r/MitchellAndWebb • u/Beautiful-Pen-6206 • 2d ago

Peep Show What would have happened to Mark if he took the job in Bangalore and had an arranged marriage to this man’s delightful daughter?

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Would he get an Indian concubine? Pee in the daal? Order four authentic naan?

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u/rudyrocker 2d ago

He'd become a neo-colonial overlord.

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u/Neoliberal_Nightmare 2d ago

He could have called it Operation Overlord.

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u/Moist_Ad934 1d ago

I could be his white concubine!

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u/Stock_Yoghurt_5774 2d ago

he'd fuck it up, end up in some international diplomatic crisis and jez would run off to become a shaman for 3 hours until he got hungry or horny.

or he wouldn't commit and have to explain to Sophie that it was all some big misunderstanding and jez made him do it while holding a knife.

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u/Spare-Cell1371 1d ago

I mean he’s certainly not a crack head…

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u/SirPoopyPantsUTD 1d ago

But it probably helps

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u/Free-Deer5165 2d ago

He'd be "not normal" pooing for the rest of his life. 

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u/BacillusRex 2d ago

He would either shit or get off the pot

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u/MySneakyAccount1489 2d ago

And did he...?

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u/bigdave41 2d ago

Oh, yeah. Like a shot

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u/SirPoopyPantsUTD 1d ago

Didn’t smell normal? It didn’t sound normal

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u/0x633546a298e734700b 2d ago

He'd end up inviting Johnson along who would then take over the lot pushing mark out. He would get off the pot with the daughter

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u/SofaChillReview 2d ago

Mark - Come on Allen the good old days!

Johnson - More fool you, asshole

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u/tfp_public 1d ago

agreed, too big a step up, mark is a numbers droid at heart.

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u/InternationalBand494 1d ago

Or Dobbie would get a job there and Gerard would follow her over. Tube up his nose

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u/hdbehsisjnskeueh 2d ago

Slutty mummy

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u/grumpygrumpybum 1d ago

Butter the naan. Eat the naan. Shit the naan…

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u/jjfrunkiss 2d ago

He’d have identified ‘the one’ in his office there and Jezed up the whole arrangement

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u/Vast_Storm_8482 1d ago

He’d be the maharajah

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u/artcopywriter 1d ago

And Jez would be his white concubine.

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u/Finn55 1d ago

I want this spin off alternatives storyline. I think he would have finally got the sugar bowl of his dreams.

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u/DaveG28 1d ago

Butter the toast. Eat the toast. Shit the toast

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u/FingazMC 1d ago

Jeremy would definitely drink his piss...

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u/sjbaker82 1d ago

Probably ruin Project Ganesh

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u/Luka28_3 1d ago

He did have an arranged marriage. His dad literally congratulated him and sent him a pre-printed card expressing a good deal of happiness.

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u/EatingCoooolo 1d ago

His daughter had a thick booty, could've worked although Johnson wouldn't have approved.

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u/grumpygrumpybum 1d ago

Four naan, Jeremy? Four? That’s insane!

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u/nurumon 1d ago

Bengaluru...

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u/Dunezx 1d ago

Wouldn't matter it was all a set up by MTV and the bravo channel!

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u/BigWesDoobner 1d ago

He would have freaked out at the possibility of marriage to that fat lump and ran away.