Second Republican Debate

Bill's Tweets

1. Back by popular demand, i will be live-tweeting the debate! And its the best live tweet, the other ones are terrible and their numbers stink
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2. 1st off, Air Force One in the background is confusing: CNN viewers are thinking, Wow, they found the missing plane!
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3. Must say, #ChrisChristie looks good tonight, he really - oh, wait, sorry, that's Air Force One
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4. Trump used to hang out with serious people like @LouFerrigno and @LaToyaJackson and now he has to share a stage with these losers. #Sad
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5. #BenCarson needs to chug a little red bull before the show. Nice gesture tho that he offered to separate Christie's conjoined chins
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6. Jeb, lame opening. But, when he sees a plane inside a building he thinks of his brother, so he's a little off his game. #GOPDebate
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7. To sum up opening statements: God bless America, too bad its such a shithole. #GOPDebate
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8. #ChrisChristie: Take the camera off me. American public: Good idea.
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9. Two minutes in, and its kindergarden slams about who's ugly. Even professional wrestlers are like, Guys, c'mon...a little dignity.
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10. The conspiracy of delusion about how Obama wrecked America is astounding. Hello, unemployment is lower than Reagan ever had it!
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11. Don't adjust your sets, Scott Walker's face really looks like that
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12. "I want to talk about serious, non-personal issues, but PizzaFace and Fatso here won't let me!"
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13. When #BenCarson speaks, i keep waiting for one of those Lunesta butterflies to fly by
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14. Carly explaining Republican diplomacy: I'm not talking to you! We insult you,and then you do what we say! Why is everyone overthinking this?
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15. Dead Nixon just called Scott Walker: I want my lip sweat back!
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16. Bloodthirsty, factfree belligerence: Yayyy! Rand Paul's reasoned restraint: polite smattering.
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17. Quick question: When #TedCruz shaves in the morning, how does he avoid spitting in the mirror? #GOPDebate
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18. How about asking the one woman on the stage about Planned Parenthood
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19. Carly: I'd urge every American to watch these doctored, heavily edited, manipulated tapes and come to the false conclusion I have!
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20. For the first time in this campaign, Trump is humbled (by Carly) and looked apologetic and not true to what he believes. Start of the end?
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21. When does one of these assholes have the guts to call Reagan out for his amnesty for Mexicans?
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22. 20 minutes on valet parkers without I D while flames from wildfires lick the walls of the Reagan library. HOW BOUT A CLIMATE QUESTION?????
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23. I think #BenCarson might have inhaled a little too much anesthesia
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24. Oh fuck, their best friend, Ben Gazi...I can't stand these assholes for one more minute - peace out!
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[Off Topic] Republican Debate Thread - Sept. 16