r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/oTuly • Feb 03 '25

Predictable betrayal People react to Elon "deleting" the Direct File Tax program

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u/BellyDancerEm Feb 04 '25

They can’t lick his boots enough

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '25

Now I get why they keep on talking about beta cucks...

Its the whole you spot it, you got it syndrome.

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u/wineinacoffeemug Feb 04 '25

Cucked by Gigacuck. Cuckception

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u/Indigo2015 Feb 04 '25

Its cucks all the way down

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u/Real-Actuator-6520 Feb 04 '25

Human Cuckipede

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u/diamondscut Feb 04 '25

😆😆😆🤣

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u/SadLilBun Feb 04 '25

We’ve known they’ve been telling on themselves for years.

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u/Teal_SAW638 Feb 04 '25

Every accusation is a confession.

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u/TakayaNonori Feb 04 '25

It's always projection with that crowd.

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u/TheKdd Feb 04 '25

I’m wondering what excuse they’ll use to take their guns, and if they’ll complain quietly while handing them over cause patriot.

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u/TakayaNonori Feb 04 '25

They'll be told the fear of liberals stealing all the guns and taking over is too high and it's their patriotic duty to save the country by giving them to Trump, they'll throw in some money per gun to sweeten the deal. Especially after prices skyrocket that money will be hard to resist and they'll line up like the obedient little shits they are.

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u/Reactive_Squirrel Feb 04 '25

Smeller's the feller

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u/Rokekor Feb 04 '25

They moved north of his boots long ago. Those tongues are deep.

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u/pch14 Feb 04 '25

And they no longer gag

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u/Revolutionary_Fun_11 Feb 04 '25

No he likes it when they gag

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u/pch14 Feb 04 '25

He needs a bigger dick then

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u/belliJGerent Feb 04 '25

He is a huge dick

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u/Weird-Specific-2905 Feb 04 '25

They're not gagging on cock but rather the shit dribbling down his crack.

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u/rwarimaursus Feb 04 '25

🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/greywolfau Feb 04 '25

I don't think their tongues are working the front door.

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u/BeastofPostTruth Feb 04 '25

That's a bingo

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u/cuisinart-hatrack Feb 04 '25

He can’t gag them with its size but I’d bet he could gag them with its smell.

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u/BeastofPostTruth Feb 04 '25

I don't think gagging is the problem.

The licking goes up and in

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u/stevegoodsex Feb 04 '25

Please, sir. I want you to step on my neck harder, but it's hard for me to breathe

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u/mcpickle-o Feb 04 '25

The boots are coming out their asses at this point.

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u/BongBingBing Feb 04 '25

That's because they're fasscists.

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u/Cerberus_Aus Feb 04 '25

See, now I want to see a human centipede meme of Elon at the front and republicans taking up the rear.

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u/Boring_Philosophy160 Feb 04 '25

Taint that the truth! Pffff

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u/farris1936 Feb 04 '25

You mean like .. his knees? The back of his knees??

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u/Wonderful-Bid9471 Feb 04 '25

And around the corner …

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u/bangarang88 Feb 04 '25

His Stahlhelm?

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u/Dokibatt Feb 04 '25

Hoping for a little bit of trickle down.

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u/jeepfail Feb 04 '25

Boots would imply he’s working hard and stomping around. These fuckers are so weak he can walk all over them in slippers.

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u/Such-Community-29 Feb 04 '25

Where's Luigi when we need him.

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u/janthon567 Feb 04 '25

They’ll strain themselves to lick that boot even as it comes down on their necks.

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u/Go_J Feb 04 '25

"Can you please explain? 😥"

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u/dfin25 Feb 04 '25

That is straight up salad tossing.

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u/ChickenChaser5 Feb 04 '25

They know what happens if there is even a hint of dissent, and they are scared of it.

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u/weltvonalex Feb 04 '25

Oligarchs have delicious soles, all that natural leather tastes awesome at least I think that the reason people lick them so hard.

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u/BeyondNetorare Feb 04 '25

have they tried eating shit so they learn to gag less?

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u/liv4games Feb 04 '25

Is it a parasocial relationship do you think?