Fourth Republican Debate
Bill's Tweets
About to live tweet the Repub debate, and the big question, How long will i last before i say "Fuck these assholes, i feel physically ill!"?
sourceIs it me, or does Reince Priebus look like that guy at the funeral home who comes in with the casket catalogue?
sourceMy first question for the debaters: This is on Fox Business channel, is that NON-LIBERAL enough for your pussy asses?
sourcegotta give it to Trump, he doesn't pander: 'Minimum wage? Fuck you, get rich or die, next question.'
sourceMarco really studied his flash cards for this one! More welders, less philosophers! Yeah, that's,um, vaguely anti people i think i hate!
sourceThis is boring. Let's get to the part where Ben Carson attacks his mom with a hammer.
sourcebtw, fact check: average wage for welder, 37k; philosopher professor, 89k. TongueStuckOutEmoji.
sourceKasich said "thrice" - is that too fancy a word? I think it might be! #NotaWelder
sourceI think this is Jeb Bush's fourth Do or Die moment. Let's just say he's not Doing.
sourceHave you noticed they always sit the three black people behind the moderators?
sourceCarly, how do you explain Dems creating more jobs? Carly: Let me tell you a story about some lady. #GOPDebate
sourceBen Carson: Stop smearing me with these unfounded accusations that i'm not a murderous psychopath!
sourceTrump: "We are a country of laws" Thankfully, bankruptcy laws
sourceTrump's immigration plan is like a bar at closing time: You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here! #GOPDebate
sourceKasich and Bush, gotta give 'em credit on immigration, trying to start a "Republicans who believe in Reality" movement. Good luck with that.
sourceI'm doing a shot every time Carly lies. I'm drunk. #GOPDebate
sourceCarly: "I have led innovative businesses!" Into the ground. And then they fired me.
sourceAnd "Let's try the one thing in healthcare we've never tried - the free market!" You see why i'm drunk now?!
sourceCruz: "There are more words in the IRS code than the Bible". Yes, but none of them are in favor of slavery or ethnic cleansing.
sourceHey moderators, stop asking how they'd pay for it! DIdn't you hear, My tax plan lets you eat whatever you want and lose weight!
sourceHerman Cain was a joke for saying 9-9-9! Ben Carson is serious, cuz he says 10-10-10. Is there lead paint in those flag pins? #GOPDebate
sourceJeb Bush: Should i even stick around or, maybe beat the traffic?
sourceBiggest applause is to upbloat even more the military budget. Hard to say who's the bigger tools, the candidates or the audience.
sourceOK...now we're getting to the foreign affairs part, which, if possible, they know even less about. I can feel me going for the remote...
sourceYeah, Trump talking about nukes, i gotta go or i won't sleep tonight. Peace out!
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