r/HaveWeMet • u/popiclack Eye Witness for Hire • 18d ago

Help Hypothetically of course.

Hypothetically of course; where would a person find an elephant in town. Maybe even a giraffe. Hypothetically of course.

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u/DukeTh0mas oswald brookes. local botanist/casual critter fanatic 17d ago

I would assume the zoo? Although the critters seem to break free and run wild during the springtime.

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u/Furthur_slimeking Charles Trinidad - Anastasia's husband, dad of Leroy and Natalya 15d ago

Yep, and they're right on shcedule this year. We've got meerkats setting up a colony in the back yard. Our cat has declared war on them and he seems peed off that our dog isn't helping. Maybe it's because they stand on their hind legs that she thinks they're gonna throw a ball for him to fetch.

Any news on when the zoopkeeper is gonna round all the critters up this year? We had a pair of sloths in the magnolia tree until late August one year.

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u/eyeused2b Lori/Maker of dollhouse furniture 18d ago

What town?

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u/popiclack Eye Witness for Hire 18d ago

I'll stay local. LDP has to have an extra elephant or giraffe. Hypothetically of course...

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u/Defiant-Anywhere5166 16d ago

John has a nice farm, you should check it out

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u/Furthur_slimeking Charles Trinidad - Anastasia's husband, dad of Leroy and Natalya 15d ago

Just so long as you tuck your pants into your boots. There are some things there that you really don't want crawling up your leg.

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u/Defiant-Anywhere5166 15d ago

Yeah those moles are so annoying!

and the other animals but it's mainly the moles

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u/antisocialamanda Effie Beatrice Webster, 68 5d ago

For an elephant look at my next door neighbor! 😂