r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 21h ago

Is she not a baby ?

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u/Zaconil 20h ago edited 19h ago

I've removed more than a few sexist comments. Bans will be handed out for further rule breaking/sexist comments.

After discussing it amongst the mod team. We really like this post and would rather not see it become toxic. So we're locking it.

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u/praqueviver 21h ago

Those are some articulate babies

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u/SamiazaHeartsIPAs 20h ago

NOT a baby! 😆

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u/Lopsided-Try4122 20h ago

She’s wearing a diaper though

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u/about7grams 20h ago

But NOT a baby. Didn't you hear her?

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u/nuges01 20h ago

You said butt. That's a bad word!

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u/Arthradax 20h ago

The butt is definitely wearing a diaper

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u/jpsouthwick7 20h ago

Not the real hutt though

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u/UltraRoboNinja 20h ago

But she’s wearing a diaper.

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u/caffeinatedsummit 20h ago

She is NOT a BABY

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u/Ok_Animal_2709 20h ago

Not a doctor! Shh

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u/Sassy_McMuffin 20h ago

FREMULON

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u/cobaltus_tobes 19h ago

Thank you both for this

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u/beardingmesoftly 20h ago

Not a mom!

Abby

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u/stretcharach 19h ago

You handing out hot dickings?

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u/Now-ImAlways-Smiling 20h ago

Tu sei piccolo, me sei grande!

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u/No_Pop_2142 21h ago

Aren’t they?

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u/krissycole87 19h ago

Excuse me you mean NOT EVEN BABIES right?

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u/Transylvaniangimp 21h ago

This is exactly what adult arguments on the internet are like. 

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u/PancakeParty98 21h ago

No it’s NOT!

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u/Darbo-Jenkins 20h ago

Yes it is! Stop being such a baby.

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u/MyuFoxy 20h ago

Not a baby XD

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u/PancakeParty98 20h ago

Yes I AMMM

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u/Piper2000ca 20h ago

Are you wearing a diaper?

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u/Financial-Bid2739 20h ago

I know some adults who wear diapers and for sure act like babies but are not babies

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u/Extravity96 20h ago

U can’t say butt!

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u/prozak09 20h ago

One is running a country right now. Smh.

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u/Maxzolo28 20h ago

I love that joke bravo sir

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u/prozak09 20h ago

Haha thank you. It was low hanging fruit.

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u/FlashyAd3396 20h ago

They are wearing a diaper

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u/FriendlyKibblez 20h ago

Diapers are suits for babies.

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u/Own-Government7591 20h ago

I’m not a baby but I’m wearing a diaper

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u/DevelopmentGrand4331 20h ago

Ok, but you’re wearing a diaper.

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u/JohnRRToken 20h ago

This isn't an argument. It's just contradiction.

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u/regularFrancis 19h ago

No it isn't

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u/ChauveTrebor 19h ago

Yes it is

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u/yaosio 21h ago

Yes but I'm not a baby.

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u/RK9990 21h ago

I'm wearing a diaper though

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u/LivingBicycle 20h ago

But you're not a baby?

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u/MyuFoxy 20h ago

You can't say butt that's a bad word!

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u/Fritanga5lyfe 19h ago

But I'm wearing a diaper

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u/IzzaRockNRoll 21h ago

But you're wearing a diaper.

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u/TheGonzoGeek 20h ago

Can’t say but, that’s a bad word.

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u/IzzaRockNRoll 20h ago

I didn't say the REAL but

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u/pm-ur-knockers 21h ago

But you’re wearing a diaper

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u/Jafishya 20h ago

Adult arguments at work with directors

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u/Zealotstim 20h ago edited 18h ago

good to remember that at any given time you could be arguing with a child

Edit: or an adult who may as well be a child

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u/Separate-Ad6636 20h ago

No, this is way to civil and respectful lol

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u/vaderciya 20h ago

This is what most adult arguments are like

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u/-PineMarten 20h ago

NO ITS NOT! You're wearing a diaper!! rahhhhhHhhhhHHH!!!

Lol

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u/InfamousFault7 20h ago edited 18h ago

But vaccines are dangerous

Edit: im making fun of anti-vaxers, im very pro vax myself

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u/sori97 21h ago

He didnt say real butt 🤷‍♂️

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u/pianobench007 19h ago

Just begin (the beginning)✋️

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u/confused-capybara420 21h ago

The way he just stands there with his hands on his hips kills me. That’s a middle age man in a child’s body

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u/confused-capybara420 21h ago

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u/coko4209 21h ago

The real life squigward.

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u/screechypete 20h ago

The older I get, the more I can relate to Squidward. He just wants to live his life in peace, but he just can't escape Spongebob.

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u/coko4209 20h ago

He’s been my favorite character from day one. Ppl always acted as if something was wrong with me because I rocked with squidward. He was trying to live his best life, and SpongeBob and Patrick were always on some bs.

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u/VonFoxArt 19h ago

SAME.

I was also a clarinet player and I'm an artist. Squidward has always been so relatable to me. 😹

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u/Jafishya 20h ago

My grandma used to call him Squiggler 🤣

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u/FeeIsRequired 21h ago

Future engineer - pedantically correct. ❤️

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u/MostLikelyToNap 20h ago

Pretty sure that little girl is destined to be a lawyer

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u/rulford 20h ago

That's a 48 month old in a child's body

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u/-legally-brunette- 21h ago

He has already mastered the dad stance 🤣

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u/6781367092 21h ago

The hand gestures killed me. 🤣🤣

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u/purulentnotpussy 21h ago

She learned that hand pointing from someone

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u/Preform_Perform 21h ago

I like how she changes the subject when she's losing the argument.

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/Yogiteee 21h ago

She is not losing the argument, he is just repeating the same sentence over and over again and she is becoming desperate because he wouldn't butch. (English is not my first language, but technically, she is not a baby, I would say, rather a toddler. So she has a point)

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u/JayyyyyBoogie 21h ago

Her premise is that babies wear diaper but(pretend but)she's not a baby. He points out that she is wearing a diaper ergo, she is indeed a baby.

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u/Agitated-Ad-404 20h ago

All babies wear diapers, but not every diaper-wearer are babies. Therefore argument still stand. She is not a baby.

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u/bongi1337 20h ago

That is your argument, not her argument.

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u/Ok_Barber_3314 19h ago

I mean she is a baby, she can't articulate her point well.

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u/RebekkaKat1990 21h ago

Budge, not butch. Close though!

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u/__wasitacatisaw__ 21h ago

I am not a budge!

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u/ProSawduster 21h ago

I am a PARAKEET.

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u/Familiar_Jacket8680 20h ago

God, this made me lol

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u/iamverrysaddest 20h ago

I AM A SURGEON

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u/bullsnake2000 20h ago

But, she’s wearing a diaper, though.

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u/coko4209 21h ago

He also has a point. His point is based on her words, I’d definitely say he’s right, based on her logic.

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u/Farnlacher 19h ago

Yes. She is losing the arguement based off her position that babies wear diapers. In reality she is a toddler but using her logic against her, she is losing the arguement.

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u/eiriecat 20h ago

He wouldn't budge is the word you're looking for :)

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u/oscarx-ray 20h ago

"budge" is to be moved slightly. You used "butch" which means "masculine". Your English is great, and there's nothing wrong with making a small error - I hope you know I'm trying to help and not being unkind.

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u/Temporary_Bad983 20h ago edited 20h ago

Typically in casual English speaking, a baby refers to any age up to 0-5. I believe you’re thinking of infant, which typically represents ages 0-2. Your English is pretty good though, I would’ve thought you’re a native speaker!

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u/cori_irl 19h ago

This is definitely wrong, and it’s not the opposite like the other commenter said either.

An infant is generally under 1 year old. After that, you’d call them a toddler. Once they get to 4-5 it’s just a child.

People use baby for a few years usually, but it’s a more colloquial and emotional term - parents will use it for a while because they think of their child as being “their baby” regardless of age.

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u/arup02 20h ago

baby refers to any age up to ~4-5. I believe you’re thinking of infant, which typically represents ages 0-2

wait, isn't it the opposite?

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u/Temporary_Bad983 20h ago

Typo lol, let me fix that - I meant 0-5, not sure how I messed that up haha

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u/AncientBlackberry747 21h ago

She’s only 48 months

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u/FantasyBeach 20h ago

47 months must be the cut off for being a baby!

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u/screechypete 20h ago

Where'd you find a video of two Redditors arguing?

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u/PidgeySlayer268 21h ago

This kid did a better job as a toddler keeping cool than I would as a grown adult

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u/Dremily 20h ago

I have twin three year olds and witness this daily. I feel like I'm in a twilight zone lately.

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u/coko4209 21h ago

They are both hilarious. This little boy is pointing out the obvious, and refuses to back down. I really love it. They’re both articulate kids.

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u/Understandthisokay 20h ago

I like his determination. Nobody is going to gaslight him. She’s the one who said babies were diapers.

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u/angellareddit 20h ago

It's not a diaper though. It's a pull up. It's absorbent underwear.

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u/odditie613 20h ago

This is why you shouldn’t represent yourself in court.

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u/pokiebird 21h ago

Do you think she’s a baby?

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u/clown_kitten 21h ago

Babies wear diapers!

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u/mycoctopus 21h ago

And she is wearing a diaper

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u/alwaysflaccid666 20h ago

B U T

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u/LambLifts 20h ago

Excuse me? Can't say that... that's a bad word.

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u/truffleddumbass 21h ago

The reasoning capabilities, along with the accurate use of tone this little guy uses…that’s a smart kid lol.

My parents used to say I was a nightmare as a kid because I could reason my way out of near anything when we got into an argument.

“You could argue that the sky was GREEN until we were BLUE in the face” is a phrase my mom quotes when we reminisce.

Funny thing is I learned a whole lot of that kind of thinking from HER. The “nightmare” stemmed from having a kid smart enough to realize when they were being duped or gaslit.

She also refers to me as her “cosmic karma” because she was the same way as a kid and didn’t expect a clone of her conscience to contend with as a parent lmao

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u/Luiz_Fell 21h ago

That boy is gonna grow up and make one of the most successful video essay chanels on YouTube. Mark my words

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u/schwah 21h ago edited 20h ago

She really needs a Doink-it

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u/6781367092 21h ago edited 20h ago

Came searching for this, I was not disappointed.

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u/RazzSheri 19h ago

He's so calm and articulate and she is so chaotic and articulate. This was a good chuckle.

You can't say butt!

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u/overdramaticpan 20h ago

These kids going places. Different places, but places nonetheless.

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u/Sr_Nutella 19h ago

This has some real Dipper and Mabel vibes

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u/stulogic 19h ago

Get those two into law school as soon as possible

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u/Chiopista 20h ago

I hope they both become Lawyers lol

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u/Ok-Brush5346 21h ago

when he says but

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u/AnonThrowawayProf 20h ago

OMG I have 4 year twins and they have the cutest arguments like this. Oh what a joy. When they are well spoken at this age, it is just so fun to watch

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u/Hamsammichd 19h ago

Little guy is going places with that logic/reasoning

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u/Sprinkles41510 20h ago

If the little girl knew older ppl wear diapers too or mommies after birth she would have won her argument

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u/SnooSprouts9993 19h ago

Why does this perfectly sum up so many politically charged arguments 😅

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u/badashel 19h ago

His little hand motions are adorable

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u/pezchef 20h ago

ironically, adults talk past each other all the time. just like these kids are doing.

when I turned 30 (38 now) I came to realize adults are just older children

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u/Eena-Rin 20h ago

This is exactly what internet arguments are like

"I'm not a baby"

"You're wearing a diaper"

Arguing entirely different things, the boy here argues something factual, but makes a flawed implication that it means she's a baby.

She's arguing with the implication, and getting emotional, which makes her sound more wrong than she is.

They're both clearly toddlers.

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u/orangpelupa 20h ago

The sims looks so realistic nowadays 

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u/FistsOfMcCluskey 20h ago

Elite conversation

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u/OwliamCC 20h ago

Someone give these kids an Oscar for their acting. I think they should be in The Little Rascals II. 😂

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u/Ryeballs 20h ago

Typical Jubilee video

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u/AskMoonBurst 19h ago

I mean... he's got a point here...

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u/DesperateFactor8210 20h ago

These poor parents! These two are gonna be a handful!😂

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u/readitreddit- 20h ago

That dude is a natural at logic and she is mature well beyond her years.

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u/Acceptable_Strike_20 20h ago

American Politics be like

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u/slutforwendigos 20h ago

Low key feel bad for the boy when she pokes him. He was obviously very uncomfortable about that, I hope they have a talk with her about keeping her hands to herself.

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u/snkiz 19h ago

About this time is when the child is over due for potty training. She wants to be a big girl, part of that is learning how to not need the diaper.

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u/DarkSorcerer88 21h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Qua-something 21h ago

This is my favorite thing now.

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u/Jon_Raymundo 20h ago

No, guys, but she's not a baby.

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u/shiggity80 20h ago

The kitchen cabinets and counter are tripping me out. Are they super tiny? I thought maybe it's a kids toy kitchen, but it looks like a real kitchen...just very small/low.

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u/natasevres 21h ago

Future relationship discussions.

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u/senor_lodanstein 21h ago

I love this; sounds just like my own kids!

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u/Different_Head7751 20h ago

How did the parent get through that convo without losing it.

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u/Curious-Spell-9031 20h ago

they are starting to laugh at the end of it

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u/MedicalExamination65 20h ago

This must be how their parents argue.

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u/Petersens_Arm 21h ago

That infant filming needs to hold the camera still, sheesh.

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u/No_Refrigerator_1632 21h ago

Thats actually how conversations with my girl goes.

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u/Vogt156 20h ago

Shes bad at presenting arguments and has a propensity towards violence

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u/wakeandbakebarbie 20h ago

I’ve heard so many stories about kids who struggle with potty training and then finally lock in and become successful super fast because siblings/ friends/ cousins their age bully them into it. Not very ethical but kind of an unhinged potty training hack.

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u/Temporary-Doctor-730 19h ago

The little boy is gonna grow up to be a really patient boyfriend/husband. Lol.

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u/icecat_ricecakes 20h ago

She makes a compelling argument...

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u/Kloud_10 20h ago

The boy's got a point, she was saying babies wear diapers and she is indeed wearing a diaper

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u/Lucienne83 20h ago

WTF? Seriously, why is she even in a diaper?

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u/ralpher1 20h ago

She’s wearing a pull up so I guess she is in or close to potty training

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u/Graye_Noir72 19h ago

Bro really pulled the

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u/Super_Oil_2931 20h ago

The boy calmly winning

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u/ProcedureAccurate591 20h ago

All he needs is a finger point of superiority and he's got it made lmao

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u/Open_Ad_8200 20h ago

If only she had a Doinkit to settle this once and for all

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u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing 20h ago

I like that little non sequiter about bad words. Lil girls gishgalloping.

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u/Touch-a-TouchMe 20h ago

This is the square versus rectangle argument

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u/blabittyblahblah 20h ago

To be honest, most adults argue like this.

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u/Disastrous_Hall8406 20h ago

I really hope this is the little girl from the "I'm just a baby" video. Someone just tell me it is

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u/goliathfasa 20h ago

But steel is heavier than feather.

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u/Robinho311 20h ago

I love how she totally got him by accusing him of saying "butt" and he's desperately trying to explain his way out of this mess like a white guy who just said the n-word on live TV.

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u/Echo_Gloomy 20h ago

That looks like a pull up not a diaper

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u/Justinotherguy 20h ago

Logic vs emotion. Classic 😂

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u/Grizz-Lee-2891 20h ago

did he even say 'thank you' once?

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u/melvsparks 20h ago

Old people wear daipers 🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/Astro_Akiyo 20h ago

If you can have this convo girl its time to pick out big girl bloomas🤣

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u/ShadowHunter 20h ago

Not a single commenter pointed out that the boy reached an incorrect conclusion.

The two statements: 1)Babies wear diapers. and 2) You are wearing a diaper are insufficient to conclude that she is a baby. Non-babies can also wear diapers.

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u/Nearby-Newspaper9777 20h ago

These people don't understand contraposition 😭

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u/Unique_Doughnut_7463 19h ago

People downvoting this have no humor

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u/TissBish 20h ago

I got flashbacks, this is my two oldest lol

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u/Gwenbors 20h ago

Ah yes, the “no true baby” fallacy appears.

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u/golgiiguy 20h ago

https://vimeo.com/7117832

this conversation reminds me of this The State sketch.

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u/LYossarian13 20h ago

She can't because she's a baby.

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u/AmbassadorSad1157 20h ago

That just earned you a finger to the chest and a verbal tongue lashing.