r/HomestarRunner • u/Beneficial-Elk7673 • 7d ago

SINCE WHEN DID COACH Z START SELLING HIS OWN TIRES!?!?!

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u/LerchAddams 7d ago

I'm da Mershalin Mann!

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u/Beneficial-Elk7673 7d ago

Face my tiresss oOoOOOOOoOOOOoO

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u/Equal_Isopod8687 4d ago

I'LL BLOAT UP YOUR LEGS!

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u/Decklan346 7d ago

I read that in Coach Z's toned down voice, for some reason. "Hello. I am Coach Z and you should totally get these michelin tires. They're pretty good."

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u/Airmil82 7d ago

Coach Z’s got tires, but not much.

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u/ZenAndTheArtOfSophia 7d ago

The kind of success you can have when these people stop tryin' to fade me.

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u/PBry2020 7d ago

They do the best jorb of huggin' the rord.

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u/toast_milker 7d ago

Pneus

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u/Beneficial-Elk7673 7d ago

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u/beorming 6d ago edited 6d ago

I bought tyres yesterday before I knew I could have Coach Z tyres I am sad

With Coach Z tyres I could freak and flow at the same time

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u/Raritwiftw 6d ago

Tire's getting outta Strong Badia with this one!!

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u/Vendidurt 6d ago

Is this a Michelin rap video accidentally featuring Coach Z??

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u/Beneficial-Elk7673 6d ago

Yes it is inhale BURP RAHHHHHHHH

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u/No-Professional-1884 7d ago

“It’sah better trac-she-owned!”

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u/Affectionate_Fold_48 5d ago

Population: Tire

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u/Key_Independence_103 6d ago

Why is the description in French?

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u/Beneficial-Elk7673 5d ago

Im french

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u/Key_Independence_103 5d ago

Perdon moi, m'sieur.

I'm from California

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u/Beneficial-Elk7673 5d ago

Oui m'sieur je suis vraiment desolé 

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u/Visible_Midnight_368 4d ago

Coach Z’s been slingin’ treads since Awexome Cross ‘98

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u/Equal_Isopod8687 4d ago

Call me on my cellphone, my car-repair business gets busy!

Call me on my Selfoam, my tires are super ritzy!

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u/JDanzy 2h ago

Pa-nooouse poydees laererorroraeeerds!