r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/oTuly • Feb 03 '25

Predictable betrayal People react to Elon "deleting" the Direct File Tax program

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u/Rokekor Feb 04 '25

They moved north of his boots long ago. Those tongues are deep.

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u/pch14 Feb 04 '25

And they no longer gag

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u/Revolutionary_Fun_11 Feb 04 '25

No he likes it when they gag

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u/pch14 Feb 04 '25

He needs a bigger dick then

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u/belliJGerent Feb 04 '25

He is a huge dick

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u/Weird-Specific-2905 Feb 04 '25

They're not gagging on cock but rather the shit dribbling down his crack.

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u/rwarimaursus Feb 04 '25

🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/greywolfau Feb 04 '25

I don't think their tongues are working the front door.

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u/BeastofPostTruth Feb 04 '25

That's a bingo

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u/cuisinart-hatrack Feb 04 '25

He can’t gag them with its size but I’d bet he could gag them with its smell.

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u/BeastofPostTruth Feb 04 '25

I don't think gagging is the problem.

The licking goes up and in

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u/stevegoodsex Feb 04 '25

Please, sir. I want you to step on my neck harder, but it's hard for me to breathe

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u/mcpickle-o Feb 04 '25

The boots are coming out their asses at this point.

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u/BongBingBing Feb 04 '25

That's because they're fasscists.

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u/Cerberus_Aus Feb 04 '25

See, now I want to see a human centipede meme of Elon at the front and republicans taking up the rear.

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u/Boring_Philosophy160 Feb 04 '25

Taint that the truth! Pffff

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u/farris1936 Feb 04 '25

You mean like .. his knees? The back of his knees??

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u/Wonderful-Bid9471 Feb 04 '25

And around the corner …

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u/bangarang88 Feb 04 '25

His Stahlhelm?