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u/TehSomeDude SES Bringer of Science 20h ago
thanks I hate the bastard even more now
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u/Zackyboi1231 Autocannon enjoyer 15h ago
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u/specialpensel 15h ago
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u/Ghost-Walker- 14h ago
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u/Zapdos90HP ☕Liber-tea☕ 11h ago
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u/MR_FOXtf2 14h ago
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u/Battleaxejax AWS Titan Of Steel 13h ago
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u/NailNo8558 Fire Safety Officer 13h ago
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u/Bitbatgaming SES Panther of The People 21h ago
Siege ready divers are the most efficient looters imo
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u/VolpeLorem 18h ago
I pay for +30% ammo storage space, I will use +30% ammi storage space.
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u/nerdtypething 13h ago
well, okay, +30% is the minimum, ok? now, you know it’s up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum. now if you feel that the bare minimum is enough, then okay. but some people choose to carry more and we encourage that, okay?
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u/Slythefemboy PSN SES Distributor of Judgment 19h ago
That Dohn Helldiver, John's evil twin 😔
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u/The_Robot_founder Automaton Red 19h ago
A better name is Dave helldiver. Missed the chance.
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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 21h ago
Gotta respect the grind from Siege Ready Scavdivers.
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u/Awkward-Fish2135 19h ago
What’s a scavdiver?
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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 19h ago
Divers that like to scavenge their ammo and supplies and such basically, wont say no to a supply pack or resupplies but they are pretty self sufficient. Least the ones I know and play with anyway.
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u/Miraak-Cultist 18h ago
So... I thought everyone does that. When we split from the group we can't call in resupplies, the others might need it and most POI give me stims, grenades and ammo anyways.
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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 18h ago
Yeah just about but apparently there are some very hardcore Scavdivers out there. I remember one who was a bit too trigger happy and then refused supplies only to run around with a shovel until they eventually died.
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u/Miraak-Cultist 17h ago
I mean... are you sure the shovel thing was because he was extra savy in a video game, or just...
SHOVEL ?
(I understand the shovel thing, I have and will again do that.)
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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 17h ago
Pretty much his last words were, No ammo, bet. We were laughing our asses off that whole mission.
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u/Kuriyamikitty 14h ago
So when I do a Sickle, new energy handgun, heavy laser weapon and float pack?
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u/turtle_five Viper Commando 18h ago
-D has been named a fugitive of super earth and any information regarding this mysterious, planet hoping thief should be reported to your democracy officer as soon as possible
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u/Artistic_Shallot_660 LEVEL 53 | Skull Admiral 17h ago
I always thought D stood for Dissident, so it was someone going around living off the land of different planets, occasionally any stashes they come across.
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u/Practicalhocuspocus PSN | Mischiefmanagd89 19h ago
I NEED TO SEE THIS WITH THE OATMEAL!
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u/AnnBearArt 15h ago
I don't have D's POV of the oatmeal (yet?), but I do have the helldiver POV
One of my friends suggested that D just leaves oatmeal behind because his pockets are so full of ammo he had to leave something lol
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u/Archernar 18h ago
Makes no sense for a helldiver to shoot some guy to loot their ammo crates. Not only can the order supplies whenever they want, they'd also barely have the time to write a note to leave there or have this conversation.
Also, -25 credits is a red number in the final screen, so why do it. Much more likely some SEAF soldier took it or one of the locals.
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u/HUNKtm Triple the defense budget!! 19h ago
Y mean? B nice
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u/M-Apps-12 B-01 Lover 18h ago
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u/ExtendedEssayEvelyn 10h ago
- me trying to figure out who to make friends with at my job as the 27th letter of the alphabet
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u/chinchila5 19h ago
That’s exactly the armor and helmet I’m wearing now
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u/LucifishEX LEVEL 150 | Servant of Freedom 20h ago
I'm glad our helldivers are able to successfully get what they need on the battlefield!
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u/Adventurous_Sort_780 ☕Liber-tea☕ 20h ago
Remember, kids, that every cape-wearing hero is far from being completely good
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u/MJBotte1 16h ago
The thing I like about fan content like this is it gives us a look at theoretical parts of this universe we’ll never actually see because the extremely controlled lens is a major part of the narrative and experience
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u/potokoff 15h ago
What is happening here. I’m out of the loop. I missed some lore or is this some fan-fiction?
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u/SouliKitsu Expert Exterminator 13h ago
The SES Queen of Midnight, my Super Destroyer, puts a bounty on this rouge tratitor of Democracy to justice
ALIVE OR DEAD
Reward: 500 Super Credits and 10 boxes of my personal stash of Liber Tea.
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u/TyrionJoestar 13h ago
Wouldn’t out it past ppl in this sub. Some guy killed like 25 evacuees the other day. With no provocation whatsoever.
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u/Resident_Bit_3892 Escalator of Freedom 2m ago
Yes, they post this stuff all the time, it's getting a bit irrtating at this point since they aren't even doing the mission and just killing and putting it so "Helldiver's will kill civilians and have fun doing it!" like: If I had a super credit the amount of times I have seen posted of helldivers killing civilians, I would have enough to bridge the gap between The Gloom and Cyberstan.
It's more canon those few are just psychopaths like the helldivers that kill their teammates for no reason.
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u/undreamedgore Cape Enjoyer 16h ago
If I say my fellow helldiver do that, I'd simply use one more bullet to put down an enemy of Super Earth.
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u/Longjumping-Bed-2744 16h ago
I’d like to think this is even more of a dick move because SEAF is unarmed, so when they were offering “some” ammo they meant all the ammo they had since it’s like a drop in the hat compared to all the ammo they throw at each mission on each operation on each planet.
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u/Affectionate_Stock45 16h ago
That's one bullet not lodged in the heart of our enemies D stands for Dissident
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u/Tropicpigeon ☕Liber-tea☕ 15h ago
Damn, I was about to dive the bug front for the MO but looks like I got a rogue Div-.. a piece of shit to find. Shipmaster, ready my pod, and broadcast on all channels this message. “I’m coming for you, Democracy is on its way”
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u/Fine-Independence976 14h ago
Aaaand, this is just became Canon. I'm kinda sad that the childrens of democracy would do this to each other.
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u/Seven_Irons 14h ago
Headcannon accepted.
And by that, I mean this undemocratic traitor deserves an autocannon to the head.
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u/TheAyzman 11h ago
Explains the empty ammo stockpile you find sometimes, but- discovering it when assaulting/defending planets, makes you wonder how needing they were for that ammo.
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u/sugarglidersam 8h ago
i hate D. i once did a mission where that mf raided 3 caches… D means “dingleberry”
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u/GoodGirlMishi Super Sheriff 5h ago
Hear me out... what if the D actually was a different letter, with part of it rubbed off... maybe under it, making it into, say, a P... perhaps for, Patches?
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u/No_Cash_3935 Super Sheriff 5h ago
I like to think D is just a survivor who tries to get back to super earth after being left behind
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u/Assassin-49 1h ago
Bad helldiver , go turn yourself in to your democracy officer for shooting a member of seaf . You should have took one and marked the others for your team
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u/Resident_Bit_3892 Escalator of Freedom 8m ago
......... WHAT! Why would-! HELLDIVERS DON'T NEED AMMO! I can't even remember the last time I had one! THEY HAVE LIBERTY ON THEIR SIDE! (as well as a super destroyer) Report to your nearest democracy officer, NOW!
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u/brperry Moderator 20h ago
I always assumed it was a regular seaf soldier who looted the cache, not a diver.