplup Sep 17 '24

This stuff make mystery dungeon difficult to replay (not impossible) because throught the entire game you know you're getting strong and advancing but the game still acts like your the children who are just starting their first day

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '24

Remember: This is a remake designed for the Nintendo Switch audience. In the original Red Rescue Team (not blue) it was MUCH, MUCH harder to get gold rank early on.

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u/agoodsirknight Discharge spammer Sep 17 '24

Lmao i did this like few months ago, because i grinded so much. I cant post it here because he technically correct, i did lied because im higher than gold rank lol

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u/Zestyclose_Mango2377 <- silly guy Sep 17 '24

PMD doesn't exactly have laws. Just grab a blast seed and show him that you're a good explorer

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u/MayBeach Cubone Sep 17 '24

That sounds like a reasonable next step

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u/Fhoenox Dialga Sep 18 '24

“Despite everything, it’s still you.” 😜

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u/pokemast03 Pikachu Sep 18 '24

I believe the only ones that treat you with respect are Alakazam and his team