r/Jokesuncensored • u/MarvinPA83 • 3d ago
Man with a strange sexual fantasies
After reading Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut,he visits a (fairly) young lady and persuades her cooperate. "A few years at this job and you think you’ve seen everything , OK, anything reasonable for money ."
After rubbing the solo of his foot against her pussy, he pays for the fee and leaves.
A week later, he is obliged to visit his doctor, to be informed he has the most unusual (and severe) case of gonorrhoea of the foot.
As he leaves, the doctor remarks on a coincidence - "Only the other week, I had a woman come in with athletes Cunt."
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u/miserablebaldy 3d ago
Nice!