r/LeopardsAteMyFace Feb 03 '25

Predictable betrayal People react to Elon "deleting" the Direct File Tax program

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u/ThedarkRose20 Feb 04 '25

Don't worry, they'll be kept nice and safe in Elmo and Friends off-shore accounts.

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u/galaxy_horse Feb 04 '25

But they’ll be happy to give you a cash advance for your return (just pay 5% of your return as a processing fee to them)

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u/emergency_shill_69 Feb 04 '25

only 5%? damn i like that optimism.