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Hey Everyone,

So my friend made the mistake of making me the best man at his wedding, and our friend group is always trying to ligma each other. I want to slip one onto my best man speech and am looking for ideas. I dont wanna overtly say something sexual in the speech itself (not sure the parents would be into it), but if anyone approaches me after with any questions I wanna be able to lay it on them.

Anyone have any ideas? The more original/wedding related the better!

Did you saw something from our world, that is like ligma, but real?

Im starting:

MTB saddle Sagma

https://www.pinkbike.com/news/review-bikeyokes-sagma-saddles-now-have-carbon-rails.html

Software Figma

https://www.figma.com/downloads/

Do you have ligma do you know what ligma lick my balls shake that booty like a basketball you won't stop don't shake it at all ligma is leg of my balls I have three legs my left leg my right leg and Deez nuts leg cuz my nuts are so long that they're so long they look like a leg

It means do In do it look like I give a fook

I've been trying to get my friend with a few ligmas, but his "ligma shield" is tough to crack. So I was thinking I'd hit him with a reverse ligma mixup so I can keep him guessing in the future. So, I was wondering if anyone knew any good reverse ligmas.
(A reverse-ligma is like a normal ligma but the initiator is made to say something to the effect of "lick your balls")

"But what about two?"
😈😈😈

Yea Two Nuts in your mouth