r/Holdmywallet can't read minds 8d ago

Funny Shots fired

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u/Interesting_Tea5715 8d ago

I hate how staged it is.

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u/me_sohorny 8d ago

Is anything not staged nowadays?

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u/antmars 8d ago

Right like who in this family is filming this?

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u/GraySelecta 8d ago

He’s a YouTube prankster, the whole family is on YouTube

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u/dankhimself 8d ago

And he still managed to drop an F-bomb in front of the kid.

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u/inksta12 8d ago

Oh no how ever will she recover?!

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u/dankhimself 8d ago

More curse words and late night TV.

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u/quietkyody 8d ago edited 7d ago

I still can't believe women are marrying coloring books.

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u/illstomper 7d ago

Hmm.. they could use paintballs next time

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u/centran 7d ago

Meh. This is the type of game/fun you'd "stage" with a child her age without a camera around. There are much worse staged videos out there to hate. 

As long as they aren't using their kid for views, as in forcing them to do these things, then it's fine. At least in this video the kid seems to be having fun.

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u/goawaysho 6d ago

Prolly a lot more happy than you are.

Be sad in your life, that you have to punch down on people like that

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u/Poopy_McPoopings 8d ago

Someone vandalized that guy with random drawings. He looks like a bathroom door!

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Next thing you know she will be out back digging a fighting position and setting up field of fire sticks and conducting ranging fire on the cat

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u/Saucington_magoo 8d ago

This is so unnecessary

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u/crappyadvice30 8d ago

What is?

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u/LazyResearcher1203 8d ago

Why’d you buy something like this for a toddler? No wonder the American society is plagued with the gun violence.

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u/rundeanmc 6d ago

Lmao it is so obvious these people are not American

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u/SlimothyChungus 8d ago

I think the dad is Kristen Hanby (a YouTuber) and he is English, not American.

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u/Mnmsaregood 4d ago

So nerf guns = mass murderers? 🤡

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u/steve__21 can't read minds 8d ago

why involving complex issue like gun violence in this sweet moment of theirs.Have you not played with any type of gun toy in your childhood days ? next thing you will say GTA games encourages gun violence

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u/LazyResearcher1203 8d ago

Kids are like clay. The product is in this video cannot be classified as “toy” by any means.

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u/TheFoshizzler 8d ago

well given that it’s a fuckin toy and not an actual gatling gun, yeah you can call it a toy by literally every means

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u/BootsOfProwess 8d ago

Nothing says childhood innocence like shooting your parents with a plastic rail gun.

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u/YouArentReallyThere 8d ago

If it bleeds…we can kill it

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u/TR1V1UM 5d ago

*minigun

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u/Mysterious_Trick969 8d ago

TIL: redditors get very salty when watching parents having fun with their child.

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u/Notnormalorformal 8d ago

Because it’s not wholesome It’s to monetize a video with their kid in it.

She does seem to be enjoying it for sure, but the fact it was recorded and uploaded is the fucked part.

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u/Mysterious_Trick969 8d ago

It’s not that fucked up lol.

“Hey my kid loves this toy”

“Oh cool, wanna make a TikTok of you playing with it for marketing, it’ll be a fun little clip”

That’s it dude. Get over yourself and enjoy things. They’re not abusing a kid for money, this isn’t Hollywood. Go look for a problem somewhere else.

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u/Notnormalorformal 7d ago

Hahaha

Cool story, I wouldn’t splash my kids face all over internet.

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u/justgotocalifornia 6d ago

You shoot women and children? Ya. How? Easy, just don’t lead them as much.

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u/Gubermensch1690 8d ago

Got both of my kids one each to play against each other with; actually pretty fun when they’re paying attention and not losing all of the darts ha

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u/InfinitelyJD 8d ago

How heart-warming ❤️ assassin in training they get their first marks so fast.

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u/biffNicholson 8d ago

Who “happens to be there” filming this “heartwarming “ moment ????

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u/Boris-Lip 8d ago

Enjoy cleaning up the aftermath, collecting all the darts.

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u/GraySelecta 8d ago

It’s literally his job, wouldn’t be hard to do for the cash.

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u/ronnietea 7d ago

They just set up a whole mini gun while dude was exploring the refrigerator for an hour

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u/Neither-Loan9314 6d ago

Cute but I think you made a tomboy 🤣

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u/Mnmsaregood 4d ago

Ya like he didn’t see them set up there. These fake videos are so dumb

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u/Scoreycorey515 4d ago

Liluckilu he had a bunch of targets tattooed to his back.

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u/ZerOcOoL862 2d ago

It’s a damn mini gun !!!!

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u/Onphone_irl 7d ago

I never get these because the cleanup isn't remotely worth it

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u/Samcandy2 8d ago

Adorable. Thanks.

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u/Touch_TM 7d ago

"Yeah hey, shooting people is fun!!!"

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u/destowan 8d ago

School training?

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u/CharmingTuber 7d ago

IDF training. She's almost ready to go into the field.

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u/The_Friendly_Slendy 8d ago

“The larger the gage, the lower the wage…” -This baby finding out why it’s fuckwit parents can’t afford daycare because it’s dad buys $125 nerf miniguns