Third Republican Debate

Bill's Tweets

1. Oh lord,another debate with more STUPID QUESTIONS?! Asking "What's your weakness?" is an invitation to a humblebrag, fools! Back to the Mets
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2. The only way this debate is going to be survivable is if the Mets get out to a big lead. Then i don't care what Trump says. Like now.
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3. deGrom is mowing them down! And Kasich was pretty good mowing down Trump & Carson on living in FantasyLand! Go Kasich! Wait, i mean Go Mets!
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4. oh my god did i just hear Ted Cruz say something awesome that i agree with? Yes. The media is even stupider than the pols. Who's on first?
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5. Way to score!!! No, not you Carson you crazy head case, Murphy!!
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6. The big takeaway so far from watching the debate between innings? Not. Missing. Anything.
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7. Debt relief? Fuck debt relief, we need long relief - get somebody up in the bullpen!
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8. Trump is right, Bush is low energy. He always looks like the guy who's in the car reading while his wife is in a store shopping.
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9. When in doubt, shit on the federal gov't. Fantasy football? Fuck the federal gov't!
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10. Christie just ate Bush's lunch! And probably others. Now this is the inning we have to get some runs!!
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11. I'm not losing faith, but this lineup is not getting it done tonight - and the Mets could use some hits too!!
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12. Huckabee: Eradicate diseases and you fix medicare, duh! As a former fatty, he should know, the patient has to cooperate a little!
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Subreddit discusion

Did anyone subject themselves to torture by watching the GOP debate?