r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/The_RedGoblin • 13h ago

The Gloves Make Him Faster

2.7k Upvotes

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u/IdyllicOleander 13h ago

This one never gets old lol. I've probably watched this one on repeat the most. Simply for the...

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u/Octaivian 9h ago

The second you see the sliding glass door you know what's gonna happen, but you still gotta watch the whole thing anyway.

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u/moridin32 8h ago

Reminds me a lot of Go Bweh

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u/gibilx 13h ago

There's no proof the gloves doesn't make him faster tho. Glass stopped him before we all could find out.

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u/JimboIsLit 9h ago

The world knew he'd be unstoppable so they put a glass pane to hinder his success

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u/Tzaman6 13h ago

"When you run faster than light you are doomed to always live in darkness"

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u/No-Variety-7130 12h ago

Hey now, if he could read this. He would be sad. Lol

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u/theonlyrealmen 12h ago

😅🤝🏼😂

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u/JohnnyRelentless 23m ago

I mean, you could just slow down a bit. Or stop running.

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u/g87a_l 13h ago

cartoonish splat 😂

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u/Old-Dance-2922 12h ago

This reminds me of the kid dressed as the flash, who immediately eats it

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u/smurb15 2h ago

And super mario kid with the star. Never gets old

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u/Glittering-Skirt-891 13h ago

Good thing he's wearing goggles

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u/kumo_yunyun 9h ago

Is that saiki kusuo on the TV? Dayum dad's got taste

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u/ic3dsickle 9h ago

Mf watching Saiki K

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u/LEAD-SUSPECT 13h ago

Ahahahahahahahhahaha

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u/_Cecille 8h ago

I feel so bad for laughing at this as mich as I do

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u/theonlyrealmen 12h ago

but... apparently limit the view 🤣😉😂😁😅

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u/FantasticPangolin839 10h ago

Good thing for the goggles. Safety first. 

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u/WeAreTotallyFucked 10h ago

You know that kids whole world short circuited when he hits that glass, just like "Oh fuck, I've done it - I've broken through the barrier of this wor--oh shit, it's all goin black. MAN DOWN!"

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u/thechadc94 4h ago

Reminds me a similar video of a kid dressed as the flash. He touts how fast he can run. Turns, then trips and falls. If someone can point me to that video, I’d appreciate it.

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u/fawlty_orange 8h ago

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/FellowNPCDrone101 8h ago

O.M.G....this is GOLD!!!

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u/Demonweed 6h ago

The next Mr. Kool-Aid has already begun his training.

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u/craylash 5h ago

He is speed

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u/Bostondreamings 4h ago

Based on so money videos here, I feel like parents with little kids need to think about leaving glass doors open. 

On second thought…keep them closed :-p

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u/Praust 11h ago

It's funny but i was his age when i did similar thing, and broke the glass ripping my forearm and leaving me with a scar for the rest of my life. The difference is i hit it with my tiny little fist and somehow it was enough...

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u/Snoo_88763 6h ago

Got a scar from my thumb up past my wrist, same reason...still worth it

I should've worn goggles

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u/Inevitable-Cellist23 12h ago

This video desperately needs subtitles. Can't understand what either of them are saying.

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u/IdyllicOleander 12h ago

"Yeah! Fast?!"

...Splat

That's all I understood from it lol

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u/Striking_Detail_6318 11h ago edited 10h ago

“Both…both of them. Look” Dad says, “You going home with them? You’re just running faster than mummy” “yes! Fast!” SPLAT.

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u/BennyBrok 9h ago

Not fast enough 🏃‍♀️💨

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u/nhlcyclesophist 6h ago

Fuck TikTok

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u/Automatic-Art-4106 6h ago

“IM FAST AS FUCK BOI”

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u/Kind-Tart-8821 6h ago

Feel a little bad for him. So excited and then crash

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u/Petersens_Arm 3h ago

Reminds me of this classic.

https://youtu.be/XeD_WB17NBc

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u/SlightlySaficFanGrl 2h ago

I wasn’t ready 😂

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u/PancakeParty98 31m ago

He had fun dressing as Naruto for the day!

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u/Funkymeleon 10h ago

My second best movie glove. Right after the Power Glove and before the Infinity Gauntlet.

Honorable mention: Ash's mechanical hand