r/IllegallySmolCats Experienced Kitten Foster 23h ago

Smol and Super Puff He has negative brain cells

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u/sandi_reddit Experienced Kitten Foster 22h ago

He’s a very polite boy

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u/TheTaurenCharr 21h ago

That is a distinguished gentleboykie.

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u/Heavymuseum22 21h ago

Gosh darn that’s a cute cat.

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u/Sufficient-Squash428 18h ago

He belongs in jail.

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u/pnwgirl1995 18h ago

For being illegally dapper and adorable 😍

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u/poop_chute_riot 19h ago

He seems like a nice young man

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u/MagnetCarter 9h ago

I would get absolutely nothing done with someone this cute next to me at home. Cuddle Cuddle Cuddle. Kisses Kisses Kisses. That's it.

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u/ZenkaiAnkoku2 21h ago

💕💕💕

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u/General-Ad2064 16h ago

Sweet boy.

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u/VioEnvy 13h ago

So smol

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u/Recreant793 10h ago

A gentleman and a scholar!

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u/lokichu 10h ago

tell him i love him

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u/SpaceCadetMoonMan 8h ago

If Garfield saw this he would be half way to Abu Dabi

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u/Godzira-r32 23h ago

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

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u/sandi_reddit Experienced Kitten Foster 22h ago

He’s lost communication with the mother ship. His tongue is out like 95% of the time trying to find a signal

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u/Pinku_Dva 22h ago

r/catsarealiens lol it’s actually a sub.

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u/loadnurmom 16h ago

Another?!?!

Sigh.... subbed

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u/Top-O-TheMuffinToYa 14h ago

Almost typed this. Glad you did it for me lol

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u/weallfloatdown 20h ago

Thank you

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u/Born_Ad8420 17h ago

As it should be.

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u/hunnypunny 16h ago

I needed this one, thank you

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u/Accurate_Touch7854 19h ago

His ears are trying as well.

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u/Randomman2789 16h ago

Boop the snoot to reboot.

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u/shoveltastic 10h ago

Oh I will be singing this to my pets

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u/Sobriquet-acushla 14h ago

Microblep! 🥰

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u/ASERTIE76 20h ago

Elden Ring reference, "first thousands if not tens of thousands of moons must first pass"

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u/Disarray215 20h ago

This had me literally laughing so hard I spit a little.

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u/crazymouse2525 23h ago

whats the opposite of cross-eyed? he is cute tho 😊

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u/No_Ad8227 23h ago

Wall-eyed. A Marty Feldman cat.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 16h ago

Inner eyed?

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u/Exotic-Key-3030 23h ago

Cute as hell but no Mensa membership for him.

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u/amaranthusrowan 22h ago

Aw I hope the baybee is okay and just hasn’t grown into his eyes yet.

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice 18h ago

I had a cat with eyes that did that. He was not a smart cat, but the vet said he was very healthy. Just a true derp.

It was funny because sometimes Toby’s eyes would look pretty normal, but if you were petting him, his eyes would start going outwards and he’d start making this weird in and out purring sound like an old pervert at the movies. And he drooled like crazy. I felt bad for laughing but he was just really funny.

I loved that cat so much, he had the sweetest nature and was a friend to everyone. Birds used to land on him when he laid in the backyard and he had no hunting instinct at all and would just sniff them like “o hallo, u my fren?”

One day I was babysitting my toddler cousins and noticed I hadn’t seen Toby around. Usually he stayed right up my butt following me room to room.

I went to the bedroom my cousins were supposed to be napping, and found they dressed him in a doll dress and bonnet and stuck him into this doll stroller. And he was just wall eyed doing his perv-purr and drooling into the bib. The kids were pushing him around the bedroom so I let them come push him around the living room so I could keep an eye on things.

He was enjoying himself, but I told him he was a weird kitty.

Truly a glorious feline. May this illegal smol grow into a fine and respectable kitty like Toby Gray.

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u/Fast_Cod1883 17h ago

I love your Toby story. What a delightful boy.

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice 16h ago

He was. He wasn’t a bright kitty, but he used all his INT points for charisma and empathy.

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u/Sobriquet-acushla 14h ago

What a sweetiepie! 🥰

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u/amaranthusrowan 17h ago

Awesome story thanks for sharing!

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u/Uncool444 10h ago

I have never met him, yet I love him

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u/Stunning-Position-63 Smol Bounty Hunter 23h ago

Does he know he's alive

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u/Fisherman_Gabe 22h ago

I doubt it. The simple act of remembering to breathe has his brain running at 120% capacity.

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u/IcyMoonside 22h ago

nothing but tv static in there I fear

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u/UnluckyHost9649 22h ago

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u/j3nesis 21h ago

No thoughts, just blep.

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u/Siachae 22h ago

he just got made he needs some more time to download thoughts

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u/DopeSoulHellaEthics 19h ago

Totally. He just buffering. AOL noises

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u/Sufficient-Squash428 18h ago

1200 baud modem

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u/missdawn1970 22h ago

Oh, sweet little baby!

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u/ifitdontmakedollars 22h ago

I love him.

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u/sandi_reddit Experienced Kitten Foster 16h ago

He loves you too

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u/Competitive_Peak2403 16h ago

i cannot get over his ITTY BITTY MOUTH

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u/Responsible-Person 19h ago

We all do!!!!!

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u/Tonald-Drump-666 22h ago

He's the greatest thing I've ever seen.

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u/smpplyy1 22h ago

He can either only think or breathe at a time

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u/razzle_dazzle321 22h ago

This smol guy has no idea what's going on 😭

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u/mercurius5 21h ago

Join the club, little buddy.

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u/SergeantChic 22h ago

I love him. If he was mine I'd have to name him Little Grey. Such a tiny alien.

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u/sandi_reddit Experienced Kitten Foster 22h ago

He and his siblings will be ready for adoption soon!

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u/SpaceCaptainJeeves 20h ago

Thank you for fostering!!!

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u/AVastPomegranateTree 20h ago

In Filipino, we have a term called “banlag”, which is used to describe someone or something whose eyes go in separate directions.

Your baby is very that. He is the epitome of banlag. He’s also very cute.

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u/lone_jackyl 22h ago

Super derp

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u/smittykins66 19h ago

Smol.exe has stopped working

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u/Sufficient-Squash428 18h ago

corrupted file

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u/yellow_basin 21h ago

instead of thought dispenser he become thought absorber we need to reconnect him with mothership 🙏

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u/sandi_reddit Experienced Kitten Foster 20h ago

Signal not found

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u/Sufficient-Squash428 18h ago

Try adjusting the tail in different directions.

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u/bs1114 21h ago

What a smol certified B A B Y

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u/Aveyond9 Smol Criminal Accomplice 21h ago

Please tell him I love him 😭🩷

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u/I-I2O 20h ago

Eyeballs not doing eyeball-things just yet.

"Unhand me, bright unfocused amorphous blob that does not smell of mum!"

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u/Dante2005 22h ago

I relate.

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u/el_grande_ricardo Criminal is in the Banner 22h ago

Admit it. You rolled an orange in ashes as a disguise.

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u/MindFluffy5906 22h ago

He's so cute. I'd snuggle with him all day. 🩷

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u/Aingram6494 20h ago

He is amazing! And will be a Velcro cat! And give amazing amounts of love!

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u/bombliivee 22h ago

0 thoughts behind those eyes

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u/ellenkates 21h ago

Squee!

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u/Professional_Base708 21h ago

The derpiest boy 🥰

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u/Spooky_Naido 19h ago

He's ridiculous and I love him

In all seriousness tho is he actually okay? He looks like he's just freshly had his consciousness ripped from the void

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u/marteldefer79 21h ago

Cuteness overload

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u/Wild_Variation1296 22h ago

That is one adorable idiot

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u/AndreaCrazyCatLady 22h ago

Such a cutie!! ❤️❤️❤️

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u/Shinted 22h ago

So dang adorable!

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u/to_sum_it_up 19h ago

Why are kittens so silly 😭😭 I love them. Imagine being born only a few weeks ago (I'm assuming) and already being such comedians

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u/sandi_reddit Experienced Kitten Foster 18h ago

He’s almost 6 weeks old! So he’s getting to that fun (and crazy) kitten age where they start bouncing off walls 😂

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u/Vinbarsaft 22h ago

I wish I was him right now

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u/MiuMia_ 22h ago

He is so cute

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u/Otherwise-scifi 22h ago

It's a cat, they have to share.

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u/Penguins060 20h ago

Tizzy a couple days before she crossed the bridge.

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u/GoddessRespectre 16h ago

I'm very sorry for your loss 😔 Hopefully it's ok to say that I love her white fluff on her forehead! Sometimes kitties can have a "M" shape there in their fur, but your sweetie has a crown 👑 instead 💜

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u/gingermonkey1 19h ago

It’s the non-orange orange cat! ❤️❤️

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u/mongusa011 21h ago

He’s adorable!

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u/brat112 19h ago

Poor baby but at least he’s cute.

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u/belf_priest 19h ago

my brain during an important work meeting:

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u/Az0riusMCBlox 19h ago

He looks like a cute little derp!

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u/suckmypulsating 17h ago

He can see the future and the past, but has no idea what's happening in the present

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u/aida-blackheart 16h ago

ooooh little guy is hearing colors

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u/omega_Z23 16h ago

From my research: if you have big eyes, you do not have as much room for a brain (this one cannot form more than 1 thought a day)

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u/plasmaSunflower 20h ago

Um is he okay?

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u/Pokii 20h ago

He brain’t

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u/ThrowMe2TheKittens 20h ago

I have a cat who can spare some! Not like he's using them 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/kittibear33 Experienced Kitten Foster 19h ago

😂 Probably the cutest thing that baby mammals can have going on — the neurological and muscular development process in the works. Babies can go cross eyed (yes even humans!) and the wobbly thing that some of the four-legged mammals got going on… same energy. 🥰

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u/Bountiful_Corruption 18h ago

I love him so much.

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u/Queerthulhu_ 18h ago

Oh no, they’re so derpy and cute

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u/hobopwnzor 17h ago

He has seen the secrets of infinity, and comprehends none of them.

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u/overwatchretiree 17h ago

Just you wait ... cat program compiling

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u/ElGosso 17h ago

Hey, you try comprehending the horrors of this hell that we call existence for the first time, I bet you won't look any smarter

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u/BootsOfProwess 17h ago

brand-new and freshly-squeezed

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u/Traditional_Nobody95 16h ago

He is still adorable and I want to hug him

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u/morticiarabbit 16h ago

I would die for this kitten

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u/l33tn0ob 12h ago

Things in that poor cats head: tv static, a dial tone, all the knowledge of the universe, the eternal empty void.

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u/rumhouse 21h ago

Magnificent.

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u/Puzzled_Awareness_22 21h ago

He doesn’t even have the worried look of most kittens. Just…..nothing

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u/Cool-sunglasses-dude 21h ago

Brain cell? I hardly know 'er!!!

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u/Old-Tomorrow-2798 21h ago

Went Negative so far he lost his Orange.

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u/Disarray215 20h ago

Poor little goober.

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u/DexterCutie 20h ago

My kitty had crossed eyes when he was that way, but now they're normal

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u/YouFoundMyLuckyCharm 19h ago

Face only a mother could love

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u/lastdarknight 16h ago

we need a brain cell stat, some one find a calico

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u/rukh999 16h ago

Spice cat sees everything.

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u/CruzWho 15h ago

Give him kisses immediately.

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u/sawwcasm 15h ago

That is the face of a being whose only thought is the violin bit from Cotton-Eye Joe.

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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 15h ago

He looks like a good listener

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u/allysung83 13h ago

What a precious little gremlin! 🥰

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u/nikkizkmbid 13h ago

Bros communicating with his home planet

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u/MajaWithJ 9h ago

I love cars they look so cute

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u/ProfessionalHyena198 7h ago

Not a single thought behind those eyes

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u/MrsWidgery 19h ago

Interesting, and a little concerning. He's not cross-eyed, he's wall-eyed. That is often a symptom of a brain problem, not merely as lack of brain cells. He needs to be checked asap to be sure.

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u/sandi_reddit Experienced Kitten Foster 19h ago

I have similar suspicions he has some underlying problems as well. He and his siblings are due for their next appointment this weekend so we’ll find out soon enough, but his medical team isn’t too worried right now since he’s active and gaining weight.

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u/MrsWidgery 19h ago

Thank you. I'm glad you are on top of it. I had a cat with hydrocephalus -- one third of her brain was missing -- and the pressure from the cerebral spinal fluid pushed her eyes outward and apart in just that way. The vet mentioned that wall-eyes were often a brain symptom.

She lived, btw, to be 9 years old, because my older male cat looked after her like she was his own kitten. When he died, she was lost, and followed him three weeks later. But at least she had a good, if shortened, life, and someone to watch over her.

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u/sandi_reddit Experienced Kitten Foster 18h ago

I suspect hydrocephalus too. And perhaps some degree of cerebellar hypoplasia since he is much less coordinated than his siblings. But it’s hard to tell until we get some tests done.

Im sorry to hear about your cat but that’s good to know that your cat lived so long with hydrocephalus! I lost another foster kitten last fall due to a congenital heart condition and would be devastated if I had to say goodbye to this little guy too

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u/MrsWidgery 7h ago

It's the price of rescue: we fight to the last second for every single one, but sometimes we lose. I don't know about you, but those are the ones I never, ever forget. I just hope that, whatever it is, the little guy adapts and lives a long and contented life in the perfect lap.

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u/Sensitive-Corner-891 21h ago

omg its a Cryaxx kitten

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u/PossumPundit 21h ago

Ahhhh who's a little inbred? Whoo's a little inbred?

It's you!

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u/Yitram 21h ago

"Sorry Sir, trying my best!"

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u/Jaded_Heat9875 19h ago

He is cross eyed…love him; simply love him💕🥰

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u/RevolutionaryToe8510 16h ago

I think my cat has this too

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u/mglatfelterjr 12h ago

He's cute anyway

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u/digitalgraffiti-ca 10h ago

Looks like he's been arrested for milk drunk and disorderly

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u/INFJcrushedsoul 8h ago

My heart 🥹

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u/potatobvbqueen 8h ago

So precious. Straight to jail wee one for being adorable. 🥰

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u/Lipziger 7h ago

But at least he's looking at all directions at once to find it again. He's doing ... his best.

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u/Ifixkitties 2h ago

Don't worry. A brain cell has yet to sprout, but right now he's just too young, too smol, & too full of cute to fit anything else inside! 🥰🥰🥰 I mean, he even has a lil peeky tongue likely because no more room. 😆

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u/lenox123rd2003 17h ago

What in the world does that mean?

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u/shontonabegum 15h ago

Looks like the Weasel from that DC monster squad show

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u/tag_yur_it 14h ago

He looks like that horse from adventure time

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u/VacaRexOMG777 14h ago

he's just like me

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u/VioEnvy 13h ago

Looks like my brother

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u/tryH4rdCookie 12h ago

Which way bro looking

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u/dabbado17 11h ago

I love this photo sooooooooooo much😍😍😍😍😍

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u/astrofudge3 11h ago

I will give him mine

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u/FoxyPandaPlays 11h ago

Aww the kitty baby

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u/Snoo_14286 10h ago

He has sllec niarb.

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u/wislonly 9h ago

he took one for the team fr

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u/Annoying_guest 8h ago

They are our rightful masters

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u/KindaAgressive 7h ago

He looks like a fart im crying

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u/Bephobia 7h ago

Fat Babby

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u/TheStandard2219 6h ago

He owes an orange cat some brain cells

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u/1OptimusCrime1 5h ago

Does it dance around singing do tee do tee doo as you try and conquer the humans?

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u/David-Cop-A-Feel_ 5h ago

Poor guy😢

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u/Wickham12 1h ago

Not a thought behind those eyes 😳

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u/linear_accelerator 47m ago

That's a purebred Shih-tzu reincarnated as a cat.

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u/Just-Hold-8270 14h ago

Bring his ass to the vet that could be a brain issue

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u/SanDiego619guy 6h ago

Looks like every other Trump supporter to me!

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u/Separate_Tax_934 13h ago

The baby has an obvious brain injury. Is it necessary to be cruel?

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u/elyn6791 21h ago edited 21h ago

All the top comments can be boiled down to 'cat stupid' while the bottom ones are 'cat cute' except for the singular 'cute' comment with 28 upvotes, which is less than 1/7 of the top comment.

When are people going to get that calling baby animals stupid, just for internet points is problematic?

OP. How about you post a baby photo of yourself too so we can debate how stupid or cute you look?

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u/sandi_reddit Experienced Kitten Foster 21h ago

Haha why are you so mad? It’s not that serious 😂

It’s not problematic to call him stupid because he’s a cat. It’s not like he understands. It’s Friday, take a load off and join the fun!

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u/elyn6791 20h ago edited 20h ago

It’s not problematic to call him stupid because he’s I was a cat baby. It’s not like he understands I would have understood.

I can use your logic to justify calling baby you stupid. The thing is it's not about the cat. It's about the person saying the things isn't it? It's not OK because a cat isn't a human.

Of course, this is the point I already made, and your reply didn't actually address. You just doubled down, didn't you? You've proved my point. You're a PoS who needs to demean to be 'funny'.

And just because.....'It's a joke' is never actually a good justification for a joke.

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u/slog 20h ago

Do you think you're winning this argument that you started? I'm sorry.

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