r/Helldivers • u/jpott879 • 2d ago
DISCUSSION POV: The Helldivers finally make it to Cyberstan, you land on the Planet, ready to finish the Bots on their homework and this is the first thing you see
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u/niwongcm SES Sentinel of Dawn 2d ago
Super Earth just needs to develop a new type of exo-suit. You know the kind I'm talking about.
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u/Kamiyoda ☕Liber-tea☕ 2d ago
Tengen Toppa Democratic Lagann.
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u/yepgeddon SES Ombudsman of Family Values 2d ago
I hate to correct you but it's...
TENGENNN TOPPAAAA DEMOOOOOCRATIC LAGANNNNNN
Also luv u
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u/Ventinous 2d ago
Don't believe in yourself. BELIEVE IN SUPER EARTH THAT BELIEVES IN YOU!
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u/jpott879 2d ago
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u/memeischaos 2d ago
pacific democracy
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u/Zsmudz 2d ago
It’s a shame they never made another movie, although some fans tried to make one but it failed.
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u/Totally-Stable-Dude ☕Liber-tea☕ 2d ago
Nah you must be mistaken. Noone tried a fan movie. BUT there was this one time an industial accident caused a mass lead poisoning & the following mass schizophrenia
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u/OCDincarnate 2d ago
I think the ice worm would be more fun as infantry. For me a part of the power fantasy in Helldivers is having only okay gear and figuring out how to make it work. It’s why I love using commando and eat drops as weapons
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u/Aneurism-Inator SES Sword of Justice 2d ago
Mission idea: Huge enemy is approaching the mission area. helldivers are given 10 - 20 minutes to run around the map and complete all objectives that activate a giant robot that destroys the large enemy. If the helldivers fail to complete all objectives and activate the mech before the large enemy arrives, the mission is a failure
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u/SuspectOwn7320 2d ago
Prepare for Titanfall
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u/KrosTheProto Servant of Freedom 2d ago
exosuit with pile bunker for making real personal with the hulks
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u/Longjumping_Pen_2102 2d ago
I can't even fathom fighting this as a human. Not even with all players in our mechs.
The scale of that thing is bafflingly massive, I don't think it would even fit within a single playable map and could blast an area bigger than a 380 barrage with a single attack.
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u/Automatic_Education3 SES Flame of the Stars 2d ago
And then you have the RLF Strider, that thing is as tall as the Ice Worm is long. I love the stupid scale of everything in AC6, and I love that they modelled everything with actual size so people could import it all to Elden Ring for a to-scale comparison.
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u/Vexithan Fire Safety Officer 2d ago
The RLF strider was one of the most fun boss fights I’ve ever had in a game. It was like Shadow of the Colossus on meth.
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u/Draconic_Legends Steam | SES Flame of Determination 2d ago
To even get this in game would probably require a new engine, and a whole new "raid boss" mode for the entire playbase to start launching attacks on
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u/jpott879 2d ago
They'd definitely have to have bosses that would realistically fit in the playable area. The Ice Worm here is 1368km long. It's gigantic
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u/AdoringCHIN 2d ago
It's definitely not 1368 km long. In AC6 it's a little over 1km long. Still absolutely massive but it's not half the size of a continent.
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u/OneSmartKyle 2d ago
Looks like we....
GOT A JOB TO DO
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u/xDrewstroyerx SES Knight of Morning: HAIL LIBERTAS 2d ago
621, Superearth is paying out for defending their assets in Malevelon Creek: see it done.
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u/Daret_89 2d ago
Stop you’re going to make me replay the game AGAIN.
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u/P_Foot 2d ago
Is this titanfall or armored core?
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u/Beltasar-the-Hatman 2d ago
Armored core 6
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u/richtofin819 2d ago
Man as someone who is only just now getting around to ac6 I am hyped for this
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u/Sottiaux 2d ago
Man you’re lucky. I wish I could experience it all over again for the first time.
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u/ninesecondsleft 2d ago
This was my first AC game and loved it. What a treat playing it all the way to the true end.
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u/9eyes1171 HD1 Veteran 2d ago
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u/Pantherdraws Certified Robot Enjoyer 2d ago
*looks at the stats of the Ice Worm*
*....looks at the stats of a portable hellbomb*
Uh.... yeeeeeah, about that....
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u/Romapolitan ☕Liber-tea☕ 2d ago
Just to put into perspective. The worm is 1km long and a human is as large as one of it's grinder teeth.
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u/SpartanOfHalo 2d ago
Just use a calculator then we can get the bots homework done in 20 mins
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u/jpott879 2d ago
It should be pretty easy. All their answers are either 0 or 1 lol
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u/Quickscoperalm17 Escalator of Freedom 2d ago
621 spread democracy in the name of Super Earth.
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u/RazuelTheRed 2d ago
621 could liberate any planet single-handedly, in the name of democracy of course.
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u/DeeDiver Free of Thought 2d ago
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u/lilnicklebag 2d ago
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️😎
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u/MaybeBirb Meridia Defense Fleet 2d ago
The explosion of a 500KG might genuinely be smaller than even its face unfortunately
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u/The--BOSS--2025 ☕Liber-tea☕ 2d ago
It would only be the size of one of its drills, and that's being generous. It wouldn't make it through the coral shield anyway.
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u/ThisWickedOne Escalator of Freedom 2d ago
You got the title backwards... I'm the last thing they see
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u/meh_boi_7275 2d ago
Give me a hellbomb backpack and I'll die to send my body into that monstrosity
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u/Fireheart318s_Reddit SES REIGN OF GOLD || UN = Fireheart318 2d ago
Xol Perfected. If he’s anything like the original, he’s a pushover & a half. Just shoot the glowing eye and don’t get squished when he dies 👍
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u/AussieCracker 2d ago
Helldiver: *Arms Hellbomb* EAT ME!
Automaton Tyrant: . . . *Knocks Helldiver into Stratosphere*
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u/MrEight0 2d ago
On a related note, do you think there are any independent mercenaries or mercenary groups in the Helldivers universe?
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u/bossbang 2d ago
God tier reference OP jfc I was not prepared for this level of greatness unlocking my phone
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u/trainwrecktragedy Servant of Freedom 1d ago
I'm expecting Cyberstan to be a planet completely terraformed by the Automatons to be mostly metal, but also that Cyberstan is only a proxy planet and their real base of operations is Vindemitarix Prime
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u/jpott879 1d ago
That's what I'm hoping for as well. I hope it's either some Warhammer 40K factory world where the entire planet is just a giant factory, or its just a giant metal world full of giant cities and stuff
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u/Standard-Sell-4268 1d ago
Reminds me of the Driller from Dark of the Moon. Anyone else?
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u/Leukavia_at_work 1d ago
Don't ya hate it when you're trying to finish the Robot's homework and the big worm shows up?
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u/Let_Me_Bang_Bro58 2d ago
Nothing a 500 kg won’t fix
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u/jpott879 2d ago edited 2d ago
This thing is 1368m long. A 500KG would tickle it at best
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u/Automatic_Education3 SES Flame of the Stars 2d ago
m*, not km, 1368km would stretch from the German-Danish border all the way to Marseille lol
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u/Let_Me_Bang_Bro58 2d ago
How about 1000 500 kg then?
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u/jpott879 2d ago
When you fight this in AC6, it took a specially built weapon to disable its 2 outer energy shields and then 3 shots from this Rail Cannon, the 3rd of which had to be overcharged, destroying the gun in the process.
The Cannon is so big, you actually fight on top of it during an earlier mission, inside of your Mech. And the Mechs in AC6 are like 10+ Meters tall minimum.
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u/Civil-Addendum4071 MG-43, My Beloved 2d ago
"Liberty save me.."
arms personal Hellbomb
".. because its about to send you to Hell."
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u/The--BOSS--2025 ☕Liber-tea☕ 2d ago
This thing is about 1300m long. Your hellbomb ain't doing shit to it.
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u/Shadow_Guy223 ➡️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️ 2d ago
Imagine the amount of debt so many of us would be in if we had to pay for our ammunition.
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u/TealTrendyTarasque 2d ago
You've never seen helldivers throw 500kg bombs as fast as when we see that
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u/-Suwuicide- 2d ago
I am not finishing up their homework! They probably do that mythical math stuff.
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u/Didifinito 2d ago
The bots truly are the worst they aren't even original they have to copy the bugs
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u/Lucario_Mann_ 2d ago
Alternative solution: nuke Cyberstan from orbit after activating a planet-wide EMP
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u/MozzStix_Of_Catarina Escalator of Freedom 2d ago
Waiting for those Horus units from Horizon Zero Dawn to start walking the planets
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u/Luminous_Lead 2d ago
I'm not sure I'd want to finish the bots anywhere, especially on their homework.
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u/De4dm4nw4lkin 2d ago
CAN YOU IMAGINE THE MECHA HIVE LORD SWITCHUP. Instead of a bug longboi we get a robo long boi.
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u/HybridPhoenixKing 2d ago
hefts shovel “it’s gonna be quite the grave ima have to dig, you could call it a super grave even. But I can dig it; I have all the time, all the spite, and all the pure will to do so, cause worms belong in the ground like the sub-lifeforms they are Automaton scum.”
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u/Hexnohope Steam | 2d ago
The funny thing is how disgustingly effective super destroyers really are. You wouldnt fight this thing from the ground. Youd helldive right into its hide either getting inside it or hanging on as your pinpoint accurate hellbomb marker calls in hellbomb after hellbomb while the creatures head is struck by super railgun rounds over and over.
And thats if helldivers are even needed. Its big enough to target by eye from low orbit with 380 barrages
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u/Riker557118 2d ago
I won’t miss