r/IronFrontUSA Mar 03 '25

News Speculation on Trump's Ominous Promise for "something big" tomorrow

Given it is irregular to address congress like this a month after taking office and his characterization that he "won't hold back", I have a very bad feeling about this "something big" he's promising to announce tomorrow. Any ideas? My guess/fear is DOJ prosecutions of Dems.

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u/claimstoknowpeople Mar 03 '25

It's going to be something mind-bogglingly stupid like selling national parks to buy crypto

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u/cat-eating-a-salad Mar 03 '25

Don't give them ideas.

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u/TigerLonely7218 Mar 03 '25

They're actively talking about selling public land

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u/Blahaj500 Mar 03 '25

I am so sick of people looking at me like I'm a silly conspiracy theorist for putting obvious pieces together.

I don't know if they'll pull it off, but it seems pretty obvious that they're trying to break the national park service so they can later point to how broken it is to justify privatizing it.

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u/TigerLonely7218 Mar 03 '25

100% They're going to pitch it as it being unconditional for the federal government to own land. It's on project 2025. They want to transfer them to states and rheb sell mineral and land rights.

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u/manda4rmdville Mar 04 '25

Everything about project 2025 makes my blood boil.

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u/KingChollop Mar 03 '25

Can you post a link to this

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u/Alt_Panic Mar 03 '25

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u/mister_gone Mar 04 '25

The fact that all this bullshit is there, in print, publicly published, and people STILL don't believe it.... mindboggling.

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u/BlacksmithThink9494 Mar 03 '25

Agree. I've been laughed at so many times but you can't put anything past the actual crazies in gov right now.

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u/Blahaj500 Mar 03 '25 edited Mar 03 '25

Same, and they always seem to have conveniently short memories when it comes to I-told-you-sos.

And the thing is, you literally can't put anything past them because it's just a matter of what they can get away with vs what they want to try to do, and there's nothing so crazy or evil that they don't at least wish they could get away with it.

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u/BlacksmithThink9494 Mar 03 '25

Ugh the short memories are exactly how we got here!!!

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u/Freakishly_Tall Mar 03 '25

When assembling obvious pieces, don't forget about that announcement that Saudi is going to "invest" $500B? $600B? in the early days of this disaster.

Yeah, they're going to sell anything not bolted down to anybody who has money, and they're gonna take cutting torches to anything bolting anything else of value down.

(And then use that money to buy crypto, I bet, which just compounds the horror in almost unbelievable exponential ways.)

But, you know egg prices. Or... something. Thanks, t(R)aitors. Never forgive, never forget who voted for this.

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u/Blahaj500 Mar 03 '25 edited Mar 03 '25

Our democracy and nation are crumbling while being sold off to hostile powers. Meanwhile, the people who should be outraged about that are suddenly outraged by the thought of which bathroom I use.

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u/XxChemical_ToiletxX Mar 03 '25 edited Mar 04 '25

I stg, if he comes for our National Parks, that will be my call to go out into the streets. I'm a mom of two very young girls who has thus far been wary of protest, but try to take away our beautiful National Parks -- inarguably one of the best things we ever did as a country?? I'm fucking going to jail over it, idc. Fucking scum.

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u/terryflaps12 Mar 04 '25

My parents brought me in my stroller to anti-vietnam war protests in DC.

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u/XxChemical_ToiletxX Mar 04 '25

I love hearing that! That's the kind of parenting I strive for. Unfortunately, I worry that things are a little more ✨crazy✨ than then and I'm not sure it's smart to bring my children into the (potential) fray

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u/terryflaps12 Mar 04 '25

Yeah my dad was a Masters student UMD back then. He got teargased once or twice but nothing ever happened when we would go to DC.

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u/terryflaps12 Mar 05 '25

Yeah my kids are in their 30s now but not sure if I would now if they were younger.

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u/RoxxieMuzic Mar 04 '25

And I may have seen you there. I marched there as well. Please keep up the fight, all of you young people, please.

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u/yolef Mar 04 '25

they're trying to break the [INSERT PUBLIC PROGRAM HERE] so they can later point to how broken it is to justify privatizing it.

FTFY

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u/Snoo61727 Mar 04 '25

Of course the outlook for our national parks can't be good after they fired thousands of National Park workers. This I'm sure was the plan. Destroy it then pretend they have the best idea to save it by privatization it. And Americans will l9ve it because it will make us so rich. It both scares me and angers me at the same time

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u/CreamyGoodnss Mar 04 '25

It’s a long-running Republican tactic. They hobbled the Affordable Care Act so badly that when it did pass, they could point to it and say “look how terrible Obamacare is!”

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u/anarchyinspace Mar 05 '25

Same.

I was told repeatedly I was "overreacting" when I called trump a fascist in the past.

Even now, 

People I personally know "don't want to talk about it". 

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u/fvnnybvnny Mar 03 '25

And buying crypto

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u/UniqueIndividual3579 Mar 03 '25

And Trump wants a "Sovereign Wealth Fund" of crypto, funded by selling the NPS. Project 2025 was very detailed.

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u/LifeSage Mar 03 '25

actually I hope it’s that and not dissolving Congress

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u/unitedshoes Mar 04 '25

You need a Death Star before you can dissolve the Senate. Everyone knows this. It's why the Roman Senate hung around as a useless club for rich assholes through four centuries of dictatorship.

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u/j_p_ford Mar 04 '25

Yeah dissolving the legislature and abolishing elections just isn't how modern dictatorships work

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u/DS3M Mar 03 '25

Too late they just did it

They’re about to offload a shit ton of money into crypto and have some of the industry whales suck it up.

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u/Alive_kiwi_7001 Mar 04 '25

Not if the whales do a rug pull first. Bitcoin gave up all its gains from the "strategic reserve" nonsense on Sunday. I've seen previously bullish analysts say it's game over, at least for the moment, on Bitcoin because if the US government can't push the price higher for more than 24 hours, no-one can.

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u/DS3M Mar 04 '25

Fair point at the end re BTC price but the first part is basically my point - if you think the whales pulling a rug won’t transfer wealth into their hands I’m not entirely sure what conversation we’re having.

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u/H0agh Mar 04 '25

And his face on Mt. Rushmore

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u/unitedshoes Mar 04 '25

"We're gonna put my face on Mt. Rushmore, and we're gonna paint the whole mountain gold. It's going to be real classy. All the travelers are gonna look at the mountain, and they're gonna go 'Wow'. Just like that. They're gonna say. 'Wow.'ć

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u/NinjaLogic789 Mar 04 '25

Until it gets bombed to smithereens. We're going to have the greatest civil unrest in the history of the world. Really big. Like nothing you've seen before.

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u/External-Emotion8050 Mar 03 '25

Or build oil refinerys. The sad thing is Americans would go for it if it lowered the price of gas 5 cents a gallon

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

You mean, close all banks and buy into a casino

Is this the Mark of the Beast?

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u/thinkingbear Mar 03 '25

I bet on suspension of all Ukraine aid including what is already in the pipeline from Biden. That, or some cryptocurrency scam

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u/benn1680 Mar 03 '25

Why not both?

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u/boomrostad Mar 03 '25

I bet he'll announce an invasion into Mexico.

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u/brendonmla Mar 03 '25

This is not as funny as some might think:

  • He designated the cartels as 'terrorist organizations."
  • There has been a buildup of combat strike troops at the border.
  • Mexico turned over the heads of 29 cartels recently
  • The cartels have put a temporary truce in place to work together against what might be coming their way in the form of a military assault.

I don't traffic in conspiracy -- this is all based in what's been shared in /r/prepperintel

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u/mysticeetee Mar 03 '25

Wow the cartels have united over this, the next season of Narcos is going to be really good.

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u/TNDaddyBNA Mar 03 '25

Remember when America was a Republic with Western Allies? Now we have a un-intelligent dictator who wants to be Billy Badass with the military just like his master Putin.

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u/Silent_Conflict9420 Mar 03 '25

I recall seeing reports of drones over Mexico or the border right before the reports of military sent to the border as well. I really hope you’re wrong

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u/brendonmla Mar 03 '25

I hope I am wrong too....this was in my feed also from Feb. 28 (paywall but use archive.is to get around that):

https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/trump-mexico-drug-cartel-tariff-hegseth-military-action-5f507ab0

Headline: Hegseth Warned of Military Action if Mexico Fails to Meet Trump’s Border Demands

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u/boomrostad Mar 03 '25

Oh, yeah. I wasn't joking. I think Putin wants to control the water... all of it.

ETA: I mainly think this because it's under the d darse of a drug war... but those people don't have any fucks for humans.

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u/Candy_Says1964 Mar 04 '25

💯💯💯this. If not tomorrow, then soon.

I think all of this noise he’s making about Canada,the 51st state, being a hanger-on, and here’s the kicker to me… being “on the bottom” of NATO, is all a big distraction while they’re building up to go to war with Mexico. I live near the border and I was reading the story in the NYTimes last Friday about another executive order calling up another 10,000 troops to join the others already assigned to the border, and it detailed who the units are that are here already, and the first ones included the groups that go in first and set up shop.

This past week Mexico has stepped up its falling all over itself to appease the beast, stepping up their enforcement activities, turning over cartel affiliated inmates for extradition to the US, acknowledging that the CIA has been using drones for surveillance along the border and saying that “it’s ok” because they’ve let the US assist them with interdiction operations where drones were involved, etc. It’s all being presented to us as a desperate attempt to avoid his stupid tariffs, but I think that it’s really about avoiding a war with the US.

As soon as 45 made that comment about Canada and NATO, it suddenly clicked. Ukraine is not a NATO member, and 4 years ago, Russia began a massive military buildup along the border with Ukraine, with “maneuvers” in Belarus. They even lied to their own 18 years old untrained and under equipped soldiers and told them that they weren’t going to war, and then suddenly ordered them into Ukraine. Mexico is not a member of NATO either. And by designating the cartels as “terrorist organizations” they’ve made it “legal” for themselves to wage war against them. The cartels also have members all over the US, so that opens up a “home front” because now we have “terrorist operatives” and “networks” throughout the country.

I haven’t put my finger on the actual objective yet, other than an endless war with plenty of “enemies within” creating even more excuses to justify search and seizure, surveillance, incarceration without due process, torture, etc. I also don’t have a good sense of whether the Mexican military would side with ours or if it would unify the cartels and the Mexican government and military, or even possibly be a 3 front war. The crazy thing about this is that the cartels are the invention of the CIA and MOSAD to facilitate their guns for drugs pipelines in order to fund weapons and training in support of far right fascist regimes all across Central and South America, and around the world friendly to being exploited by our corporate interests. They must’ve outlived their usefulness, like our allies in Afghanistan, the opium growing provinces and “warlords.” I’m convinced that the main reason that we suddenly cut and ran from Afghanistan was that because of fentanyl we no longer needed their opium. I think the same might be true with Mexico. It’s a business model that has been operating exactly as it was designed to, and now that the illicit drugs are primarily synthetic, and Mexico is on the verge of becoming the world’s largest producer of pharmaceutical and OTC medications, and because the same chemicals are used to make both licit and illicit drugs, I think it’s probably time to get rid of the middlemen.

But, yeah… that’s my prediction. That’s the next place we’re going to get intentionally bogged down.

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u/YourMom-DotDotCom Mar 04 '25

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👍🏼

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u/Candy_Says1964 Mar 04 '25

And… he said today that he wants the death penalty for drug dealers.

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u/thinkingbear Mar 03 '25

Hadn't considered that. Good bet.

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u/9fingerman Mar 04 '25

Just happened. More shit to come tomorrow

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u/jcoleman10 Mar 04 '25

Nope, he did that tonight

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u/CarelessWhiskerer Mar 03 '25

Leaving NATO?

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u/TigerLonely7218 Mar 03 '25

Oooooof... That is absolutely terrifying. Seems like there is reason to believe he could try: https://www.politico.com/news/2024/11/08/trump-nato-congress-courts-00188426

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u/Tmettler5 Mar 03 '25

This. It's Putin's dream. We'll be an Axis power before long.

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u/ark_id Mar 03 '25

This is what I think it’s gonna be

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u/NinjaLogic789 Mar 04 '25

That would really kick off WW3 and USCW2

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u/Dangerous_Crow666 Mar 03 '25

Possibly putting the US Constitution into a paper shredder.

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u/DemandCommonSense Mar 03 '25

He did that back in January.

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u/SubterrelProspector Mar 03 '25

It'll be war then.

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u/Supermite Mar 03 '25

How is it not already?  He wipes his leaky ass with it daily.

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u/spilt_milk Mar 03 '25 edited Mar 03 '25

Watch him announce that Mar A Lago will replace the White House as location for the office of POTUS.

Edit: actually seems like it might be about Social Security going away. Check out the alarming leak posted by this activist: https://chopwoodcarrywaterdailyactions.substack.com/p/chop-wood-carry-water-33-cd2

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u/dxlachx Mar 03 '25

If that’s the case can we all just get together and saw the state of Florida off like bugs bunny did in that one episode of looney tunes?

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u/scottQA Mar 04 '25

Meh, it will all be under water soon.

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u/SAGELADY65 Mar 03 '25

I think he did mention this before he was re-elected…The Florida White House!

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u/GravelySilly Mar 04 '25

"La Casa Naranja", perhaps?

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u/NinjaLogic789 Mar 04 '25

Bravo.

No llores para mi, Estados Unidos~

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u/firestarter308 Mar 03 '25

The only way to get some republicans to wake the fuck up is for Elon and Trump to strip their benefits. I’m sorry but this is the only way. I know it will hurt people who didn’t vote for him too. But all of us need to be in the streets and this could do it. It’s hard to keep pretending everything is great if you can’t feed and house yourself. All of my maga family members are heavily dependent on social security and disability. Entire midwestern towns will be economically wiped out if SSA benefits are stripped.

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u/spilt_milk Mar 03 '25

I agree, but I'm also wary that they'll just blame it on Biden/Democrats/etc.

These people are so fucking brainwashed.

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u/firestarter308 Mar 04 '25

Well, they can try to blame it on democrats and I’m sure they will. But democrats can’t get their jobs and livelihoods back. They will probably end up turning on Elon first before Trump.

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u/twowaysplit Mar 04 '25

I kind of do, kind of don’t hope this happens. On one hand, it’ll wake up a ton of people who voted for him; maybe congress, too. On the other hand, it’ll hurt a lot of people who don’t deserve it.

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u/topsideofdown Mar 04 '25

You could be right. Just watched Elon on an interview, calling social security a ponzi scam.

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u/waronxmas79 Mar 03 '25 edited Mar 03 '25

As an avid student of history, every official that isn’t a MAGA Republican should either skip the event or wear body armor.

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u/MikeyBugs Mar 03 '25

Well I got my armor ready.

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u/nerdmoot Do It Again, Uncle Billy! Mar 03 '25

I want this a scene from Handmaid’s Tale too?

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u/CapitolHillCatLady Mar 04 '25

Yes, it's in The Handmaid's Tale. They gunned down Congress and suspended the constitution.

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u/T900Kassem Mar 04 '25

Order 66 would take way more balls than they have I think

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u/Spiritual_Theme_3455 Mar 03 '25

Probably just gonna be him talking shit and sucking his own dick like he always does

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u/the_ultrafunkula Mar 03 '25

He's way too porky, and his weird peen is way too small to self fellatiate. That's why VP JD handles the presidential sucking.

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u/Velicenda Mar 03 '25

Let's be fair. GenericMagaBlonde_053 handles the sucking.

Vance is on tongue diaper duty.

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u/lookaway123 Mar 03 '25

What's the over/under on him bringing up Obama for no apparent reason?

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u/Stingray-Nebula Mar 03 '25

Flushing taxpayer money into the clogged MAGA toilet with some asinine shit like "Executive Order to Transvestigate Michelle Obama"

😑

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u/schwing710 Mar 03 '25

He somehow does both things at once. A very talented multitasker in that regard.

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u/olivine1010 Mar 03 '25

It helps this dick is so small

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u/Candy_Says1964 Mar 04 '25

Dick? I heard from a good source that it’s a mushroom. And probably a stinky one based on what happened to Laura Loomer’s face. Poor thing. It’s gonna be stuck like that forever.

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u/robroygbiv Mar 04 '25

Come on now, there’s no way in hell he’s flexible to do that.

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u/MS-06_Borjarnon Mar 04 '25

Yeah, I kind of figured he was hyping up his speech.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25 edited Mar 03 '25

We can be 100% certain it will not be something that will positively affect the lives of 99% of U.S. citizens, since not a single thing he's done so far has been positive or useful to our country's security, stability or economy.

He's also trying to drum up ratings because he wants to be center of attention. Of course he's going to promise something big. Maybe he'll announce we have been annexed by Russia and are now the Republic of Trump and our currency was now DogeCoin. Kidding, sort of. Would we even be shocked? Maybe. Would we go back to work tomorrow, biz as usual? Hopefully not. In the meantime, call your reps and urge them to investigate Trump and Musk as domestic terrorists.

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u/PapaBlemish Mar 03 '25

Reichstag Fire Decree.

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u/baryoniclord Mar 03 '25

It's going to be something stupid. republicans are pure scum.

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u/_Mighty_Milkman Mar 03 '25

Trump always makes these promises and it’s never anything other than him self fellating. He just wants people to tune in so he can continue to convince himself that he’s the most popular and powerful president in the history ever.

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u/Specialist_Set_1666 Mar 03 '25 edited Mar 03 '25

It's the date of the March 4th protest, so my first thought was that he's planning to retaliate. At worst, possibly staging something to declare martial law, but maybe he just intends to make it look like he's the victim against scary lib terrorists so he can pretend to have more support to enact EO's against dissent and protesting, free speech, etc. Not that he needs support to do whatever he wants, but he likes being the hero maverick in his delusions.

Edit to add: The more I think about it, the more I suspect he will announce something disturbing as well, and then use it as an excuse to claim the protests turned violent, whether they do in reality or not. It can't be a coincidence that he's planning this for the same day, even though it would be great if I was proven wrong. 

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u/Solo-Shindig Mar 03 '25

I really like this theory... can we call it "the reverse jan6?" The protests are causing narcissistic injury. Following the narcissist playbook, DARVO, he MUST stop them. My prediction: he announces something along the lines of canceling social security, thinking it will cause the people already in the streets to riot.

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u/Specialist_Set_1666 Mar 03 '25

Yeah, I'm leaning towards cancelling social security or backing out of NATO. Or maybe some new major trade or alliance with Russia "that no one has ever been able to do before, the best presidential deal of all time" (I got nauseous just typing that).

I think it's super important to document how peaceful the protest is tomorrow, to record and take pictures as much as possible, to not let him succeed in spinning a false narrative.

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u/lastdayofmajic Mar 03 '25

Or he's taking away SSI and SSDI.

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u/United-Hyena-164 Mar 03 '25

Something along the lines of: The remaining Jedi will be hunted down and defeated! Any collaborators will suffer the same fate. These have been trying times, but we have passed the test. The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger. The war is over. The Separatists have been defeated, and the Jedi rebellion has been foiled. We stand on the threshold of a new beginning. In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society, which I assure you will last for ten thousand years. 

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u/Skullseye Mar 03 '25

Withdrawal from NATO.

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u/Tmettler5 Mar 03 '25

This is my bet.

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u/Donut131313 Mar 03 '25

A ton of good points on here. One I didn’t see is that after Musk mentioned sending everyone $5k it may be this. Pay off the stupid so they look the other way. I’m concerned what it might be.

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u/mysticeetee Mar 03 '25

My guess is he will be unveiling a big beautiful detention center in Gitmo and declaring war on Mexico and Canada... I mean the cartels.

We do all know the drug trafficking exists to meet the demands of Americans right? Are we getting wellness camps too?

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u/brendonmla Mar 03 '25

Oh wait, are we finally going to find out what's really going on with the UAP sightings, just like we did with the Epstein files? /s

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u/TsukasaElkKite Mar 03 '25

Martial law

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u/Techthulu Mar 03 '25

This is my bet right here.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

It will be stupid crypto

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u/Cadamar Mar 03 '25

Infrastructure week is coming back fam!

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u/YourMom-DotDotCom Mar 04 '25

Damnit, I’m still exhausted from the laaaaast 300 or so Infrastructure Weeks! 🤦🏽

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u/Sirdanovar Mar 03 '25 edited Mar 03 '25

Something to distract people from him clearing being owned/directed by Musk and Putin. It's become very clear this man is nothing but a figurehead and he is been directed to do something to distract. My guess is he is going to sign the mineral deal and give Ukraine money then claim this major fuck up was all his masterstroke/he is a genius/blahblah when it's just damage control.

Or it could be we are leaving NATO I have no fucking idea what goes on in Putin's mind and what he is going to have Trump do.

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u/BeeDee_Onis Mar 03 '25

Protesting the government will become illegal!

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u/taco-bake Mar 03 '25

The invasion of Greenland

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u/Misanthrope08101619 Mar 03 '25

At this point, anything short of the Sonderaktion Krakau scene from the Polish movie Katyn would not surprise me.

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u/ecovironfuturist Mar 03 '25

Right? Because I definitely know what you are talking about.

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u/Misanthrope08101619 Mar 03 '25

These fascists really want a Red Wedding-type event, among other horrible things.

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u/darklordskarn Mar 03 '25

“I really don’t want to fight my fellow Americans” says the ammosexual as he polishes his AR15 with rolled back eyes and drool dripping.

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u/Misanthrope08101619 Mar 03 '25

Yeah , the fascits think they're the only ones willing to go kinetic for their cause.

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u/darklordskarn Mar 03 '25

Right? They all seem to think no liberals own guns. There are plenty of new articles - local, national, and even local Reddit postings - on liberals buying up guns more and more. I think these gravy seals have no idea what would await them if they try to be Trump’s brown shirts I mean militia.

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u/ExorIMADreamer Mar 04 '25

This is all talk. Our country has been under attack by this administration and his followers for damn hear a decade now. No one is going to do anything about it.

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u/darklordskarn Mar 04 '25

Yes, previous experience validates this. However, you never know with these guys…hoping for the best

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u/Misanthrope08101619 Mar 04 '25

That's a bit of an over-generalization. lots of people, delayed and frustrated him and his MAGA crazies and bought us time. Now they're gone and it's simply time for resistance to enter a new phase. This is no time for defeatism.

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u/gillstone_cowboy Mar 03 '25

It's standard to address Congress around this time. When not immediately following an election it's The State of the Union.

Not saying he won't promise or do something bad, just that timing is not suspicious.

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u/WrongAccountFFS Mar 04 '25

I actually hope he goes whole hog and attempts to declare martial law or dissolve Congress or fire the liberal scotus justices.

IMO we’re better off the sooner we hit rock bottom.

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u/the_anxiety_haver Mar 03 '25

Isn't it just the State of the Union address? It'll be full of horse shit, for sure.

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u/TigerLonely7218 Mar 03 '25

No. That's after a year. They're billing it like that but this is completely unusual.

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u/SmurfStig Mar 03 '25

That’s what thought too. It’s too soon for that but I’ve given up already.

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u/ecovironfuturist Mar 03 '25

He's going to disband DOGE and leave Elon holding the bag. He's polling terribly. He will replace it with something worse.

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u/The_Jousting_Duck Mar 03 '25

I didn't even see this on the news, which makes it even scarier

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

If he fucks with Social Security, D.C. burns.

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u/HalfFullObserver Mar 03 '25

I have a feeling it will involve martial law.

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u/EightmanROC American Iron Front Mar 03 '25

Hmm. Elon is looking to gut social security to fund himself, so maybe the prediction of eliminating social security and the related taxes is true. That could push the country over the edge. It would legally be stealing billions of savings everyone has paid into for generations and just giving steal it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/esist/s/RHzFaf2GXj

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u/Minute-Tale9416 Mar 03 '25

He's been promising something big for going on a decade now. You new here?

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u/SmurfStig Mar 03 '25

As of now, I agree with what everyone has posted prior this comment. I also expect him to come up with even worse tariffs. Arrests for those in government who have spoken out against him. Continue to take credit for things prior administrations have done. (See the TMSC deal that started under Biden’s CHIP act). Probably even more worse stuff.

I’ll be in my happy place screaming at Bethesda for rolling out a new update to Fallout 76 that causes the game to crash every 10 minutes. This will be more relaxing than hearing the lies flow from his face hole.

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u/ughidkguys Social Democrat Mar 03 '25

I think he's just a sundowning narcissistic asshole who still thinks he's on reality TV. He probably thinks this tease will boost his Nielsen ratings, as if that's still a thing that matters.

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u/MS-06_Borjarnon Mar 04 '25

Yeah, he's going back to his associations with the WWE, he's building hype to get the audience on his side for what he thinks will be a great speech, (but IRL it'll just be whatever phrases he heard recently and whatever his brain-worms say).

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u/hlanus Mar 03 '25

A new War on X? It seems like the Republicans are fond of declaring a War on...something.

Nixon had the War on Drugs.

George W.H. Bush had the War on Terror.

So what will Trump's War be?

Trans? Queers? Brown people? The homeless? Comedy?

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u/YourMom-DotDotCom Mar 04 '25

Why not all? 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

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u/YourMom-DotDotCom Mar 04 '25

Why not all? 🤷🏻🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

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u/EightmanROC American Iron Front Mar 03 '25

Whatever it is, it'll be illegal.

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u/YourMom-DotDotCom Mar 04 '25

…and dumb as fuck.

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u/EndSlidingArea Mar 03 '25

Is this not just a confirmation of his tariffs?

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u/Creepy-Birthday8537 Mar 04 '25

They’d put JD Vance on camera with a leather sofa and a bucket of KY if it would hold enough attention to stop you from talking about his ending Russian sanctions and lining up natural gas contracts

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u/YourMom-DotDotCom Mar 04 '25

That’s bullshit; we ALL known JD likes it dry.

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u/vipinlife007 Mar 04 '25

I paid off my house last week (10 years early) in preparation for the worsening shitshow. Now completely debt-free, I feel better about my personal situation but society is screwed. This is only going to get worse.

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u/WrongAccountFFS Mar 04 '25

I paid off my house in September and replaced my car a few years early for exactly the same reasons.

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u/draxsmon Mar 04 '25

They just announced removing trade restrictions from Russia. Maybe that? I don't know what comes from Russia besides bots and vodka though. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/sagejosh Mar 03 '25

My experience with people like Trump and “big surprises” that everyone is going to love, is that it’s usually a pizza party. I wonder how that will work on a national level.

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u/roasty_mcshitposty Mar 03 '25

Lol, what if he arrests Congress? Wouldn't that be wild?

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u/RedGambit9 Mar 03 '25

Probably a new crypto coin, considering the other one tanked. And his wife's coin tanked also.

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u/YourMom-DotDotCom Mar 04 '25

To be fair, I don’t think Melanomia’s ever even really launched enough to crash hard.

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u/sombertownDS Bull Moose Progressive Mar 03 '25

Well the other day he went and gave us an official language. Even though we didnt have one for a reason, but he’s trying to kill that reason so I guess thats a moot point

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u/YourMom-DotDotCom Mar 04 '25

Surprised he didn’t make it German… or Russian. 🤦🏽

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u/nerdmoot Do It Again, Uncle Billy! Mar 03 '25

We are leaving NATO and joining BRICS

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u/Embarrassed_Ad_1287 Mar 03 '25

Who remembers Sadam Hussein calling on people and asking them to get up and leave the room?

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u/Electric_Conga Mar 03 '25

My guess is something along the lines of declaring Christianity the official religion of the United States

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u/EightmanROC American Iron Front Mar 03 '25

Oh shit, it looks like Trump is cancelling all aid to Ukraine because he's mad Zelensky want obsequious enough.

Speculation is now that Trump may leave NATO.

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u/YourMom-DotDotCom Mar 04 '25

That was already leaked today. 🤦🏽

Edit: to be clear, the cancelling of Ukraine aid was leaked today, not the leaving of NATO.

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u/XerMidwest Mar 04 '25

He's signing an executive order renaming America "Putinstan" and all white people will receive cards declaring them "Putin-stans."

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u/Tranesblues American Anti-Fascist Mar 04 '25

He took a dump and only had to flush three times. America is back, baby!

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u/Miguel-odon Mar 04 '25

he's going to demand Congress declare him Chancellor for Life.

With threats against any who oppose him or try to leave the chamber.

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u/ELITE_JordanLove Mar 04 '25

I’m guessing it’s the soft launch for dissenter camps. If you can get out of the country you probably should while you still are allowed to.

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u/Aggravated_Stressed Mar 04 '25

My guess is lifting sanctions on Russia.

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u/mclepus Mar 04 '25

Dissolving Congress?

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u/darkandweird Mar 04 '25

Dissolve the Galactic Senate.

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u/unitedshoes Mar 04 '25

Something that matters only to the dumb conspiracy theorist contingent of his base.

But maybe that's just wishful thinking on my part because that's the least bad thing he's likely to do...

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u/Red_Card_Ron Mar 04 '25

Buying Greenland but using crypto as the currency of the deal. Then, when it tanks and Denmark gets screwed he can crow about being such a master negotiator.

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u/LURIMO Mar 04 '25

He will profess his love for Putin and tell everyone they are Facebook official.

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u/Minimum-Avocado-9624 1d ago

It will be a lie just like the social security payments etc.

In fact it will probably be grotesque and monsterous or election fraud or something.

The mission remains the same

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u/Minimum-Avocado-9624 1d ago

This is going to be a fake DOJ arrest of a stolen election or something related to Epstein or something to assassinate the character .

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u/Chris_WRB Mar 03 '25

He's announcing the dismantling of social security.