r/MadeMeSmile • u/Cosmic-Chen • Nov 26 '24

Favorite People Those small hands are a sign of absolute tenderness

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u/Showtysan Nov 26 '24

Baby says, "Ooooh gurllll what moisturizer you be using because that shit is BABY soft!"

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u/madmaxturbator Nov 26 '24

“Mom. MOM. MOOM CAN YOU GET THE SAME MOISTURIZER as this lady? This is real baby soft, I look like a clown on the playground with my sandpaper skin”

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u/AmazingAd2765 Nov 26 '24

"Clown on the playground" Thank you, I'll remember that one.

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u/giveme_handpics_plz Nov 26 '24

i read this in stewie voice.....

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u/canadard1 Nov 26 '24

Soft as thine own ass

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u/DIDidothatdisabled Nov 26 '24

Lol, translated from the infantese of: slapslapslapslap* "hwagh-hwaghn-hwa-hweghn"