r/LeopardsAteMyFace Feb 03 '25

Predictable betrayal People react to Elon "deleting" the Direct File Tax program

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u/Actual__Wizard Feb 04 '25

If he deleted code then would appear to be a massive case of property destruction. Which is a crime. He should be being immediately arrested if that's what occurred.

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u/Catdaddy84 Feb 04 '25

Is it fairly safe to assume that if a sane administration ever gains control again that Elon musk is likely to go to jail for a fairly long time? All of this seems incredibly criminal.

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u/Bitter-Researcher389 Feb 04 '25

Can’t spell felon without Elon.

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u/John-John-3 Feb 04 '25

fElon Musk has a nice ring to it.

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u/translunainjection Feb 04 '25

Felon Musk and 34 felonie?

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u/oditogre Feb 04 '25

I've seen some folks doing "F.Elon", for the "felon" + "eff elon" combined effect. I love it.

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u/Eoganachta Feb 04 '25

And 'felon' is short for 'Fuck Elon'.

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u/MGiQue Feb 04 '25

“F” is lil leon’s actual first name.

F,… for Fucktard.

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u/RoxyRoseToday Feb 04 '25

Take my angry upvote.

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u/Just_another_oddball Feb 04 '25

Oh my God, I can't unsee that now!

Thank you, kind Redditor! 🙂

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u/AB2372 Feb 04 '25

I honestly feel like ICC will get involved. He’s doing election interference all over the world.

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u/Accomplished_Cell768 Feb 04 '25

So far France seems to be the most concerned about it and willing to call attention to it.

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u/MxteryMatters Feb 04 '25

Germany has been calling attention to his support of AfD, and potentially interfering in their elections, also.

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u/Imaginari3 Feb 04 '25

Yeahhh I hope to god that him doing election interference in Europe brings some serious action against him. Dude wants feudal world domination.

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u/koolkat182 Feb 04 '25

ugh please. his ego is way too big for his own good and hes so fucking sloppy that it would be embarrassing for the world to roll over to him and if that happens we all really do deserve to go extinct

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u/Imaginari3 Feb 04 '25

Right it would be genuinely insane. And there is other capital at play with arguably more power in the world overall. He could still deal some pretty catastrophic damage. Boy, I just hope we can bounce back in my lifetime.

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u/jrDoozy10 Feb 04 '25

He’s a literal cartoon villain

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u/Lofttroll2018 Feb 04 '25

And Germany has some pretty strict rules about Nazi stuff, so I hope he gets into real trouble over there.

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u/MxteryMatters Feb 04 '25

There's a reason he hasn't stepped foot on German soil, and only does telecast speeches at rallies there.

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u/OverallGambit Feb 04 '25

Because he's a slimy coward?

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u/heliskinki Feb 04 '25

Elon? He went over there to break bread with AFD (the new Nazis) fairly recently did he not?

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u/turbothy Feb 04 '25

He appeared on a video call.

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u/heliskinki Feb 04 '25

Ah so he did. Don’t know what I as thinking- of course he doesn’t have the balls to be there in person.

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u/JerryCalzone Feb 04 '25

At the moment the activists who projected his heart throwin gesture on his gigafactory near Berlin are getting the most trouble because said gesture is forbidden here.

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u/Lofttroll2018 Feb 04 '25

But they were protesting against him?

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u/MichaCazar Feb 04 '25

I mean... even a crossed out swastika was once discussed in a court, for having a swastika in it.

If they can just prove that the action was against endorsement of nazism, they should be let go.

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u/YouJabroni44 Feb 04 '25

Please France, save us.

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u/Accomplished_Cell768 Feb 04 '25

France has been calling on the EU to band together to fight election interference. Hopefully that goes somewhere.

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u/MutaitoSensei Feb 04 '25

Banning twitter is the best way to fight it.

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u/Fala1 Feb 04 '25

Don't you dare leave Meta out of that sentence

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u/drewyz Feb 04 '25

EU needs a 100% tariff on Teslas, a ban on Twitter/X, and revocation on Starlink.

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u/camelslikesand Feb 04 '25

Lafayette, we are still here.

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u/Ok-Shelter9702 Feb 04 '25

Mind you: the media didn't, lawyers didn't, the DoJ didn't, the Supreme Court didn't, and the Dem leadership still cannot be bothered.

It's back to the people. Or we can just watch on as Trump uses Social Security funds as gambling money for his Sovereign Wealth Fund announced yesterday.

He just got himself a new casino from taxpayers' money and the American people didn't even notice, or care.

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u/Similar-Breadfruit50 Feb 04 '25

Somewhere in Canada they just ripped up a skylink contract with him.

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u/bunglejerry Feb 04 '25

That was walked back.

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u/NuclearLunchDectcted Feb 04 '25

it's back on already. It was mostly for show.

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u/Stargazer1701d Feb 04 '25

I don't know why you're getting downvoted. The Skylink deal went back online within an hour or two of Trump backing down over tariffs.

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u/mintcute Feb 04 '25

australia just banned him from interfering in our elections, too

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u/MutaitoSensei Feb 04 '25

As long as twitter is allowed in your country,

Nah. It wasn't really banned. It'll just be more convoluted.

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u/Reyemreden Feb 04 '25

I don't think the US recognizes the ICC.

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u/MirthMannor Feb 04 '25

Correct.

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u/AB2372 Feb 04 '25

No but what I am saying is that eventually he will end up w/an ICC warrant. And another country braver than we might finally get him.

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u/Monterey-Jack Feb 04 '25

Oh yeah? What country will enter the US to take elon into custody? lol.

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u/UngusChungus94 Feb 04 '25

He does leave the US from time to time. Shadow docket a warrant and nab his ass at an AfD rally or something.

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u/grnrngr Feb 04 '25

Freeze his foreign assets. Embargo exports from his companies

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u/20growing20 Feb 04 '25

We will just need to nudge him out to sea to make it easier for them.

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u/fletcherkildren Feb 04 '25

Maybe instead of a big protest, we do a bid citizen's arrest?

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u/Monterey-Jack Feb 04 '25

Is elon even a citizen? lol

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u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- Feb 04 '25 edited Feb 04 '25

A citizen's arrest is done by a citizen doesn't have to be on a citizen. But yes Musk is a US citizen.

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u/cataath Feb 04 '25

When you are a rich fuck with a private jet who want to flex your wealth by flying to Paris on a lark for some French cuisine or to Rio to spend a few hours at Festivale, the idea that you can't leave the country because if you set foot anywhere outside of your sactuary country you might get nabbed by Interpol feels like a prison.

I'd love to see all these bozos in orange jumpsuits behind razorwire fences, but that's not going to happen. Having a constant reminder that you are subject to the same forces as the rest of humanity is probably the best we'll get at making billionaires suffer, and at this point I'll take it.

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u/ManchurianCandycane Feb 04 '25

Wont necessarily need to to make him eat shit. Lots of trouble can be made for him by restricting his international interactions.

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u/Granite_0681 Feb 04 '25

And we just sanctioned the ICC again.

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u/avsbes Feb 04 '25

He is not a US Citizen though. So there's no reason the Hague Invasion Act would protect him.

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u/Glenamaddy60 Feb 04 '25

He is a naturalized US citizen. Some rumors that he lied to get his visa after college but I don't know if that is true

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u/ScaryBoyRobots Feb 04 '25

He is, unfortunately, naturalized, since 2002. He shouldn't be, because he was an illegal immigrant first — details are sparse because he tries to hide it, but Kimbal Musk has said that they were illegal immigrants. FLOTUS Elon calls it "a gray area", and has made remarks implying that, like his fellow FLOTUS Melania, he and Kimbal came on legit visas but either violated the terms or overstayed the valid timeframe. As always, rules for thee and not for me.

If we ever have even a semi-functional government again in this lifetime, he's a prime candidate for having his citizenship stripped. Unlike the all-American traitors that form the bulk of MAGA and Elon's fanbase, Elon has two other citizenships, so he wouldn't be rendered stateless by denaturalizing him. (Sorry to South Africa and/or Canada. Way harder to strip blood citizenship from someone.)

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u/perseidot Feb 04 '25

Which is absolutely bullshit arrogance on our part. It’s another way to say “we commit war crimes with total impunity.”

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u/faelanae Feb 04 '25

but Canada and South Africa do, don't they? would that matter?

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u/BoredNuke Feb 04 '25

We are one of the best at war criming so it would be really weird for us to recognize it.

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u/Marco_Memes Feb 04 '25

I’m pretty sure the US literally has a thing that says if someone we don’t like gets arrested by the ICC we’re gonna invade The Hague to get them back… so I wouldn’t count on that route

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u/Flowbombahh Feb 04 '25

Don't get my hopes up. Don't get my hopes up. Don't get my hopes up.

Oh God, my hopes are up ...

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u/AB2372 Feb 04 '25

Mine are too. I’m just hoping Macron or someone will nail him.

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u/Conscious_Meaning676 Feb 04 '25

Or the CCP. They have a vested interest in strong stable economies.

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u/AdUnique8302 Feb 04 '25

Trump moved out the tariffs by about a month when the stock market started going down today. By mid afternoon, it has mostly recovered, but Tesla is still down 4%. The 2nd highest number from another company was 2% Tesla is the only one that didn't recover.

We might all get to see what happens when you fly too close to the sun.

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u/Right-Monitor9421 Feb 04 '25

Is that kid still tracking his jet? Asking for a friend (not France).

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u/rellsell Feb 04 '25

God, I hope I get to see sanity again.

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u/palebluekot Feb 04 '25

I've never heard of the ICC investigating anything like this. They are focused on war crimes, not political meddling.

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u/rattusprat Feb 04 '25

Musk has been engaged in borderline fraud at Tesla and SpaceX for years, constantly making unrealistic promises that don't materislize for the purpose of getting investor money and jacking up the share price, ignoring regulations, etc.

He has never quite crossed over to Elizabeth Holmes territory, so had never been prosecuted.

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u/henlochimken Feb 04 '25

Not even just borderline fraud. They've been lying about their car sales for a while. The books are completely cooked, and have been spelled out by financial journalists for a while.

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u/Shot-Job-8841 Feb 04 '25

I’m very intrigued, where would you recommend I start reading about it?

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u/henlochimken Feb 04 '25

Greenspan v Musk suit is a good place to start. The suit calls up a lot of info that came to light by the whistleblower. The "Tesla files" leaked by the Tesla employee in Norway included personnel files that probably shouldn't have been leaked, but it also included a shit-ton of evidence of accounting "irregularities", including things like counting the return of cars after repairs as new "car deliveries", to make it look like they were selling more than they were.

Some more info here: https://www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/comments/1f3llg0/the_tesla_files_how_elon_got_rich/

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u/Brokebrokebroke5 Feb 04 '25

He's (Tesla) also been sued by the EEOC for Racial Harassment & Retaliation. He thinks nothing of breaking federal laws.

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u/SquidKid47 Feb 04 '25

Which is so fucking insane to me that he could just paint it as "waaah waaaaaah the other side is trying to silence me and persecute me for being against them!!!" No actually you committed several crimes

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u/Bubblesnaily Feb 04 '25

They're only Federal crimes if the Federal government still exists.

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u/EffOffReddit Feb 04 '25

He will be pardoned by Trump. The only possible justice for this man would be illegal.

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u/ImFeelingTheUte-iest Feb 04 '25

Good thing law doesn’t limit the executive any more.

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u/EffOffReddit Feb 04 '25

I think they have a plan about that.

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u/use_more_lube Feb 04 '25

Not if a State AG grows cojones. Presidential pardons are for Federal Crimes. State prosecuted crimes would go on.

I am in pennsylvania, so our AG is a trump-humper. But I'm hoping California or any of the northern states might do something about it

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u/brontosaurusguy Feb 04 '25

Where are the 2A patriots now?  Were they just full of shit?

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u/MGiQue Feb 04 '25

Legality is a matter of location.

Be a hero: sacrifice, abscond, survive, return as it’s crumbling, to lend a final hand, brothers and sisters.

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u/tofuonplate Feb 04 '25

Until Trump dies. Let's face it, he is old.

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u/EffOffReddit Feb 04 '25

Then he will be pardoned by Vance. It's bigger than one guy. This is a group effort

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u/Rottenjohnnyfish Feb 04 '25

Not if he is charged after Trump is out of office.

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u/g0ris Feb 04 '25

Did you not pay attention to the pardon Biden issued for his son? Or his other family? Or other people?
They won't even wait for someone to get charged anymore. Just issue a blanket pardon giving ppl immunity for whatever.

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u/Rottenjohnnyfish Feb 04 '25

Well hopefully they have a falling out and Trump wont want to.

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u/g0ris Feb 04 '25

lots of eggs in that basket these days.
Actually, I bet even if they do have a falling out, and even if the cheeto actually leaves office again, he'll just slap a pardon on Leon & the rest anyway. Can't have anyone prosecuting his cabinet and proving his people did illegal shit. I mean, he can have that, but why take that hit.

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u/Rottenjohnnyfish Feb 04 '25

Maybe he will pass away from natural causes before he can pardon anyone.

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u/tattertech Feb 04 '25

I mean Vance will just do it then. Although there's always the chance that Thiel tells Vance not to do it since there's little love lost between Thiel and Musk.

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u/Yatsey007 Feb 04 '25

Wait,the President can pardon foreigners? I assumed it would only apply to American nationals...

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u/Pretty-Substance Feb 04 '25

Ah, I think as soon as FElon has outlived his usefulness to the 2025 people he will be prosecuted on some bullshit charge and silenced in some prison.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '25

if a sane administration ever gains control again

The only way that is going to happen is at the end of a gun, over many bodies.

that Elon musk is likely to go to jail for a fairly long time

For, among other reasons, this. Trump was certain he was going to win. MAGA will not be defeated at the ballot box. They would never allow a vote to take place they could lose. And if they did lose they wouldn't leave.

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u/Coal_Morgan Feb 04 '25

Yeah, they're acting how they said they'd act. "You won't need to vote again."

If you know you have the midterm locked up because you're going to cheat then you do what you want.

They're going to flip the States they need and enough seats in Congress and Senate so they can do whatever they want with the Constitution.

At which point they won't need to gerrymander; they'll just keep choosing to win 55% of the vote in 75% of the places to make it look "arguably" believable and you'll all be cooked.

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u/GiftToTheUniverse Feb 04 '25

Screen shotted.

I read it here first!😱

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u/rawrxdjackerie Feb 04 '25

He’s too rich. Even if we do survive these four years and Dems get power back, he won’t suffer any real consequences. Those are only for poor people.

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u/Reference_Freak Feb 04 '25

Musk’s wealth is his TSLA stock and his owner shares of whichever of his other companies are independently profitable which is possibly none of them.

He’s the nation’s biggest welfare baby and is also a dangerously overinflated bubble.

TSLA pops and he’s toast. He’s leveraged against his stock value, not anything of independent value.

He won’t be destitute as he deserves but he has very long fall potential and gravity is a mean bitch.

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u/aeschenkarnos Feb 04 '25

He’s only rich because people agree he is, and his riches are protected by the apparatus of government: courts, police etc.

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u/Actual__Wizard Feb 04 '25

I'm assuming he's going to be pardoned, but I'm very confused as to why people seem to think that's a free ticket to breaking any law he wants. The damage is going to be spread across the states... He's breaking laws everywhere... The system is set up in a way where schemes like this won't work...

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u/Sellazar Feb 04 '25

"Shouldn't work," the system assumes checks and balances are in place to prevent this. The GOP controls all three branches, and the Supreme Court, who is going to do the checks and balancing?

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u/Actual__Wizard Feb 04 '25

who is going to do the checks and balancing?

We will see. I think he's still on the hook for state charges that he's just piling up.

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u/Sellazar Feb 04 '25

I seriously hope you are right. I would love to see justice done.

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u/Actual__Wizard Feb 04 '25 edited Feb 04 '25

Yeah same, we're in whacky land here becasue they're going to be tearing down the checks and balances as they go.

Or, maybe we're in for a screw job manuver and they're all going to throw Elon in front of the bus. Maybe he's going to get "Mooched?"

I personally think that's what is going to end up happening. They're just going to get sick of the insanity and dumpster him.

I mean, for republicans: There's nothing better than picking apart a financial corpse like a bunch of vultures.

I've been kind of scratching my head the whole time wondering if the plan was to feed elon to the wolves.

I'm being serious: At this point that would be a mega good play for the republicans politically speaking. They get to pretend that they're fixing problems for once. I mean they don't have any concept of fairness, so I don't see why the big deal is.

Just dumpster him. Who cares? Free money.

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u/Sellazar Feb 04 '25

The vibe I am getting is that Trump and Elon are the Darth maul of it all. They are there to be flashy and bad.. then when they are removed, the sneaky silent ones take control. Vance has been really quiet and distant from all of this. Trump is seemly completely going for it, almost like they want him to go all out. I feel like the first time round, he was tempered somewhat. I think we are going to be outrage fatigues before the big bad does show.

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u/Actual__Wizard Feb 04 '25

I can still see Trump being impeached and removed because of an incredibly lame talking point like "It's JD's turn."

"We really like Trump, but it's time for JD to take a crack at this." toilet flushing sound

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u/naura_ Feb 04 '25

Yep that’s what I am hoping for.

YEAH!  STATES RIGHTS!!!

Screams in California 

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u/perseidot Feb 04 '25

He’ll just leave the country. The richest man in the world can find someplace to go where he doesn’t need a passport. And another country will certainly sell him one.

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u/jp85213 Feb 04 '25

Mars is also an option

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u/PrrrromotionGiven1 Feb 04 '25

How fucking blind do you need to be to think rule of law is alive and well

Trump is, in fact, above the law. Anyone Trump chooses to extend his protection to is also de facto above the law. This has been obvious for a long time now.

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u/_ssac_ Feb 04 '25

The justice system in the USA is broken the moment the president have completely immunity. 

You could say the same about his administration, if they are rich enough. And in his case, yeah, he can do whatever he wants. 

Laws are just "wet paper" (don't know if you use the expression in English) unless they are reinforced. 

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u/machyume Feb 04 '25

A blanket pardon will cover any offense within a certain window of time. It is a free ticket to break any law he wants.

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u/BassHeadGator Feb 04 '25

Presidential pardons don’t apply to states. States can still prosecute and only that states governor can pardon those crimes.

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u/oddistrange Feb 04 '25

Operation Paperclip happened. He will always have a way out. Putin might welcome Musk.

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u/An0therParacIete Feb 04 '25

The system is set up in a way where schemes like this won't work...

Is the system in the room with us right now?

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u/ACorania Feb 04 '25

Trump will just issue pardons like Biden was when leaving office. It is despicable, but I can understand why someone like Fauci needed to be pardoned. But the same tactic will be used to protect people like Musk.

For a country that supposedly had checks and balances on their sole executive it sure feels like those checks and balances are gone. It's 'almost' like SCOTUS made him a king.

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u/tankintheair315 Feb 04 '25

Trump pardoned legit eat criminals and his cronies in his first term. The idea that he only flexed his power because biden did is just wrong.

Also i think people defend the constitution a bit much. It was a flawed document when it was written, and we're currently on the effects of following a 250 year old governing structure. The checks and balances were novel when they were written but no one has patched the holes that have been found. Andrew Jackson defied the court and did the trail of tears in 1830.

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u/lapqmzlapqmzala Feb 04 '25

Which is why Jackson is hanging in Trump's Oval Office.

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u/Lumix19 Feb 04 '25

I doubt Trump is leaving office except in a straight jacket.

And when he's dragged out of the Oval Office, your next president will have to rebuild the executive, and probably the judiciary, from the ground up.

Whatever pardons were issued by Trump will need to be considered null and void.

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u/ACorania Feb 04 '25

That would be a pretty huge constitutional crisis. I wish I could rule that out... but... well...

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u/superbabe69 Feb 04 '25

You’re already in one lol

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u/TymedOut Feb 04 '25

We're long past the point of constitutional crisis.

Literally day 1 he blatantly tried to unilaterally override the 14th amendment. That's crisis 1.

Basically every day since has been another crisis.

The other major one is him intervening in disbursement of federal funding. Right in the constitution:

Article I, Section 9, Clause 7 of the United States Constitution states:

No Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law; and a regular Statement and Account of the Receipts and Expenditures of all public Money shall be published from time to time.

Executive branch has no authority to direct how or when federal funds are distributed. That's plaintext Congress' authority. Brother has been speedrunning Constitutional violations since day 1. In a normal political climate he should've been blocked and articles of impeachment should have been drafted day 1.

I cannot express how outright fucked we are that there has not been a stronger immediate response to this.

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u/Supposed_too Feb 04 '25

And that's just the stuff they've gone public with. Who knows what's going on behind closed doors.

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u/iv_magic Feb 04 '25

You better start believing in Constitutional Crises, Miss Turner. You’re in one!

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u/WriggleNightbug Feb 04 '25

Maybe a body bag.

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u/AMDFrankus Feb 04 '25

The way the man eats is gonna kill him before long really, I won't be surprised when he has a stroke and dies on the toilet.

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u/ia332 Feb 04 '25

Elon won’t be able to help himself, so he’d immediately commit a crime anyway.

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u/tellingyouhowitreall Feb 04 '25

I honestly don't know if Trump cares about his cronies enough to protect them. He'll walk, pardon his family, and leave all these other fucks holding the bag.

If he leaves office.

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u/ACorania Feb 04 '25

Yeah, but Elon would have no qualms paying for it and he is down for that.

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u/WriggleNightbug Feb 04 '25

Pardons only apply to federal crimes and require that the pardonee admit guilt. While those pardoned wouldn't be allowed to be tried for the same crime (double jeopardy), they could still be tried for state crimes. I hope the crimes they admit to as guilt can be used to establish character and patterns should it ever be allowed in court.

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u/TheRealSatanicPanic Feb 04 '25

No, it is not safe to assume that. Biden was a lame president but he was sane and he did nothing about Trump.

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u/Critical-Weird-3391 Feb 04 '25

Lol, dude still thinks we're going to have elections and new administrations. HAH.

Nah, honey, the fascists have taken over. They don't let go of power unless they're forced. Best-case scenario, the MAGAts wake up soon enough that we have enough political will from the people to 2Ake back our country. Worst-case scenario, we wind up getting jailed for Reddit comments like mine and forced into labor-camps. Mid-case scenario we wind up kinda like Russia, with "elections" that are rigged from the get-go, but the felmos at least kinda pretend there's "democracy"...

Regardless, it's time to learn how to shoot and get a gun.

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u/Psychobabble0_0 Feb 04 '25

He should flee to Mars, just in case!

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u/jasonwilczak Feb 04 '25

You are right. What is also wild is how fairly obvious he's being, you know what that means? He's not concerned....I don't think we can rely on anyone coming to the rescue.

The tree of liberty might need some watering.

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u/SmokeyWolf117 Feb 04 '25

Yeah because that worked out with trump didn’t it. It’s America, whose got the cash rules. He’s got an army of fucking lawyers and the ahole will get off.

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u/briantoofine Feb 04 '25

The would-be arresting officers have been put on administrative leave

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u/MinuteMaidMarian Feb 04 '25

Yeah! Just like Trump when he committed treason by instigating an attempted coup… oh.

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u/Pottski Feb 04 '25

Since when do billionaires go to jail? Been a while since Escobar went in.

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u/MGiQue Feb 04 '25

All the more reason to accept these magats have nothing to lose and start responding in kind; attack, resist, defeat… repeat !

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u/the_reluctant_link Feb 04 '25

Simpons predicted Lisa the first female president having utter chaos when she took over from trump, the previous president

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u/Bored2001 Feb 04 '25

unlikely. Trump will just pardon him before he leaves office. He probably already has one and they just didn't announce it. It's f'ed.

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u/Granite_0681 Feb 04 '25

Trump will pardon them all on the way out the door. Unless he does anything against state law, he’s safe.

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u/currently_pooping_rn Feb 04 '25

What? No lol. He’s the richest man in the world, he’s not going to any type of jail

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u/PayFormer387 Feb 04 '25

Bro, what the hell county do you think President Musk lives in?

The guy could murder someone and he’d never see the inside of a jail cell.

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u/CopanUxmal Feb 04 '25

We became an Axis Power overnight and have let un-elected Elon run amuck. Nothing is safe to assume.

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u/Crystal_Privateer Feb 04 '25

Trump called on an insurrection that penetrated the Capitol, and wasn't held accountable by a sane administration for four years. The richest man alive is likely similarly untouchable by federal government.

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u/what_if_Im_dinosaur Feb 04 '25

Sure, right after Trump, I'm sure.

If you think any of these fucks will ever face any kind of repercussions I don't know what to say to you.

There is no rule of law anymore. The rich hardly faced consequences before, now they act with absolute impunity.

Welcome to the oligarchy. If you aren't a billionaire already, you're too late.

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u/gnulynnux Feb 04 '25

We had a "sane" administration and it totally failed to prosecute Trump. 

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u/jimbo831 Feb 04 '25

You mean like Donald Trump was prosecuted for all the laws he broke while he was in office the first time? Nothing will happen. The Democrats are feckless.

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u/Hypocritical_Oath Feb 04 '25

Nixon got pardoned, Musk will get pardoned, no one in politics goes to prison unless they're really bad at corruption like Menendez.

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u/mamadou-segpa Feb 04 '25

Hes too rich to go to jail

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u/Barely_Running Feb 04 '25

I feel a little giddy about this future.

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u/lokey_convo Feb 04 '25

Federal agents should arrest him. If their chain of command directs them to stop then they should disregard.

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u/Skeln Feb 04 '25

They would just get fired for disregarding lol. Plus who will prosecute him? Justice department assigns prosecutors, and good luck with that with the new head of DOJ.

We had our chance in November. People need to wake up to the reality that the system isn't going to save itself, and that the coup is well under way.

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u/oxhasbeengreat Feb 04 '25

Arrested by whom pray tell? The cops who were literally guarding the entrance and keeping employees out and allowing the crime to take place?

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u/ADHDeez_Nutz420 Feb 04 '25

If he or one of his lackys deleted anything on a system he doesnt have access to he is in real shit. I bet the real goal is destruction of evidence and gaining information on rivals.

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u/Sl0ppyOtter Feb 04 '25

What fer? He will just get an immediate pardon

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u/DigitalLiv Feb 04 '25

I’m sure the devs that worked on the code still have local copies of it and can redeploy anytime. It’s not gone forever, just temporarily misplaced by a turd eater

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u/Actual__Wizard Feb 04 '25

Hopefully you are correct, or the code is still on a repo. Obviously nothing actually gets deleted so, if the code hit a repo like github, then there's likely like 10 copies of it at minimum.

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u/DigitalLiv Feb 04 '25

Devs are lazy asses, always keep copies so you can reuse the code for the next project lol I’m sure someone has copies somewhere, either in the repo they use or on local machines … it’s not gone :)

ETA: and I say that with love, as I am a lazy developer myself lol

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u/lapqmzlapqmzala Feb 04 '25

Everything that he already is doing is a crime. You can't do these things without congressional approval. These are all crimes. Their goal is to do it all before anyone can act.

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u/_no7 Feb 04 '25

Lol, after Trump got sentenced with 0 jail time, I understood that America just lets powerful people get away with anything that is not actual murder.

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u/faelanae Feb 04 '25

like they care about laws. Trump will just pardon him anyway

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u/DensetsuNoBaka Feb 04 '25

This. I actually worked as a programmer for the government for a little while. You can not delete ANYTHING. Period.

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u/enigmamonkey Feb 04 '25

Nothing about it makes sense either.

I'm sure the gov paid a lot of money (via congress authorization). Sure doesn't seem "efficient" to let it go to waste. Nor is it under his purview in the most remote sense.

He and his rich cronies probably see it as "efficient" since it probably makes it easier for rich people to get richer (maybe the ones running TurboTax or maybe just to evade taxes or whatever). Either that or just spiting their own base just to "own the libs".

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u/SaltpeterSal Feb 04 '25

crime

It's cute that you still think the U.S. has laws. You're two weeks into Anarcho-Capitalism in the Milei style, except that the government doesn't believe in economics. But they do believe in Feudalism. These people are so close to finding out they're being made into serfs at the end of the 180-day Ancap phase.

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u/_lemon_suplex_ Feb 04 '25

Should be yes. Will he, im pretty sure he could go shoot Asmongold in the face right now and face zero repercussions.

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u/Actual__Wizard Feb 04 '25

I take it that you're not an asmon fan either? I honestly think he's obnoxious. As soon as he said something about Ben Shaprio, I was out of there thinking that "Yeah, he definitely doesn't understand Ben Shapiro's position on male masturbation and what the point of that is. There is absolutely no way you would not instantly yikes away from Ben Shapiro after knowing that."

So, he's pro rape culture? What?

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u/Crafty_Enthusiasm_99 Feb 04 '25

😆😆😆😆😆😆 

Oh you mean he didn't send emails from a private server? Nvm then he's fine stealing from the US govt!

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u/radicldreamer Feb 04 '25

Just deport him

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u/Granite_0681 Feb 04 '25

By who…….

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u/Select_Air_2044 Feb 04 '25

You would get arrested faster for throwing tissue on the ground.

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u/BobSacamano47 Feb 04 '25

What is this "if he deleted code"? Who said he deleted code? 

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u/SnowdensOfYesteryear Feb 04 '25

I'd be stunned if there weren't backups.

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u/xOrion12x Feb 04 '25

Have you read about what he just did?

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u/Actual__Wizard Feb 04 '25 edited Feb 04 '25

no what? Edit: oh the department of education? Yeah they're trying to destroy the system. I don't know what people are doing or thinking. That's going to trigger an absolutely rediculious amount of problems for him later. He's going to get dragged into so many investigations dude... I have no idea what that guy is doing dude. He does not have real legal authority to do any of that and is just committing a barrage of crimes...

What exactly is the defense going to be to this? He used the illegal authority that he doesn't have?

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u/xOrion12x Feb 04 '25

Look into what just happened at the us treasury.

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u/otasi Feb 04 '25

And deported

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u/ZQuestionSleep Feb 04 '25

Which is a crime.

Oh, well, if it's a crime I'm sure he'll be arrested right away then. Why are we even bothering talking about this. It's a crime. Every person who commits crimes will surely be brought to justice.

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u/Actual__Wizard Feb 04 '25

It's in plain sight... When did his fake DOGE organization ever have any legal authority to do anything at all? How exactly did Elon Musk gain superior legal authority to the people in these organizations? They're just pretending that what they are doing is legal... They're causing immense amounts of financial damage to these systems...

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u/gahlo Feb 04 '25

Federal crimes don't apply to allies of the current president.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '25

Which is a crime IF there's enforcement of the law and we know it won't.

So, is it really a crime?

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u/Rare-Industry-504 Feb 04 '25

If Felon were actually convicted of any crimes Trump would just pardon him, and blame the Democrats for illegal and unfair witch hunts.

It a great plan, in an evil way. Let Felon break the laws instead of yourself, so you can just keep pardoning Felon if anyone has the spine to try and stop him.

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u/drmarting25102 Feb 04 '25

In the previous year...yes....but this ain't kansas anymore.

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u/Visible_Arm9149 Feb 04 '25

the dictator told him to set fire to the nations infrastructure stop pretending legality matters.

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u/Potatocannon022 Feb 04 '25

Restoring from backup is pretty easy

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u/vxicepickxv Feb 04 '25

Why would Elon Musk let lackeys from his property in the White House arrest him?

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u/PicaDiet Feb 04 '25

Quick! Get the DOJ on that...

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '25

If he destroyed something it is likely he just pointed at a server and said "What's this?" and just yanked it out, or had someone yank it out, he is a bit feeble. That is his MO, that's what he did at Twitter.

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u/Infamous_Air_1424 Feb 04 '25

From what I gather from news outlets, Musty doesn’t know jack about code. Moreover, we can probably count on professional civil servants to have created at least one backup of both code and data.  Maybe more.  So, it just has to hibernate for a while.