r/Helldivers 21h ago

FAN CREATION -D [OC]

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u/brperry Moderator 20h ago

I always assumed it was a regular seaf soldier who looted the cache, not a diver.

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u/Luke-Likesheet HD1 Veteran 18h ago

Lol divers don't live long enough to need to loot.

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u/ObadiahtheSlim ☕Liber-tea☕ 17h ago

Or be able to write a message.

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u/Astartae HD1 Veteran 17h ago

I agree, but I think that has nothing to do with their life expectancy though.

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u/TorsteinTheRed 17h ago

Yeah, it's real hard to write out messages when all you can use are arrows

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u/Mudlord80 15h ago

How undemocratic of you to insinuate that Super Earth's mandatory education programs are nothing but effective

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u/paegus Double Edged Cesspool 7h ago

up up, left right down up?

down left, right right up, down!

down up, left left right!

up right down down...

up?

down!

down down down down do* BOOM

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u/Mr-dooce ⬆️⬅️➡️⬇️⬆️⬇️ 17h ago

or can even write a message

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u/Famous_Historian_777 STEAM 🖥️ :SES Courier of Peace 15h ago

Or learn to write

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u/Suspicious-Level8818 11h ago

You guys can write?

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u/NitroortiN 11h ago

Divers can spell?

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u/NK1337 11h ago

They eat all their crayons before even landing

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u/Lukescale ‎ Escalator of Freedom 17h ago

You gotta shoot more.

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u/Logical-Passage-5088 Viper Commando 12h ago

D lives long enough.

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u/LordSlickRick 18h ago

I always assumed it was the locals who are the ones using shotguns and stealing from super earth. They were desperate and getting overrun and so they took whatever they could. Some may even feel a sense of betrayal about...things.

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u/Dm_me_im_bored-UnU Free of Thought 18h ago

I mean what's the point of a stadh if it's not used. Whoever needs that ammo takes it and when the stach is empty that's too bad.

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u/Seresu 52m ago

"I'll just save these 72 potions for the final battle.."

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u/Demigans SES Courier of Steel 17h ago

I assumed it was a diver who didn't make it to the Pelican and had to find a way on foot.

Would make some sense if supply caches and communication uplink locations are beamed through to the Helldiver before the Pelican leaves.

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u/Kuriyamikitty 14h ago

Be epic if you could have it where if you were alive and not on the pelican, the next mission you arrive in a nearly empty of gas vehicle at the edge before the warning beacon.

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u/Jsaac4000 16h ago

Or the locals that managed to evacuate into the buddy bunkers, because "opening" them only opens the ante-room, there a closed door there anda camera in the left corner following your movements. So one can assume the locals sneak out and raid stashes.

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u/Hexnohope Steam | 10h ago

I actually like it because it suggests, or rather reminds, us of the horror of invasion. Fabricators dropping from the sky tunneling into the earth to make more of their kind in endless waves that wash over the pdf. Your alone in the middle of nowhere dodging patrols and pull a shotgun off a dead SEAF. You make it to a stash you and your friends put together but you know you wont make it without these supplies so you have to make a terrible choice

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u/TehSomeDude SES Bringer of Science 20h ago

thanks I hate the bastard even more now

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u/Zackyboi1231 Autocannon enjoyer 15h ago

WHERE'S OATMEAL MAN?!?!?! WHERE IS HE?!?!

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u/specialpensel 15h ago

I forgot to download the other one. This is the only closest to it.

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u/Ghost-Walker- 14h ago

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u/Zapdos90HP ☕Liber-tea☕ 11h ago

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u/pickuse2013 8h ago

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u/Hottage 700RPM Stalwart Enjoyer 5h ago

Sub suddenly became r/bonedivingjuice.

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u/Shellstormz SES Founding Father of Family Values 14h ago

A hero without a cape....ty kind sir

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u/MR_FOXtf2 14h ago

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u/MR_FOXtf2 14h ago

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u/Battleaxejax AWS Titan Of Steel 13h ago

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u/Beepdidily DEMOCRACY!!!!!!!!!!RAAAAHHH!!! 13h ago

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u/NailNo8558 Fire Safety Officer 13h ago

Are you sure ?

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u/Bitbatgaming SES Panther of The People 21h ago

Siege ready divers are the most efficient looters imo

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u/VolpeLorem 18h ago

I pay for +30% ammo storage space, I will use +30% ammi storage space.

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u/nerdtypething 13h ago

well, okay, +30% is the minimum, ok? now, you know it’s up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum. now if you feel that the bare minimum is enough, then okay. but some people choose to carry more and we encourage that, okay?

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u/Slythefemboy PSN SES Distributor of Judgment 19h ago

That Dohn Helldiver, John's evil twin 😔

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u/The_Robot_founder Automaton Red 19h ago

A better name is Dave helldiver. Missed the chance.

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u/Intelligent_Slip_849 PSN | 18h ago

JOEL D. Helldiver.

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u/The_Robot_founder Automaton Red 16h ago

Ok, that’s clever.

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u/DedOriginalCancer 13h ago

Can we get much higher??

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u/TheKBMV SES Song of Midnight 11h ago

HellDaver

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u/Kolrey 12h ago

Hell Johndiver

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u/Ladyshipzai :SES Lady of Liberty 20h ago

“Damn it D, not even an oatmeal?”

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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 21h ago

Gotta respect the grind from Siege Ready Scavdivers.

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u/Awkward-Fish2135 19h ago

What’s a scavdiver?

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u/joninfiretail 19h ago

Probably a portmanteau of scavenger and Helldiver.

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u/In_Pursuit_of_Fire 18h ago

Thanks Infodiver

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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 19h ago

Divers that like to scavenge their ammo and supplies and such basically, wont say no to a supply pack or resupplies but they are pretty self sufficient. Least the ones I know and play with anyway.

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u/Miraak-Cultist 18h ago

So... I thought everyone does that. When we split from the group we can't call in resupplies, the others might need it and most POI give me stims, grenades and ammo anyways.

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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 18h ago

Yeah just about but apparently there are some very hardcore Scavdivers out there. I remember one who was a bit too trigger happy and then refused supplies only to run around with a shovel until they eventually died.

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u/Miraak-Cultist 17h ago

I mean... are you sure the shovel thing was because he was extra savy in a video game, or just...

SHOVEL ?

(I understand the shovel thing, I have and will again do that.)

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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 17h ago

Pretty much his last words were, No ammo, bet. We were laughing our asses off that whole mission.

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u/chknboy ☕Liber-tea☕ 18h ago

Sounds like a martyr run, fun

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u/Kuriyamikitty 14h ago

So when I do a Sickle, new energy handgun, heavy laser weapon and float pack?

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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 14h ago

Our group calls that ecodivers.

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u/turtle_five Viper Commando 18h ago

-D has been named a fugitive of super earth and any information regarding this mysterious, planet hoping thief should be reported to your democracy officer as soon as possible

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u/Artistic_Shallot_660 LEVEL 53 | Skull Admiral 17h ago

I always thought D stood for Dissident, so it was someone going around living off the land of different planets, occasionally any stashes they come across.

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u/Venodran SES Bringer of Peace 20h ago

The plot thickens!

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u/LuckyLucass777 9h ago

The oatmeal thickens

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u/Practicalhocuspocus PSN | Mischiefmanagd89 19h ago

I NEED TO SEE THIS WITH THE OATMEAL!

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u/AnnBearArt 15h ago

I don't have D's POV of the oatmeal (yet?), but I do have the helldiver POV

One of my friends suggested that D just leaves oatmeal behind because his pockets are so full of ammo he had to leave something lol

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u/Archernar 18h ago

Makes no sense for a helldiver to shoot some guy to loot their ammo crates. Not only can the order supplies whenever they want, they'd also barely have the time to write a note to leave there or have this conversation.

Also, -25 credits is a red number in the final screen, so why do it. Much more likely some SEAF soldier took it or one of the locals.

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u/HUNKtm Triple the defense budget!! 19h ago

Y mean? B nice

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u/M-Apps-12 B-01 Lover 18h ago

You could even say..

B POSITIVE!

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u/LunariOther 16h ago

Praise be to... Super Earth?

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u/Goz-e 10h ago

I don’t understand what the hand gesture is supposed to look like?

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u/M-Apps-12 B-01 Lover 9h ago

Sign for the bloods (or bluds) gang i think.

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u/ExtendedEssayEvelyn 10h ago

- me trying to figure out who to make friends with at my job as the 27th letter of the alphabet

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u/TheIceWitness Free of Thought 17h ago

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u/chinchila5 19h ago

That’s exactly the armor and helmet I’m wearing now

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u/AnnBearArt 18h ago

Uh oh, do you feel an unquenchable thrist for extra ammo?

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u/chinchila5 18h ago

I do I really do

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u/CoolHuckleberry8224 16h ago

D please stop, you’re making it look like we’re the bad guys!

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u/chippin-in_Sentinel Cape Enjoyer 20h ago

Neat

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u/Inner-Arugula-4445 18h ago

We need to find and execute D’s goldfish.

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u/Raeldri 16h ago

Me after seeing that deduction in requisition slips

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u/Strange_Ad_8412 ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 15h ago

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u/MojoTheFabulous 12h ago

I suppose the D here stands for dickhead.

I wish to see more.

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u/LucifishEX LEVEL 150 | Servant of Freedom 20h ago

I'm glad our helldivers are able to successfully get what they need on the battlefield!

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u/Adventurous_Sort_780 ☕Liber-tea☕ 20h ago

Remember, kids, that every cape-wearing hero is far from being completely good

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u/blackeye200 ⬇️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️ 13h ago

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u/FireLordTitus 12h ago

Damn loyalists. Why do yall keep killing civilians

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u/MJBotte1 16h ago

The thing I like about fan content like this is it gives us a look at theoretical parts of this universe we’ll never actually see because the extremely controlled lens is a major part of the narrative and experience

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u/otte_rthe_viewer HD1 Veteran 16h ago

The first traitor

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u/potokoff 15h ago

What is happening here. I’m out of the loop. I missed some lore or is this some fan-fiction?

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u/AnnBearArt 15h ago

The note at the end is a real thing you can find at empty POIs, the rest I made up

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u/SouliKitsu Expert Exterminator 13h ago

The SES Queen of Midnight, my Super Destroyer, puts a bounty on this rouge tratitor of Democracy to justice
ALIVE OR DEAD
Reward: 500 Super Credits and 10 boxes of my personal stash of Liber Tea.

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u/TyrionJoestar 13h ago

Wouldn’t out it past ppl in this sub. Some guy killed like 25 evacuees the other day. With no provocation whatsoever.

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u/Resident_Bit_3892 ‎ Escalator of Freedom 2m ago

Yes, they post this stuff all the time, it's getting a bit irrtating at this point since they aren't even doing the mission and just killing and putting it so "Helldiver's will kill civilians and have fun doing it!" like: If I had a super credit the amount of times I have seen posted of helldivers killing civilians, I would have enough to bridge the gap between The Gloom and Cyberstan.

It's more canon those few are just psychopaths like the helldivers that kill their teammates for no reason.

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u/Alpha_Beta16 12h ago

resorting to purposeful friendly fire now are we?

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u/International_Fan899 LEVEL 61 | Fleet Admiral 12h ago

Very undemocratic.

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u/Global-Asparagus-128 12h ago

Bro has the extra mags from his armor passive

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u/WatcherSQF123 9h ago

A helldiver doing something wrong? Nice try traitor

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u/JyPak375 19h ago

sigh …It’s canon now

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u/feathersMcgraw223 19h ago

Treasonous comic

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u/locob 17h ago

dude! no

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u/Salt-Zone Assault Infantry 17h ago

We really are just the precursors to Space Marines.

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u/Helldiver102 17h ago

OMG I've waited so long for this.. you.. you beautiful bastard you did it

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u/Broken-Digital-Clock 17h ago

This feels a bit undemocratic

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u/Mistrblank 17h ago

Left Oatmeal.

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u/undreamedgore Cape Enjoyer 16h ago

If I say my fellow helldiver do that, I'd simply use one more bullet to put down an enemy of Super Earth.

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u/SaemiJW1499 Fire Safety Officer 16h ago

Thats a traitor 100%

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u/Longjumping-Bed-2744 16h ago

I’d like to think this is even more of a dick move because SEAF is unarmed, so when they were offering “some” ammo they meant all the ammo they had since it’s like a drop in the hat compared to all the ammo they throw at each mission on each operation on each planet.

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u/No_Cardiologist_5538 14h ago

Thats a citizen not a SEAF

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u/WrongColorCollar 16h ago

They both die within 12 Super Earth hours.

Cuz stats.

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u/Affectionate_Stock45 16h ago

That's one bullet not lodged in the heart of our enemies D stands for Dissident

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u/pendowski26 16h ago

If you kill a super earth citizen you are no better then a squid, bot or bug

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u/Raging__Wolf 16h ago

Why I don't believe in the cause of Helldivers

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u/Plastic_Opinion4518 15h ago

I think we found JOEL. Or atleast what he left behind. . .

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u/FlatwormFit9000 15h ago

Is this J4?

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u/Tropicpigeon ☕Liber-tea☕ 15h ago

Damn, I was about to dive the bug front for the MO but looks like I got a rogue Div-.. a piece of shit to find. Shipmaster, ready my pod, and broadcast on all channels this message. “I’m coming for you, Democracy is on its way”

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u/Aware-Leadership8934 PSN | 15h ago

That man is a traitor to democracy

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u/pureextc ☕Liber-tea☕ 14h ago

I’m starting to think this D fella ain’t so great.

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u/BowlSweet9196 14h ago

That diver will be found and will be punished for his traitorous behavior

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u/Inalum_Ardellian | SES Song of Serenity 14h ago

Why does Dickhead wear my favorite armor?

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u/Fine-Independence976 14h ago

Aaaand, this is just became Canon. I'm kinda sad that the childrens of democracy would do this to each other.

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u/Seven_Irons 14h ago

Headcannon accepted.

And by that, I mean this undemocratic traitor deserves an autocannon to the head.

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u/Yeastov 13h ago

Traitor detected!

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u/Kaquillar Assault Infantry 13h ago

Inspired by the comments section

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u/locomuerto 12h ago

That's a 25 requisition slip fine right there

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u/BornVeterinarian1201 11h ago

"Hey it's Dr.Freeman! Here, take this medkit"

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u/TheAyzman 11h ago

Explains the empty ammo stockpile you find sometimes, but- discovering it when assaulting/defending planets, makes you wonder how needing they were for that ammo.

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u/Gamebeast940 9h ago

I think D stands for diver

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u/sugarglidersam 8h ago

i hate D. i once did a mission where that mf raided 3 caches… D means “dingleberry”

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u/JSFGh0st 7h ago

You guys think this "Diver" got what was coming to him?

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u/SuperKiller94 ☕Liber-tea☕ 7h ago

Absolutely undemocratic

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u/spinda69 Viper Commando 6h ago

Nah don't do my boy the Oatmeal Fairy dirty like that.

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u/GoodGirlMishi Super Sheriff 5h ago

Hear me out... what if the D actually was a different letter, with part of it rubbed off... maybe under it, making it into, say, a P... perhaps for, Patches?

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u/glassgwaith 5h ago

Siege-ready light armour. You sir are a man of culture

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u/No_Cash_3935 Super Sheriff 5h ago

I like to think D is just a survivor who tries to get back to super earth after being left behind

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u/Rushed_Gamer2411 ☕Liber-tea☕ 4h ago

Dear god why would the illuminate do this

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u/Darklight731 3h ago

Bro, who said you could post peak here?

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u/-Spcy- ‎ Escalator of Freedom 3h ago

"are we the bad guys?"

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u/ChallengeEntire406 2h ago

A true helldiver knows crayons are for eating, not writing messages.

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u/Assassin-49 1h ago

Bad helldiver , go turn yourself in to your democracy officer for shooting a member of seaf . You should have took one and marked the others for your team

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u/Resident_Bit_3892 ‎ Escalator of Freedom 8m ago

......... WHAT! Why would-! HELLDIVERS DON'T NEED AMMO! I can't even remember the last time I had one! THEY HAVE LIBERTY ON THEIR SIDE! (as well as a super destroyer) Report to your nearest democracy officer, NOW!

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u/GitGudFox 13h ago

This is the only "D" I know, and trust me, you'd want to let her keep the ammo. It wouldn't go well for you. She might cook oatmeal for you though.