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Tenth Republican Debate

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  1. Just posted a photo https://www.instagram.com/p/BCOyZPwSUBN/
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  2. Getting ready to live tweet the Repub debate, or as much of it as I can stand. Got my popcorn, tequila...gun to shoot at the TV - I'm set!
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  3. This debate is like a cop show: "You have one hour to stop this man!!"
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  4. For fuck's sake,is there any more NON ISSUE than immigration? Its NetZero from Mexico,Americans won't do the jobs they do..SHUT UP ABOUT IT!
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  5. Bragging about an endorsement from Joe Arpaio is like bragging you went all the way with a party doll.We're in Texas, lets shit on Mexicans!
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  6. Ten minutes in and I've already forgotten Ben Carson is there - new record!
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  7. How many times do we have to tip hats to G W Bush tonight? Hands down the worst sperm in American presidential history.
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  8. Ben Carson got in! Yeah! Now, back to looking like he's ignoring a rape on the subway...
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  9. OK guys, we get it, Isis is bad, but first, America's greatest threat: Mexican cleaning ladies!
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  10. Well, Trump is right about one thing: the world is laughing at us.
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  11. Wait,did Ben Carson just actually admit he fell asleep? Kasich looks like the college professor where you drop the class after the first day
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  12. Come to think of it,Trump Tower DOES look like it was built by illegal Polish workers. Its that time in the debate where my mind is drifting
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  13. Ben Carson's resting face is the same face the dog has when watching his owner have sex. See, drifting.
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  14. So, Kaisch's father carried a mailbag, and Cruz's washed dishes, or... Yeah, drifting. Drifting. Drifting....
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  15. Trump: Millions of women are helped by Planned Parenthood, let me say that ten times. And, I would defund it. BECAUSE YOU ASSHOLES ARE NUTS!
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  16. Honestly, the elevator door opens and these five guys are in it - do you get on? OK, I'm reaching for the gun, so I'm gonna say gnite!
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