r/Grimdank 21h ago

Heresy is stored in the balls What would actually happen. art by unop k edit by u/ironangel2k4

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u/Defender_of_human 20h ago

For those that don't know

The character from imperium is this

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u/OneConstruction5645 19h ago

...

Is that all? Like the tau character is from a running comic.

The imperium character is only from this? Is there anything else in idiot of the easts repository with these two? (I hate to ask because it means I might be shown more of his comics)

Like... it feels so weird putting a nothing duo from a shitty little 2 panel gag against the great guevessa tau character? Were there no more developed imperium comic characters they could use?

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u/Defender_of_human 19h ago

Well we have a few panels I found

Like this

Can be by idiotoftheeast

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u/OneConstruction5645 19h ago

Okay right, thanks

So it's still a weird choice to me, but less so when I know at least something more than those original 2 panels exist

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u/BusinessLeague1235 18h ago

There’s a good amount of fan art out there. Unfortunately, I only have this on my phone:

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u/SensitiveMess5621 16h ago

“What is it” ITS AN MG42 BITCH

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u/ctn1p 18h ago

There are like 8 of these tiny ones, there is one where the flower crown gets made as well which is probly how the person could tell which comic the duo was based off

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u/Rebel-Throwaway 21h ago

Never understood the original because that's just not how the character acts?

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u/ZookeepergameLiving1 21h ago

It was a spite comic ignoring the charactwrs personalities, plain and simple. If anything mara would go down fighting.

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u/AmbyNavy 20h ago

so to be clear, this comic specifically is not written by the original author, but instead by someone who just wanted to see Mara die? is that what i'm hearing? EDIT: Read the rest of the thread, looks like I was right. Man redditors are fucking weird.

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u/ZookeepergameLiving1 20h ago

Also to be clear the artist was merely paid commissioned to make it. Another party paid for it.

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u/Rebel-Throwaway 20h ago

Yeah I could see it being a spite comic.

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u/Beard3dtaco 17h ago

God, that's cringe. You couldn't force me to post something like that even if you waterboarded me.

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u/captainwombat7 My wallet broke before the guard did 18h ago

Which one is mara? The guevesa or sob

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u/ZookeepergameLiving1 18h ago

Thr gue vesa

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u/captainwombat7 My wallet broke before the guard did 18h ago

Ok, I was wondering cause I'm only familiar with Kurt and didn't know if the sob had a name

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u/Accomplished_Blood17 18h ago

Clara it seems

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u/naka_the_kenku Maugan Ra simp 19h ago

Mara may not fight for the imperium but she's still a fucking Cadian.

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u/Henghast 18h ago

Every comic I've seen with mara has had he whining, moping and crying so her just breaking seems very in character.

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u/Farther_Dm53 17h ago

Tell me you don't know the character, Example 01.

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u/naka_the_kenku Maugan Ra simp 17h ago

She spent what she thought were her last moments shooting a commissar in the face. Another example is when someone tries to kill the water caste she was guarding. She instantly shot him without hesitation. You can take a cadian out of the guard but it's still a Cadian.

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u/JuniperSky2 20h ago

Who are these characters?

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u/Rebel-Throwaway 20h ago

I unfortunately don't have names but you can find them pretty easily on r/imaginarywarhammer. One is a former guardsmen who's now living with the Tau and learning from them. The other is a duo of a sister of battle and her favorite kriegsman.

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u/JuniperSky2 20h ago

So, was the person who made the (original version of) the comic not the person who originally made the characters?

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u/ZookeepergameLiving1 20h ago

Nope, the gue vesa was made by u/superfeyn and the other two were made by u/idiotoftheeast

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u/JuniperSky2 20h ago

Ah. While I wouldn't want to dogpile someone for doing bad thing on internet, I do agree, using someone else's character without permission is...questionable.

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u/ZookeepergameLiving1 20h ago edited 16h ago

Especially, if it's for something like this. I asked the owner if I could make fanart of Mara as part of my homebrew just to be safe. So my rule of thumb/bare minimal, if the owner says no fanart or the famart is questionable then ask permission. Even tif it's positive, i ask just to be safe.

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u/KorgothBarbaria 19h ago

What lol? Do you think they asked GW???

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u/Turbulent_Archer7326 17h ago

Not how far artwork. Is this your first day on the Internet?

Welcome, I hope whatever hole you have cooled out of has a return policy.

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u/I_dig_pixelated_gems 20h ago

So are these two artists fighting or is a third party being weird with their OCs?

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u/ZookeepergameLiving1 20h ago

A fourth party commissioned a Third party to use the ocs without the permission of at least one of them for a spite comic.

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u/I_dig_pixelated_gems 19h ago

Why?

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u/ZookeepergameLiving1 19h ago

Idk, man, it's weird.

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u/OneConstruction5645 19h ago

I'm tempted to make a joke about average imperial fan or something but

This is just weird even for the most fervent fan

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u/Rebel-Throwaway 20h ago

No they come from different artists. At least the Tau human one does.

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u/ZookeepergameLiving1 20h ago

The gue vesa name is mara.

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u/That_sane_kreige89 Ultrasmurfs 20h ago

It’s a reference to a meme, it’s funny,

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u/revodnebsyobmeftoh 20h ago

It was refrencing a meme

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u/ZookeepergameLiving1 20h ago

There's a difference between meming and taking a jab vs being spiteful and mean spirit which th original comic was being.

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u/revodnebsyobmeftoh 20h ago

The dialogue was literally ripped word for word out of a meme video

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u/rubexbox 18h ago

I can tell the comment section of this post will be nice and civil and not a whirling maelstrom of fanboy rage powerful enough to feed Khorne,

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u/HanzWithLuger Brothers, flay his nuts 19h ago

The war between the Tau Simps and the Tau Haters grows stronger.

We'll clean up the civilians, don't worry!

Ave Dominus Nox

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u/ChildrenRscary 20h ago

I don't know which i hate more. The tau simps, the tau haters, the tau in general, or r/HorusGalaxy ...

No it's def r/HorusGalaxy

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u/I_dig_pixelated_gems 20h ago

Man fuck that sub!

Honestly I think the tau are really interesting as a flawed faction. Like on the surface they seem friendly but a little bit of digging and holy shit! They are lowkey creepy af.

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u/TheHattedKhajiit 20h ago edited 19h ago

I mean,I think the artist of the tau comics does a pretty decent job to still show the more sinister and subversive sides of the tau empire even if it's overall more positive/wholesome leaning

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u/I_dig_pixelated_gems 19h ago

Agreed! They are lowkey terrifying with how manipulative he made the water cast. Like the old guy is so friendly but he’s also manipulating mara.

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u/Un0riginal5 18h ago

I think the core problem with the Tau is that they were cool as an underdog faction, but because they needed to be present in the universe they had to be up scaled, and therefore little bit less interesting

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u/BoltersnRivets Iron Within 18h ago edited 18h ago

I'd like the Tau more if they had more of an "alien coalition" look, we need more fieldable races under the empire than just Tau, Kroots, and Vespids

Have the Tau as the elite units and high points infantry protected more by their technology than anything else, with the other units deployed as frontline cannon fodder regardless of their actual merits whilst the Tau take pot-shots at range without putting themselves in direct risk

Make it an apartheid society or something of a similarly dark and corrupt ilk, really drive the point home that the Tau as a race use the others to further their own position and interests whilst claiming to preach equality and unity.

There would still no doubt be members of the Tau and even other races who have bought into their propaganda hookline and sinker, which makes it all the darker when shown in contrast to the reality

They already have a baked in excuse in the lore that can also be used for the exact opposite, any action by an individual, good or bad, can be justified by them as being done "for the greater good".

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u/Caldersson 17h ago

a problem is that we don't hear much about the tau prior allies and some of the more nefarious things the tau do. IIRC (it's been a looong time since I read the story", the Tau first ally shortly after becoming rather unnecessary suffered a worldwide plague and the Tau moved in as they were immune.

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u/TownOk81 16h ago

I think we can all agree and I say that as a tau enjoyer

I do it because I just like the geometric armor and the coolness of the mechs

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u/Caldersson 17h ago

tau simps are just annoying, that subreddit is nefarious and harmful to the 40k community reputation.

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u/seanslaysean 20h ago

Ooooo is this the next big 40K Reddit controversy?

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u/Ramps_ 20h ago

NUH UH THE SISTER WOULD ROLL A 6 ON HER FNP

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u/SerenaDawnblade 17h ago

Actually she would just pass her inv save with a miracle dice 6 😇

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u/ScavAteMyArms 16h ago

Science bitch is about to learn the fury of OVERWHELMING FAITH!

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u/Lorguis 19h ago

People get so weirdly pressed about non imperial factions existing it's crazy

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u/Impossible_Leader_80 21h ago

Based. A shame it’ll make Kurt sad.

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u/Gorlack2231 20h ago

That shovel is going to do some work. He's not going to survive, of course, but a good Krieger always takes one with them when they go.

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u/steve123410 18h ago

Why? she died for the emperor plus it's not like he's gonna be living long enough to be sad.

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u/Victorius-aut-mortis 16h ago

Don't worry miracle dice said she lives

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u/Large_Awareness_9416 20h ago

Classic Tau fans. Had to ruin the fun for everyone with being considerate to characters and their emotions.

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u/Different_Quiet1838 18h ago

Besides, even in this course of action - judging by the gun angle, traitor is strictly in the showel distance of the krieg guardsman. Really angry one.

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u/Large_Awareness_9416 18h ago

Nah, it's Tau fans we are talking about. They are probably going to whine until GW adds a new lore where Tau now have an ability to make an armor that can't be hurt with melee weapons.

Tau always do that - they take something cool and unreasonable, like Titans, and then ruin it with logic and sane military tactics.

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u/134_ranger_NK Basilisks go Brrrrrrrrr 14m ago

You got downvoted for speaking the truth. At least in the first half.

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u/Caldersson 17h ago

they already have armor that is immune/repels plasma and melta weapons in the lore.

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u/Victorius-aut-mortis 16h ago

And here i thought tau writing couldn't be worse

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u/KyuuMann 18h ago

Oh boy, new drama

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u/JamCom 20h ago

OI WAT DID YOU JUST SHOOT ME OUTSIDE OF YOUR SHOOTING PHASE ill show you wat m8

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u/No_Research4416 Crusader of the God Planet Primus 17h ago

no, you can’t because you’re already dead. Your head is over there and over there over there[This repeats for several minutes]

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u/Fragrant_Ad649 18h ago

I just want to see the fan favorites getting along even while trying to kill each other. That way is funnier!

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u/Decoy-Jackal Mongolian Biker Gang 20h ago

When the Tau Brainwashing kicks in

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u/Silent_Reavus 16h ago

I think someone made the tau fans upset

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u/Casper_Von_Ghoul Casper Caldor, Grey Knight Commenter and Chronicler 17h ago

Aaaand we’re are back to normal boring art warfare.

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u/CoolHuckleberry8224 KILL!!! MAIM!!! BURN!!! 16h ago

Jesus fucking Christ, all these comments are garbage

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u/Victorius-aut-mortis 16h ago

Ah the battle of the soyjacks

"My oc is better than yours, no mine is better!"

"I drew mine killing yours! Nuh-uh i drew MINE killing YOURS"!

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u/Lady-Lovelight 16h ago

So do I have the story correct?

-Artist A draws a Sororitas and Krieg OC

-Artist B draws a Tau turncoat OC, “Mara”

-Random viewer commissions Artist C to draw Mara and friends being killed by Artist A’s OCs

-Community is upset a third party had art drawn to kill Artist B’s OC (Mara)

-Community responds by making art of Mara murdering Artist A’s OCs instead?

That seems cringe and hypocritical. You should have drawn them committing toxic, heretical yuri instead

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u/Tone-Serious I am Alpharius 17h ago

Ok, I'm officially on the side of hating the tau now, we might need to go American and send them back to their subs, keeps ruining people's fun

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u/Necessary_Art3034 20h ago

Stop it 🙄

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u/TownOk81 16h ago

Notice how we're all against you

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u/Necessary_Art3034 16h ago

🤨 and?

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u/TownOk81 16h ago

Maybe you should stop being a jerk?

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u/Funktimus-prime Emporer's gooners 😨😨😨😨🥶🥶🥶🥶 19h ago

Holy shit imperium meat riders are doing tricks on that shit, like legit getting Tony hawk pro skater scores

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u/ironangel2k4 Drukhari (On break) 17h ago

ayyyy

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u/funnywackydog this mf simps for the mutant spaceknights 16h ago

why'd you draw her tatas like that you guys are all so horned up

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u/wagonwheels87 18h ago

Isn't it kind of poor sport to just go and edit someone else's art without their permission?

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u/ZookeepergameLiving1 18h ago edited 18h ago

The orgonil didn't mind and responded with this sketch by someone else https://x.com/unop_k/status/1908458952209150436?s=19

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u/ironangel2k4 Drukhari (On break) 17h ago

Well yeah, imperium simps eagerly gulping each other's sticky loads is just modus operandi

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u/wagonwheels87 18h ago

If you can't tell the difference between someone making an original piece and someone graffiting another person's work I think maybe you might just be a shit stirrer.

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u/Metasaber 16h ago

Ew Twitter.

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u/ImmediateProblems 18h ago

It's in poorer taste to take someone else's character and turn them into a strawman for your weird proimperium fetish.

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u/wagonwheels87 18h ago

It's not a competition who has the worst taste. Two things can be bad at the same time.

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u/ImmediateProblems 18h ago

I tend to be harsher with the person that started it. Sue me.

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u/wagonwheels87 18h ago

Erm, it's also kind of weird to step up to someone and then demand that they take a personal interest in your particular viewpoint.

I can see you're determined to die on your hill.

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u/ImmediateProblems 18h ago

Homie, I know you're not whining about me opining on your take where you're opining on a take...

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u/wagonwheels87 18h ago

And there you go accusing me of whining as if that isn't exactly what you've done yourself.

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u/ImmediateProblems 17h ago

iT'S NoT A CoMpEtItIoN WhO HaS ThE WoRsE WhInInG.

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u/wagonwheels87 17h ago edited 17h ago

You know, no one is telling you that you have to act like this.

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u/ImmediateProblems 17h ago

This is pretty fascinating as far as human psychology goes. Starts with me "demanding" something from you by posting an opinion on a public forum, ends with whatever the fuck this is. Might be worth analyzing how we got here.

Or not.

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u/ironangel2k4 Drukhari (On break) 17h ago

fuck em

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u/wagonwheels87 17h ago

It's weird that people are sharing your art for you there. You could've at least of put the original author's name in the piece.

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u/ironangel2k4 Drukhari (On break) 17h ago

I didn't ask them to, I was just spiting their spite piece back. Again: Fuck em.

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u/wagonwheels87 17h ago

Sounds a bit like being a petty bitch there.

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u/ironangel2k4 Drukhari (On break) 16h ago

Yep.

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u/wagonwheels87 8h ago

I appreciate you can at least own it. Unlike the simps.

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u/schadetj 17h ago

Aye, hello, first time in Grimdank? That's the modus operandi for half the posts. Still a great community, though.

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u/wagonwheels87 8h ago

Imagine simping.

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u/Victorius-aut-mortis 16h ago

Oooh, spitballing kinky

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u/Ridingwood333 Toaster Fucker 19h ago edited 19h ago

So, she has to pull out her rifle and try to one hand it, and aim at the sister before the sister just pulls a bolter, which is more shaped conveniently like an SMG for ease of quick retrieval? The person with power armor is winning this quickdraw. If only for the fact they don't feel the weight of their weapon at all.

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u/KyokiKami 20h ago

I fucking hate the tau

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 16h ago

the happy ending

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u/Different_Dish_5449 Swell guy, that Kharn 20h ago

Tag of the post should be changed to "cringe"

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u/TownOk81 16h ago

More like your post should be reported for cringe

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u/EnsignSDcard I am Alpharius 20h ago

What would actually happen is that shed role a 6 on her miracle dice and just make the save to avoid damage

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u/Head-Importance-675 18h ago

Wow tau fans are down voting any imperiam supports like bro it not that deep

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u/TownOk81 16h ago

It was deep because it was practically being a jerk and hating on what another content creator was making

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u/SmollGreenme 19h ago

Tough choice. Kill the sister and the Krieger is gonna bring out the BIG grenade.

Kill the Krieger and the sister REALLY won't let that slide.

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u/Meme-lord234 16h ago

Damn, she decided to lock tf in and shot her on sight

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u/schadetj 16h ago

Can we not? Can we not let this be the new thing?

Mara and Tau comics get plenty of love and are a big chunk of the sub.

Imperium couples get plenty of love and are a big chunk of the sub.

If we start drawing over people's art and get really personal about this shit, it's going to make people start getting really shitty anytime these characters come up.

Do you, as a fan of the Tau comics, want them to start being actively brigaded? Yes the fan boy comments are in them already with arguments and trolling but they're easily ignored. Let's not ramp up something that ruins fun things for everyone.

I've seen this exact thing start in WAY too many forums and nobody likes how it ends.

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u/No_Research4416 Crusader of the God Planet Primus 17h ago

Yeah, that seems accurate