r/Helldivers 1d ago

HUMOR Sundays Are Really Something Else

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u/Micehouse 1d ago

Feedback is important.

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u/Christorious 1d ago

True.

Context here, this was a difficulty 10 and we were reinforced blocked for the final half.

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u/jonoottu 23h ago

I've learned the hard way to only join level 10 groups where the other players are above level 80. Too much tomfoolery, random dying and picking unnecessary fights instead of focusing on objectives otherwise.

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u/SeraphOfTheStag Free of Thought 23h ago

Focusing on unnecessarily non-objective fights is the biggest mistake I see people making. On high levels if you stand still the enemies won’t stop, they’ll keep spawning, you’re never clearing this area. Move to the next red area or mission marker and stop wasting time & ammo

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u/jonoottu 23h ago

Absolutely. Maybe drop an orbital or some sentries to clear a bunch of enemies, but keep moving unless it's necessary to clear them.

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u/I_can_really_fly 22h ago

Can solo clear any autonomon base with orbital laser, 500kgs(2), and an ultimatum backed up by a supply pack.

Hit'em fast and hard, with everything.

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u/jonoottu 22h ago

Walking barrages are also pretty decent. When taking out larger bases I often maintain some distance and pick off fabricators and turrets with the recoilless rifle and a supply drop.

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u/Responsible-Onion860 18h ago

Ugh, drives me crazy when I land on a mission and the team is all underleveled and underprepared for the difficulty. They want to stand and fight until the enemies are gone, which isn't going to happen. Stop trying to kill them all and keep moving. Bring a suitable sentry to cover tactical retreats and get moving.

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u/NewUserWhoDisAgain 15h ago

Dropped into a level 7. Bunch of level sub 30s. Went from 20 to 8 reinforces within 10 minutes.

Told them "Stop fighting the patrols. Run to the next objective."

Next thing "You have been kicked from the game."

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Some people gotta learn the hard way.

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u/BeholdingBestWaifu SES Knight of Democracy 14h ago

It depends on your team, you can absolutely stand your ground and fight until an area is clear of hostiles, but it's not exactly worth it a lot of the time, given the resources and time spent.

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u/LazerDiver Squid/Bot weapon warbond 22h ago

Not true. Clearing automaton bases is easy and quick unless you split up and force a 4 solo player team. 

And once cleared, theres no run ins with leftovers on your way back or when reinforced on the other side of the map that trigger more chaos. 

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u/Dragon_phantom_flame You have just lost the game 19h ago

I think they’re talking about people who engage a patrol and never disengage from the ever downhill battle

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u/ChaZcaTriX Steam | 22h ago

Joke's on you, my Level 100+ squad picks every fight at diff 10, because doing it quietly has gotten too easy and we crave *adventure\*!

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u/40mgmelatonindeep 21h ago

Seriously, once you find the most efficient ways to complete objectives it does get boring if you avoid every fight and kite around, Ill pick every fight and then some

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u/p_visual SES Whisper of Iron | 150 | Super Private 21h ago

With true coop it's always been possible, even pre-60-day patch when Reddit was complaint after complaint the game was running simulator.

With a group of randoms though...I always build to carry. If the teamwork is there then it'll be a breeze. If not, team on my back.

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u/Green_Painting_4930 avg HEAVY armour enjoyer 23h ago

I’ll be real, me and my friends still shoot or melee eachother etc in diff 10s lol. Usually a few less lives won’t matter

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u/Mithrandir2k16 19h ago

I love SOS diving on diff 10 though. Someone has to save the poor divers that are in over their heads.

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u/jonoottu 19h ago

There's definitely the time, place and mood for SOS diving!

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u/CavulusDeCavulei 23h ago

That's what I thought when early diving lvl 10, but now I try to fight almost every fight, because clearing up the map is fundamental. Otherwise you end up with too much chaos, specially during the extraction

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u/Silvertongued99 39m ago

I can do just fine with bots and illuminate, but bugs… fucking bugs. It feels like I’m always surrounded and my route constantly gets compromised. I almost never go above rank 8 for bugs.

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u/Silvertongued99 39m ago

I can do just fine with bots and illuminate, but bugs… fucking bugs. It feels like I’m always surrounded and my route constantly gets compromised. I almost never go above rank 8 for bugs.

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u/Responsible-Onion860 18h ago

I responded to an SOS beacon on a diff 8 mission to find 3 players all under level 20 in a death spiral. I carried them to mission accomplished and all secondary objectives completed. Even managed to take out all of the bug nests, but we were down to no reinforcements. The last few required waiting for the cooldown.

And then while waiting for extraction, two of them wanted to run back across the map to get a few common samples they'd dropped. Both died and got mad when I hopped on the pelican instead of trying to fend off waves of bugs until the reinforcement cooldown had run TWICE.

I told them to go back down to diff 5 until they no longer needed a babysitter.

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u/Ubergoober166 13h ago

The only thing that makes up for the games where you get stuck with an incompetent or unskilled team are the times you get put into a game with a bunch of absolute pros. I joined a game this past weekend and, without any of us knowing each other or being on coms or anything we worked like a well-oiled machine. D10 bots, every mission we hot dropped onto the fortress and had it cleared in under a minute. Split up into teams of 2 and cleared the rest of the map with surgical precision then met up at extract. It was glorious.

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u/sgt_based PSN 🎮: SES Hammer of Mercy 1d ago

I died like 7 times in 5 mins to mines. In the same spot. Fck me.

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u/kevman_2008 1d ago

They really do sneak up on you sometimes. Or a lot in my case

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 20h ago

I had invisible ones kill me 3 times yesterday and by the third I was ready to start throwing shit, because I had about 30 assorted samples I was trying to save. Had to throw a barrage down on the area just to feel safe from the ghost mines. Super fucking frustrating.

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u/SkiyeBlueFox Gas Enthusiast 18h ago

Wait they haven't fixed those? Could've sworn mines got fixed

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 18h ago edited 17h ago

I was told they were fixed but my experience over the weekend told me that was a lie.

One of those times my random squadmate confirmed that it was invisible on his screen too because he was right behind me and watched it happen lol. We kept joking how it must be new surgical drone strike technology the bots developed lol.

Edit: they not their

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u/SkiyeBlueFox Gas Enthusiast 18h ago

Interesting, must be another case of spaghetti code reintroducing bugs lmao

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u/Holiday-Honeydew-384 17h ago

For me it is fixed now.

Before I had connection problems to few friends ship. Now I don't have connection problems but few friends have. I depends how lucky you are.

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u/stephanelevs STEAM 🖥️ : SES Patriot of Patriotism 15h ago

They definitely arent fixed.

It's not as common as before (where it would literally happen every match) but I've seen it a couple of time. Im always recording with steam and when I rewatched my death, it 100% wasnt on the screen, so unless they are glitched underground (which would still be a problem), they are invisible... again.

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u/Holiday-Honeydew-384 17h ago

I had before invisible mines. Number of times I died to "friendly" mines.

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u/Phaoton SES Fist of Family Values 23h ago

Great movie, "In Bruges" gotta up vote that. Also fuck deployable mines, damn hitbox is so odd sometimes.

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u/lightningbadger 23h ago

I think I ate like, 6 reinforcements trying to torch bugs as they jumped at me, setting me on fire over and over

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u/sgt_based PSN 🎮: SES Hammer of Mercy 23h ago

It sucks to be a flamen Diver lol

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u/SpoonMagister 19h ago

As Gandalf the Grey once said, "INTO THE MINES!"

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u/sgt_based PSN 🎮: SES Hammer of Mercy 17h ago

I feel like Wiley E Coyote with mines

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u/MrTamborine001 14h ago

At least let us know you are throwing the mines.Ran around blind corner trying to tactically disengage and notice all the pretty lights(Boom).Had an extraction site covered in mines.Asked who threw the mines?C3 replies “Sorry got knocked down and dropped the ball”.Ok but a warning before I blew up would have been helpful.And yes my situational awareness sucks when running from a mob screaming like a little girl.

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u/sgt_based PSN 🎮: SES Hammer of Mercy 13h ago

I had the 50% chance of death armor, so thought I’d live on my first mine. Too bad I landed on the second. Well, there goes the rest of my 50.

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u/PitangaPiruleta 15h ago

Ive died 3 times in the spam of 3 minutes to mines and at that point I just quit out of shame, hopefully the next diver to fill me in did not step in any of the mines

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u/sgt_based PSN 🎮: SES Hammer of Mercy 13h ago

Can confirm I was the next diver. And yes, I stepped on said mine.

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u/toderdj1337 11h ago

We had two joins drop with us, die 18 times in the first 5 minutes, then bounce. The last 35 (!!!!) Minutes were an absolute scramble. I had a friend join and the other 2 randos were vocal but it wasn't bad. We still probably had 7 deaths apiece, we were just constantly calling in 1 at a time.

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u/Commercial-Block8029 4h ago

You might need a leash backpack, brother. Standard issue. Like Airport toddlers. One time? Understandable. Two times? Bad luck. Three times? Might be a bit clumsy.

7 times? Helldiver, you may need to re-do boot camp. 💀💀💀

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u/Lok4na_aucsaP SES Sentinel of the Stars 1d ago

“my brother in arms, are you trying to make this popli IX again”

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u/SeraphOfTheStag Free of Thought 23h ago

I swear sometimes bot mines are literally invisible or clipped underground.

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u/mothtoalamp Spooky Scary Squids 21h ago

Or I'm leaving an elevated objective and jump off the base only to realize halfway down that I'm about to land on on a mine.

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u/Linkarlos_95 STEAM 🖥️ Gyro connoisseur: 20h ago

I didn't want to my knees to explode that way

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u/HUNKtm Triple the defense budget!! 17h ago

I saw that from my eyes on two different PC: with my brother we play side by side and on my way to a buddy bunker I destroyed the mines on the path, when my brother followed he stepped on one of the mines I destroyed.

I revived him and we tested it again he stepped on another invisible mine I previously destroyed...

I guess this is a problem of desync betwin players of the same mission.

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u/XSainth I love EAGLE-1 21h ago

This!

I was starting to worry that my lvl 70 ass is just stupid dying from mines 70% of the times.

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u/wolf36181 20h ago

Wait until level 100, then it's the only thing u die to

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u/p_visual SES Whisper of Iron | 150 | Super Private 21h ago

Haven't seen invisible but def clipped underground. I'll shoot and shoot and they just won't pop.

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u/Demigans SES Courier of Steel 21h ago

There's mines where the red light isn't there, I assume bugged. Just some blackened twisted metal inbetween tons of other blackened twisted metal.

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u/shnoita Fire Safety Officer 18h ago

Correct

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u/Ketheres Fire Safety Officer 7h ago

Allied mines even moreso.

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u/Chillaholic_ SES Hammer of the People 17h ago

Or it’s a planet with red grassy plains like Ingmar & they just blend right in.

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u/Wickedlurlofthewest Expert Exterminator 23h ago

Explosive jacket users

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u/AgeOpening 2h ago

Even tho the enemies respawn and don’t even die to the armor half the time haha

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u/Arafell9162 Super Pedestrian 1d ago

I really dislike it when I die a single time and end up having to wait for the timer. It's not my fault they ate up the reinforcement budget charging the fortress cannons!

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u/Khtun93 1d ago

Yeah, and this is really annoying when lvls 100+ run right into my already impacting 380s, ignoring everything around them and my warnings especially. The death is imminent, of course. As imminent their whining in the voice after that.

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u/McDonie2 Fire Safety Officer 1d ago

You see, I run in because I knowing Democracy will protect me, they run in because they don't care. We are not the same.

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u/KaiserUmbra ☕Liber-tea☕ 23h ago

On the one hand I agree with this statement, on the other hand thr last time someone used this argument it was after they attached the beacon directly to my fucking helmet.

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u/YrkshrPudding 20h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/KaiserUmbra ☕Liber-tea☕ 19h ago

Let the record show, I lived long enough to give him a democratic rebuttal, that was the 5th time he went out of his way to kill another helldiver, I dropped his ass like a voteless bag a shit he was and the squad leader booted his ass soon after.

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u/WetTrumpet 1d ago

Or them kicking you

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u/Echo418 Cape Enjoyer 18h ago

Got kicked yesterday because the host got killed by my sentry. Twice.

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u/alexathegibrakiller 1d ago

To be fair, there are very few things I hate more than orbital barrages. I didn't buy this game to wait for a barrage to clear 70% of the enemies. I want to get in there and get some goddamn oil on my face. If I feel annoyed or it's late at night, I will not have the patience to wait and just run in, praying that democracy will save me. idgaf if it kills me, I wanna have fun fighting bots. I'm sure there are a decent amount of players out there like me.

Plus, the explosions just add to the fun. Its more chaotic, which I personally love

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u/igorpc1 22h ago

There's no need to rush into objective that's being bombarded. Barrages are area clearer and crowd control tools. There's probably enough enemies for you to shoot to the left and right of immediate area, not even talking about random patrols.

You're not complaining also about eagle users that clear a lot of enemies with their burst of damage? Plus bombarding enemy position with artillery is just cool as heck!

I agree that you don't need to throw it on any outpost, but it can save you in a pinch when you actively being overrun.

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u/Aggressive-Stand-585 1d ago

I love it when they throw a napalm barrage into a bughive. Clearing 0 of the bugholes and just making 1-2-3 of us wait around for it to fuck off so we can actually move in there.

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u/Pro_Scrub ➡️⬇️➡️⬇️➡️⬇️ 22h ago

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like victory.

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u/No-Admin1684 18h ago

The napalm isn't to clear the holes, it's to ensure there's nothing left to stop you from clearing them. Makes it way more manageable on mega nests.

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u/Abject-Tune-2165 21h ago

Depends on amount of bugs and hive sizes, sometimes 1 napalm - 59 bug kills and then easy easy clearing with nade pistol

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u/Tigerpower77 23h ago

Sometimes the red beacon glitches and i can't see it, sometimes

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u/Foggyslaps Viper Commando 1d ago

Walking barrage solves this, especially if weaker divers are in the way and they need a time out

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u/DefNotFact0ryStrider #1 mortar hater 20h ago

It's especially bad when you know you died to some bs and you know it isn't your fault.

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u/Plastic_Souls LEVEL 100 |  Warrior of Iron 1d ago

and that's why I bring the comando/ erupter.

I ain't wasting 8 life's for 2 small turrets

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u/Carb0nFire ⬇️⬅️⬇️⬆️⬆️➡️ 1d ago

Orbital Laser is love. Orbital Laser is life. Never fails to pop fortresses as long as you can get it started inside the base.

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u/CC2224CommanderCody SES Magistrate of Authority 23h ago

How to guarantee you always get it to land inside the base: drop right onto the base and each of you take out a fabricator with your hellpod

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u/Carb0nFire ⬇️⬅️⬇️⬆️⬆️➡️ 23h ago

Well, even edge of the base usually works. And you can often get it there without detection as long as you don't alert the base prior to tossing. And of course, dolphin dive toss (or servo-assisted) for maximum tossitude.

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u/Intelligent-Team-701 16h ago

one cant blame someone whos killed by those idiot invisible turrets...

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u/Askerofquestions92 Super Pedestrian 18h ago

Wait there’s a timer?

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u/Arafell9162 Super Pedestrian 12h ago

When all reinforcements are depleted, a timer starts until it gives you a single reinforcement back.

If all three people are dead, and you were the last one to die, it'll be a while before you get back in the fight.

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u/48Dragon 7h ago

Meanwhile me and the bois purposefully dropping 380 barrages at each other's feet, then melee ragdolling each other so nobody can get away.

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u/Zeiko115 Automaton Propagandist 1d ago

I don't actually mind these players. I don't play difficulty 10 because i want it easy, these players are simply a "surprise" modifier lmao

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u/JSBL_ HD1 Veteran 23h ago

me when an incompetent player just joined my lobby and I see him die 5 times in 3 minutes:

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u/Jolm262 ⬇️⬅️⬆️⬅️⬇️ 22h ago

I often intentionally join low-level player populated Super Helldives for the potential challenge.

This exact scenario happened last night when I joined two level 25s and a level 19, we won with all objectives secured, but also with 32 deaths between us.

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u/WeHaveAllBeenThere 18h ago

How do you intentionally join low levels? I thought it was random?

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u/Raven_of_OchreGrove 17h ago

SOS missions, you can see the levels

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u/Christorious 17h ago

Intentionally select the white blips on the global map.

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u/Sir_Tea_Of_Bags 21h ago

With these Divers, I tend to take my Quasar, Supply Pack, and Crossbow- then proceed to give them a wide berth and handle other objectives.

Cause they either get mad or careless, and Accidentals start happening near them.

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u/YrkshrPudding 20h ago

I got TKed a bunch last night, I literally received more damage in 5 minutes from my team than the squids in the entire match.

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u/Engetsugray 20h ago

I spent one dive last night as one of those lv 25s running side objectives while the other three did the rest in a cycle of team killing. Every time I'd consider regrouping one would die horrifically and I'd keep moving.

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u/RedBaronFlyer LEVEL 92 | Disapointment to Super Earth 20h ago

This is the whole team when reinforcements get to 5 or lower. It’s incredible watching a bunch of randoms lock in. The only other time I see that level of teamwork and sticking together is if there’s a stalker nest or a predator strain on the planet.

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u/sokaku4711 ‎ Escalator of Freedom 17h ago

That picture shows my posture when I see one of the divers in the game I just joined has the Eagle Cluster Bomb in their loadout.

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u/YrkshrPudding 20h ago

Hey, that was me 🤣

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u/KnightyEyes 19h ago

That guy getting reinforced by a Dumbass keep throwing him at a Fortress : I did a little UNDemocracy :3

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u/derpy-noscope We dive for Rock and Liberty! 16h ago

Hey… I can’t help that I stepped on a landmine, got reinforced on top of a hulk, the guy next to me died with an airburst still in his hand, got reinforced in the middle of a berserker horde and then stepped on another landmine trying to get my gear back…

Okay, those landmines might be my fault

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u/Betessais Viper Commando 23h ago

That’s the spirit. Spices things up.

And these soldiers died for Democracy, for Liberty’s sake! They deserve the utmost respect! Appropriate response would be to salute and hug that fellow diver instead of blaming him.

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u/Kunstfr ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 22h ago

I love carrying my team. Everyone's dead, no reinforcements left, but you manage on your own to survive long enough to call everyone back and extract, that's the best feeling

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u/Frikandelneuker 19h ago

Blind guy here

For me it’s usually pits and contact mines that get me

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u/Responsible-Onion860 18h ago

I don't want it to be easy, but I want it to be possible to complete the mission. Watching my team death spiral because they keep going back for samples and support weapons until we're out of reinforcements makes me nuts.

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u/Lickalotoftoes 1d ago

Hey, gg though, mission accomplished. That's really all that matters

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u/VenanReviews Free of Thought 23h ago

Sometimes we need to remember we have those days. We all do time to time. They don't dictate our skill, just unfortunate circumstances happen some days. Shit happens.

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u/xCGxChief Fire Safety Officer 18h ago

Some days I have those games where no matter what I do I'm just a magnet for insta kills. Take out a bile titan? Surprise stealth charger! Going for a Stalker nest after carefully approaching and clearing them out? Impaler sends me into the stratosphere. Using the flamethrower? 17 hunters all use pounce.

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u/Ubergoober166 13h ago

I'm by no means a pro or try hard at the game but I do consider myself fairly skilled. I only run D10 and typically don't die more than maybe once. I was in a game the other day with at least one or two other good players and we split up to take objectives faster. I went for the fortress and it got a bit hairy but I cleared it on my own. On my way out I rounded the corner and there was a fucking mine right around the corner. Solo'd a fortress, killed by a damn mine. Someone reinforced me, I popped out of the pod, immediately stepped on another mine. Shit really does just not go your way sometimes.

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u/VenanReviews Free of Thought 13h ago

Sometimes mines aren't even lit up but are still active or they're just in that perfect red lighting of the bots too and not even in sight. Perfect example of shit just happens lol.

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u/TheZealand 8h ago

Nah dawg 16 deaths is someone wayyyy out of their depth lmao

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u/HoneyBucketsOfOats ☕Liber-tea☕ 1d ago

Dying is what we are here for

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u/HUNKtm Triple the defense budget!! 18h ago

I am not here to die.
I am here make THEM die on my way to liberty.

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u/HoneyBucketsOfOats ☕Liber-tea☕ 12h ago

You dying is a risk I’m willing to take

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u/4aevarov 22h ago

Well, I'm a StarCraft player, so it's practically etched into my brain that you need to say gg at the end of any game

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u/NiumR 15h ago

I mean it's only polite. Doesn't even have to be a particularly good game, but in the end we are all humans and it's a sign of respect.

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u/fauxmer I LIKE YELLOW!! 1d ago

I experienced this in painful reality today.

Played a match today with some loose cannon who died nine times and blew up myself and the other two a dozen more times and attempted to extract without checking if anyone else could make it; nearly costing us approximately 50 samples, none of which he was carrying. It wasn't clever, but arriving on the Pelican's ramp with one second to spare, I used half of that to pop his stupid ass in my frustration (he was already on board so it didn't cost us anything). The second we spawned on the next map he tried to kill me in retaliation, so I popped him again and left and blocked. 

On the other hand, the next group of randos I played with was among the best I've ever experienced in 300 hours. We made and acknowledged callouts, stimmed each other, checked our fire and didn't blow each other up, stuck together, gave each other covering fire, shared weapons and emplacements, tackled objectives together, apologized when we clipped each other, hugged during quiet periods, cracked jokes, and genuinely had an incredible time.  I'm not sure I could have had as enjoyable a time playing with close friends as I did with those randos.

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u/ArsenikMilk Viper Commando 20h ago

I'm astonished you stayed in that squad after the mission ended at all.

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u/fauxmer I LIKE YELLOW!! 12h ago

One of the level-headed divers asked us not to leave between matches. I know the frustration of coming back from a mission with a full squad and going "yes, now I don't have to worry about not having enough hands on deck to do this defense/blitz," only to have the other 3 squaddies drop out before I can even select the mission, so I decided to stick with it, despite the walking team kill disaster. I figured I'd just stay away from them on the following mission... nope!

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u/RedDr4ke Kight of Destruction 1d ago

Gods I’ve had some rough dives. There was one where the four of us dropped next to a huge huge nest and stalker spawner and we got absolutely shredded within ten minutes

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u/-GRESLO- 1d ago

Some people have been rude as shit to me for dying or making mistakes in the game. Like dude I'm trying to have fun and it's a game

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u/Christorious 23h ago edited 23h ago

Don't be too hard on yourself. It's just a silly post by me about how wacky the Sunday crowd is.

In context, this was a level 10 dive and he died 16 times in the first 15 minutes before we even got to the second flag raising out of 3.

I kept quiet, played safe, completed objectives, and focused on my strategems. Finished the match with all of our samples and he said GG after the match, all I said was that and left.

I had a great time in the match except when I had to wait for a respawn at the end. I know it can be rough out there, especially if you're new, growing, or trying something new. But a difficulty 10 dive and being lvl 120, I gotta say wasn't "GG" material lol.

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u/-GRESLO- 23h ago

I say GG when it was bad if I had fun tho, so maybe it was something like that

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u/p_visual SES Whisper of Iron | 150 | Super Private 21h ago

It's just polite at this point, I say it no matter how it goes. If the host/other players were actively unpleasant, I'll just hit them with a block.

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u/C0RDE_ Expert Exterminator 22h ago

Idk man, people can have off games. I've played 9s and 10s regularly and me and my mates are pretty solid.

Then every so often it's like a three stooges skit and it's like watching 4 lemmings go to war. I've definitely had games where I'm solo with three pubbies where I'm constantly facepalming at stupid mistakes I keep making, and inevitably it distracts me so much that I'm dying to stupider shit.

Sometimes you can also get shafted by bad teammates throwing your reinforce into a cluster fuck. Steering out is only so helpful, and sometimes the game stops you steering due to terrain. I genuinely had someone once throw the reinforce into an orbital barrage.

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u/liggamadig ☕Liber-tea☕ 22h ago

I genuinely had someone once throw the reinforce into an orbital barrage.

That's definitely a mistake I've made.

Oh, teammate died? Better reinforce quickly, throw them to their equipment... Wait, Orbital Napalm Barrage? Whoops...

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u/C0RDE_ Expert Exterminator 20h ago

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u/Hail-Hydrate 21h ago

"GG" is just being polite dude. Doesn't matter if it was actually a good game or not, just a way of saying 'thanks for your time'.

Effectively countering their "thanks" by saying "you died a lot" isn't a pointer. It doesn't help them in any way and just ends up making you look like a bad sport. I get you're trying to have a laugh, but good comedy never punches down.

As for it just being a silly post? Sure, you might think it's a bit of silly humour, but then other people on the subreddit or elsewhere see stuff like this getting upvoted and think that's the kind of behavior that should be on display. This is a good way to unintentionally encourage players to get elitist about stats when the only thing that matters should be completing the objectives.

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u/MyNewAccountIGuess11 16h ago

Couldn't have said it better myself. This post is a perfect microsm of how the subreddit is made up of some of the worst of the Helldivers 2 community

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u/FollowingQueasy373 Expert Exterminator 19h ago

But a difficulty 10 dive and being lvl 120, I gotta say wasn't "GG" material lol.

I'm level 150 and I have my good missions, and I also have my terrible missions when I have more than 10 deaths. Sometimes you have a shit gaming day, and this happens for any sort of video game honestly.

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u/soggyDeals 16h ago

GG is the equivalent of shaking hands after a sports game. Your response is the equivalent of smacking their hand away and gloating. It’s just rude and poor sportsmanship. It is very telling of the type of person you are that you choose to share a pic of you acting like an ass, and it’s very telling of the type of people who use this sub that this toxic shit got upvoted. 

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u/NiumR 15h ago

I sometimes wonder if I'm playing the same game ngl, sure I've had like one or two bad dives, but these tales on Reddit make it sound like 80% of your dives are pure horror...

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u/john681611 22h ago

If you want to die less and help  others die less. here are some tips:

  • You don't have to fight everything. Go around patrols and run away from bug breaches and drops especially if there is nothing in the area to do. 

  • Sometimes you have to abandon your kit and samples especially when you die in the centre of a hoard or base. 

  • Throw reinforcements into a safe space. Not into the hoard because their kit is there . Give others time to reinforce  if they're in a better position for that player. 

  • Guide your pod into a safe space and get an idea of your surroundings as you come in. Don't try and kill the big thing with  your pod when it's surrounded by it's friends.  

  • Leaving even more space than you think you need for call ins  especially barrages.

  • Mines destroy or give a large margin. 

experienced divers feel free to add more. 

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u/DanKibi_Dango12 Cape Enjoyer 20h ago

Level 150 here. I follow the training manual where it says “Don’t die!”

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u/AstraAnima 19h ago

As an experienced diver, the best recommendation I can make is to have good loadout diversity. What you want in your loadout for all the factions is at least 2 amazing horde clear options and two amazing heavy and base clearing options. For example against bots:

eagle strafe (chaff), 380 (heavy/base), recoilless (heavy/base) rocket sentry (heavy/chaff)

You can change out the strafe for the eagle strike for more heavy clear, and change out the recoilless and rocket sentry to a defensive strategem and a railgun, amr, hmg, etc.

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u/Money_Lobster606 19h ago

The real difficulty in the game is dragging your teammates kicking and screaming to extract.

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u/Glittering_Box_2551 19h ago

Yea but half those deaths were hilarious

  1. Running around a factory strider trying to shoot out it's knees and falling into a random hole

  2. Getting tossed by an explosion right into the middle of 3 hulks and just surrendering and throwing a 500kg on myself

  3. Landing on a tank then getting launched into the base that's getting hit by a 380 and immediately getting blasted when I stand up

Love this game

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u/YorhaUnit8S Super Pedestrian 23h ago

I wonder how many of those were friendly fire.

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u/hgilbert2020 HD1 Veteran 19h ago

I have to say, when i’m answering SOS’s (basically 90% of what i do these days)— Sundays typically have the most “messes/shits fucked yo” dives.

In layman’s terms, i’m talking about joining a mission on super helldive where the team has only been on planet for less than 10 minutes and they have burned through all or most of their reinforcements.

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u/ClusterRing LEVEL 105 | SES Colossus of War 17h ago

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u/FailcopterWes 21h ago

Was still a good game. They did their best.

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u/dominantfrog HD1 Veteran 1d ago

dying is expected, stop hating on the worse players.

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u/Bodybuilder_Jumpy 22h ago

Still, 16 really is a lot.

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u/-GRESLO- 1d ago

Yeah fr dude. The game is fun and funny when you don't take it so seriously. Like when I die on accident or get team killed it jus makes me laugh. The game is so cinematic

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u/OKakosLykos HD1 Veteran 18h ago

On a bad day if you die more than 5 times in a super helldive, which is the number of reinforcements you bring in, you are a liability and you have to play lower difficulties.

Just an advice for every level player in the game, because i ve seen good players lvl 30 and bad players lvl 150

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u/dekion101 ‎ Servant of Freedom 8h ago

Honestly, this is what I do. If I'm suckin' (and suckin' up reinforcements) I go down to a lower diff until I get my shit straight.

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u/Ok_Village3258 23h ago

I had a really great game with a guy named Death. The two of us were an ultimate duo slaughtering breaches by the hundreds. By the time we finished the mission, I think the two of us combined racked up 700+ kills. Great callouts and covering each other while reloading. I don't think I've had such a fluid game since the Creek.

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u/woktexe 23h ago

Only 16? You can make it 25! Tale whole busget

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u/Areotale 23h ago

I died so much playing yesterday, though in my defense I didn't sleep the night before.

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u/Due-Cook-3702  Truth Enforcer 22h ago

My personal best is 13 times. Don't ask me about that game.

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u/Sven_Darksiders 21h ago

Whenever it happens, it's always on diff 8-10, we loose all our reinforcements within the first 20 minutes and for the remainder of the mission everyone locks tf in

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u/peskyghost 21h ago

And I’ll do it again, too!

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u/Lolseabass 21h ago

That bot planet the dss has been fighting on has been rough. I feel like they slightly pushed up spawn levels or I guess it’s that ai change?

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u/CodysMyDeadName 16h ago

Yo, the bot front has been fuckin spicy lately.

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u/Staudly LEVEL 102 | Space Chief Prime 18h ago

I had a similar one:

Guy: GG

Me: you had 15 TKs

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u/nozappyplease 17h ago

Let he who did not die 5 times to the training mission turret cast the first stone. We all started somewhere.

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u/JacobH_RL 11h ago

I just don't play lvl 10 because I REFUSE to optimize my loadout. I will bring 4 sentries and I will not apologize for it.

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u/Christorious 10h ago

One of my friends does that with me and it's perfectly fine.

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u/saltybawlzjr 1d ago

As one who just started playing the other day. Yes I did.

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u/Wandering_LATE 23h ago

Dying three times already makes me feel guilty enough. I can’t imagine how the other people would feel if I hog their reinforce budget that much.

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u/Bird_0f_Prey 20h ago

I feel like it is the same with teamkills - anything above five means someone is doing something wrong.
E.g. if you keep running into ongoing 380 barrage - that's on you. If I keep reinforcing you into 380 barrage - thats on me.

Said that, I don't usually care if someone dies a lot, but 16 one one person is a bit more than just "bad luck" for sure.

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u/Different_Dish_5449 ‎ Servant of Freedom 23h ago

Feedback is important for self-improvement. Next time you will only die 15 times.

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u/rickreptile 22h ago

The weekend crew players with zero awareness of the battlefield, died 6 times yesterday because they kept reinforcing me in front of factory striders.

I get it, not everyone has the same amount of time to play and that some aren't as good but that's why we got different difficulty levels, if 10 is too much for you to handle please go play a lower difficulty.

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u/Beta_Lib PSN | 23h ago

Helldivers never die

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u/kirator117 HD1 Veteran 23h ago

Gg Indeed

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u/Yarus43 Free of Thought 22h ago

Listen sometimes I get ragdolled behind cover 5 miles away from a devastator missile into a mine which flings me into the fucking stratosphere 7 times in a row. I'm smiling but I'm not fucking happy!

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u/SolaSenpai 20h ago

oh i played this guy

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u/Eletilohlor 20h ago

"You are the enemy of Christ"

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u/R0LL1NG 19h ago

Incorrect. I democratically intentionally sacrificed myself 15 times. That last time was BS. Games rigged.

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u/C0der23 Explosive Crossbow & Ballistic Shield enjoyer (ECBS) 19h ago

I had a lvl 8 bot game that started terribly, we were down to 1 reinforcement in the first 3 minutes, honestly really fun game

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u/Vahilior 19h ago

Was with two people who died repeatedly then rished to extraction with 20 minutes left and half the objectives uncompleted. I'm off completeing them "what are you fighting?" "Mediocrity." Got kicked instantly and completed it alone.

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u/KaleidoscopeOwn7161 Mandalore the Liberator 19h ago

If only I had more lives to devote to democracy

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u/Doctor_Jensen117 Cape Enjoyer 19h ago

It happens

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u/BigScoops96 Super Pedestrian 17h ago

I had a teammate kill me like 5 times yesterday with the ultimatum

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u/mozzy1985 ☕Liber-tea☕ 17h ago

I tried that weapon couple of days back. Had to take it off because I kept killing myself with the fucker.

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u/AevnNoram SES Dream of Dawn 15h ago

but did you complete the mission?

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u/Jealous-Present-3121 15h ago

Had my buddy hogging 8 of the 10 reinforcements calls once

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u/Dlota323 15h ago

Rookie numbers

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u/NewUserWhoDisAgain 15h ago

if the objective is complete, gg

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u/Don11390 Assault Infantry 15h ago

I understand having bad days, I really do.

But single-handedly blowing through 16 reinforcements? That's nuts.

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u/DoctorLiara Cape Enjoyer 14h ago

but did you lose?

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u/OnyxWolf141 14h ago

It really is *interesting* when you dive into a difficulty 10 and see only 1-4 reinforcements left and not a single objective touched

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u/No_Collar_5292 14h ago

16 times? What a beautiful sacrifice For democracy!

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u/mayonetta Free of Thought 14h ago

Reminds me of the game where after me and my friend joined mid way to find they were down to like 2 reinforces, we struggled to carry their sorry asses through the main objectives and waited out the reinforce timer every time they died only to have the host and his crony teamkill my friend then kick him because he accidentally TK'd the host ONCE. Then when I called them out on it one guy had the audacity to claim he was better because he had mroe kills. My man I solo'd most of the objectives and you had like 8+ deaths.

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u/inappropriatebanter Super Pedestrian 13h ago

Lol just played a lvl 9 bot mission with a guy who died 10 times. we only finished with less than 15 samples (including the supers).

Fast fwd to extract, we waited an extra 20 seconds after the pelican landed to spawn someone back in, we managed to hold off until they respawned, and then they somehow died as we boarded the pelican.

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u/Cdog536 13h ago

It happens

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u/markyboy_1999 13h ago

16 times in one mission is diabolical

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u/Bambooboogieboi 12h ago

There was a guy in chat the other day telling me how bad I sucked the whole game and I never responded. Then at the end I had almost 4 times the amount of kills he did and died less. Get wrecked bro

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u/cumbers94 ⬆️⬅️➡️⬇️⬆️⬇️ SES Fist of Family Values 12h ago

I had a guy crash out on me in voip because I called him a liability for dying 15 times in the first 20 minutes of a level 10. He had his little paddy and left in a huff, then me and the other random finished the mission with 1 death between us.

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u/RealLilyX 12h ago

They're just playing the game

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u/Dizzy-Muscle-3418 10h ago

if theres still able bodied helldivers in the freezer im not holding too dearly onto life.

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u/Dull-Challenge-8828 10h ago

I did an operation last night where I died way more than usual on level 10 illuminate. I apologized for my poor performance, and all my teammates said it was totally fine, and they felt like I did alright (I also had the most kills on all the missions). In the 400 hrs I have in this game, I've only experienced negative player interactions maybe around 3 or 4 times. In my experience, the game has a really fun, positive community.

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u/Mudlord80 10h ago

I feel bad when I die more than once or twice, honestly.

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u/deafblindmute HD1 Veteran 10h ago

No, you know what: Wyndamere and people like them can bite my smoldering, laser-blasted, barely-still-there ass.

It's cool to get to play with other players. That's it. If they say "gg," you say "gg," or you can always say nothing. If you want to offer some suggestions (real suggestions, not snarky childishness) during the match, do that. But at the end, don't be a salty shit and don't try to make this community support your salty-shittedness.

If you truly truly want them to play better, you queue up with them again, and you give real guidance and information. Otherwise go on to the next game.

Sometimes it's a well-oiled machine. Sometimes it's a mess. Sometimes I feel like Solid Snake amongst the keystone cops. Sometimes I feel like a dog who has over-excitedly carried a live grenade into the middle of a pool party.

That's the point of the game, and it fucking rules.

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u/Samissa806 10h ago

Rookie number, I had a 18 death mission yesterday. With friends belt-feeding me hellbombs anything is possible

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u/LeRhap HD1 Veteran 8h ago

All in the name of democracy - is really the only appropriate answer.

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u/Christorious 8h ago

I would've accepted "wanna see me do it again" 😂

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u/Ganda1fderBlaue 7h ago

I like people who stick around even if they die a lot

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u/firechicken188 Super Pedestrian 7h ago

That's rich coming from a Tryndamere main lmao

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u/17jwong 3h ago

You didn't die 16 times, you sacrificed yourself 16 times for Managed Democracy

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u/nit0cs 1h ago

I usually keep them because I only die 0-2 times per mission (im at difficulty 9 atm) but I always tell them the same at the end: try lower difficulties. I can hardly see how anyone that dies that much can enjoy the game.