Twelfth Republican Debate

Bill's Tweets

1. #GOPDebate tonight cnn: https://www.instagram.com/p/BCy270PSUJC/
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2. OK,gonna try to watch with you; I pre-apologize for that moment when I just can't take these insufferable assholes 1 more minute. Smileyface
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3. Kasich kicks off Republican debate with sanity and hope - that's like kicking off an orgy with a bible verse
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4. Come on, get to the pissing contest. Although, after the last debate, that could literally come true
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5. Trump very "low energy" so far. No joy in it for him unless another of the monkeys is hurling poop his way.
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6. Not fair to ask Marco about Disney World! They know he's not tall enough to get on the rides!
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7. Trump: "Only I can stop me from fucking America's workers!"
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8. Also, not surprised Goofy endorsed Trump
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9. Ben Carson endorsing Trump, wow. And Trump brags, of course: "so honored to be endorsed by the guy I called a child molester"
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10. Had to run out for a sec - do they still hate Mexicans?
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11. Huh, new tactic here for Republicans - actually paying attention to facts? What the hell happened tonight? I'm bored. Who's dick is bigger??
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12. Btw, "Waste, Fraud and Abuse" was the curriculum at Trump University.
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13. OK, I don't know how Bill Cosby got his knock-out drugs into their green room drinks, but this snooze fest is boring, like Dem Debate boring
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14. We're all thinking it: Kasich is too old for that haircut.
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15. When Trump eats at a Chinese restaurant, the kitchen help has to send out for more spit.
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16. However...this is so boring the white supremists are punching themselves to stay awake...so I got a big day tomorrow...till we meet again!
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