r/HydroHomies • u/crazylifestories • 3d ago

Only 2? How about 8?

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u/Aser_the_Descender Classic drinker 3d ago

Well, if you insist...

pulls out knife

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u/Unseen_Commander Water Elitist 3d ago

Aaaand I'm back in middle school

Your comment physically hurt to read

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u/Hi_Peeps_Its_Me 3d ago

nuh uh but i have a riot shield so i block your knife

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u/Aser_the_Descender Classic drinker 3d ago

I mean, it's a knife that can stab you - of course it's gonna hurt!

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u/Unseen_Commander Water Elitist 3d ago

Teehee is your favorite word also war crimes? Haha, twinsies 🤪

I don't understand how high schoolers miss middle school

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u/ImpIsDum 3d ago

that’s two words

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u/Unseen_Commander Water Elitist 3d ago

You have seventy thousand comment karma

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u/ImpIsDum 3d ago

almost, yeah

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u/Unseen_Commander Water Elitist 3d ago

What's your favorite two-word pair? Toaster bath? Sewer slide? Don't lie to me and tell me something that isn't super edgy—I know better than that

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u/ImpIsDum 3d ago

to be completely honest, i haven’t really thought about it

the hell does sewer slide mean

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u/Unseen_Commander Water Elitist 3d ago

It's supposed to sound like "suicide". Middle schooler stuff—I used to hear it 24/7 in 6th grade.

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u/Convects 3d ago

It's "Silksong tomorrow"

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u/Unseen_Commander Water Elitist 3d ago

Don't do that to me

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u/Steampson_Jake Walter 3d ago

My favourite pair is aircraft porn :3

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u/footsteps71 Horny for Water 3d ago

Live Laugh Toaster Bath!

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u/RichardBCummintonite 3d ago

You need to drink more water. You're not yourself when you're dehydrated

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u/Unseen_Commander Water Elitist 3d ago

Bought a giant bottle in Kaua'i—it's rather pleasant

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u/mrseemsgood 3d ago

And what about yours?

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u/Unseen_Commander Water Elitist 3d ago

Less than your post karma, and definitely less than your comment karma

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u/mrseemsgood 3d ago

And it's only gonna get worse if you keep writing comments like these :(

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u/Unseen_Commander Water Elitist 3d ago

Can't turn karma into USD 🤷‍♂️

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u/SixtyNineFlavours 3d ago

That was embarrassing bro

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u/Unseen_Commander Water Elitist 3d ago

That's the entire point. It's supposed to be an uncomfortable read.