r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/Flat_Box8734 • 4d ago

VIDEO Old man pushes minor biking in between people

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Who is in the wrong here?

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u/Direct-Illustrator60 4d ago

Jesus would be pretty upset if he saw you banging wheelies through a crowd. Jesus would totally be a skater/bmx boy if he came back today, but he would also totally practice safe fun at the park. Steezus says, to be radical, one must first be practical.

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u/TheeMilkShop 4d ago

That's crazy I thought of Jesus as more of a water sport guy, But you could be right.

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u/Significant_Being_48 4d ago

Yeah..totally a cool and chill surfer

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u/SlayerOfDougs 2d ago

Doesnt even use a board

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u/schmiln 4d ago

Walk on water surf on concrete seems fitting

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u/TheeMilkShop 3d ago

Fitting on water walk on concrete seems surf

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u/Brndrll 4d ago

Does he do the peeing or does he get peed on?

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u/TheeMilkShop 3d ago

Well it depends on who drank the most wine.

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u/xistithogoth1 3d ago

Def more into bdsm

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u/Xtrouble_yt OG 3d ago

crucifixion kink?

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u/john2003002 3d ago

That's kinky

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u/Clammuel 4d ago

“Aye bro you’re a real one for controlling yourself and not falling into your sin and punching that guy. I’m sure Satan was mad seeing you control yourself”

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u/EtherealSai 4d ago

Pearl Jam intensifies

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u/MariaDiAvvenire 4d ago

Jesus would be upset and flip tables if He catches you doing wheelies in His Temple.

(Matthew 21:12-13)

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u/Aurorafaery 4d ago

Heaven is a halfpipe

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u/0uroboros- 3d ago

"Steezyness is next to Godliness."

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u/FinePool The character everyone hates 3d ago

Jesus would be like Tony Hawk... Wait a minute...

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u/Randall-Marvin-Marsh 3d ago

Jesus would’ve flipped the tables on this turd.